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It's on his Facebook it's not like he has to pretend he doesn't know what Kiwi Farms is by acting like a gibbering ignorant retard.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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I just watched some non-jack August content. He's not acting, he's just a gibbering ignorant retard.
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I'm quietly hoping we're in for a Dat Medicaid Caregiver Cali arc, down the road.
Jack and Tam have bought their desired land in the boonies, and their only acknowledged son is a dumbass who has not yet fucked up his back, in a dead-end hourly job where paid caregiving wouldn't be a big step down in income. It'll just take some guilt, free rent, and the promise of inheriting the family land. Park a trailer next to the house, family caregiver program, remind Tammy Jr. that per Scalfani tradition her duty is to be the adult in the family and have a real job out in the World.
Jr is grasping and obviously annoyed by Jack. That being said, he's already fully ruined, so why not? It's a hell the two of them (Jack and Jr) deserve.
At least this time Jr will be getting paid to be around his abusive father. And if he doesn't want Jack to eat his fud, he can just put it on a higher shelf!
At least this time Jr will be getting paid to be around his abusive father. And if he doesn't want Jack to eat his fud, he can just put it on a higher shelf!
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At least Tammy was smart enough to get an accounting degree, which at least has some market value, a real career path, and you can do it at a desk.
Tammy junior has a criminal justice degree,
assuming she finished it. That's not the easiest field to work in when you have a brain tumor, headaches, and fainting. Even if she can handle being a cop, the salary for that in Nashville is only going to be $50k. Wouldn't be crazy to pull in an extra $25k in overtime, but Junior needs a mommy wife and I don't see that happening. Her only job experience is customer service for some absolutely disgusting scam company that rips off elderly veterans.(1) If she's still doing that, there's no way she's making more than $30-$35k
Junior is a half-step up from completely unskilled labor. There's no way he's making more than $30-$35k.
Briana's family is broke white trash who can't even contribute to her brain surgery. They're not going to help.
Jack and Tammy were leveraged to hell and back before the medical accident. Hell, an accountant for the company that makes the chairs sold outside of Cracker Barrel isn't making enough to support their lifestyle. Jack spends dramatically more than he makes in income. They could potentially be really financially over extended, and they're unable to help the kids.
These kids are financially fucked. The parents can't picked up the slack. Junior is a loser who will never accomplish anything in a career. Briana has a practically useless degree. She'll never be a breadwinner. Hell, I fully expect the Knocked Up Saga to start any day now, and then they're truly fucked.
These guys will inevitably be back and living with parents until their fourties or enter a downward cycle of poverty that they'll never escape from.
It's depressing. I feel bad for briana. She fucked her entire life up marrying junior. Smartest thing she could do would be to get the best job she can, find a roommate, file for divorce, and start over. But she won't.
(1) They target elderly people who are having trouble getting VA claims filed and approved. They charge exorbitant fees and don't do much, if anything, to help. Anyone who has an issue with something like that can call their Congressman or Senators and they'll work to fix it for free. Hell, nonprofits have caseworkers that will do this for free too. There's no reason for for-profit organizations like this to exist, and it makes me MATI.
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Awfully generous of you to not assume that Jr is a pedophile faggot. If Medium Tammy was ever going to get pregnant, it was going to be when the 'unlimited sleepovers' started and before she bloated up.
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A lot of places like that get a little busy during meal times. It's not a restaurant and they need to serve many meals to many different people with many different dietary restrictions.
Jagoff's mustard? That's like literally on the bottom of their list of shit to do.
Oh fuck you fat boy. If there's one thing you can do without it's cake.
It's not just marrying Jr it's getting married at such a young age. These kids have no real experience in relationships. Part of the reason they got married so young was so they could bang. Bri will get pregnant and that will be the end. She'll be raising two Scalfatties and being forced to help out Jagoff and Hammy with stuff.
Poor girl's life is ruined.
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Turning down that lucrative guaranteed free-win HVAC nepotism job in favor of being a giga wagie 7/11 shift manager because "ew manual labor" and "muh rap career" sure paid off!
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I think Junior visiting him is an even more dubious scenario than TamHam bringing him fast food.
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I love that the fire alarm is going off and I know its not really a fire but that his first thought is not 'I wonder if I should get out of here', his first thought is instead 'who the fuck can I complain to?'
Preciate it youtube
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Apropos of nothing but, how is it that not a single person on Jack's Facebook page has asked about his recovery progress? He just posted another "update" video complaining about the eggs. You'd think your fans would want to hear about your wellbeing? I'm unable to comment.
What a prima donna.
What a prima donna.
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This isn't a hotel, Jackoff. There's no continental breakfast bar. You're there to get better, then go home. What a fucking whiny retard.
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That's the thing. I don't think Jack is going home. Not unless insurance refuses to pay for his noncompliant ass.
I seem to remember Jack and Tammy considering selling their home or moving last year. They're likely doing it now because Jack is not leaving any time soon and they need that money for their share of the bill as soon as possible. Jack doesn't want to get better. If he did, he wouldn't be spending his time being angy that he only got six eggs or how he doesn't have syrup for his pancakes. Eat a
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People put butter on their scrambled eggs?
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Jack people put butter on their scrambled eggs
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Well yeah. They're a nursing home, not a gourmet restaurant. They have a tight food budget and margarine is a lot cheaper not to mention keeps for much longer.
As for a toaster they probably have one of those big industrial conveyor belt ones. They're high heat and fast meaning the bread gets slightly browned on top but doesn't really toast. But that's secondary to Jagoff just whinging about stuff.
The last thing this faggot needs is maple flavored corn syrup for his pancakes which are possible to eat without syrup but based on how much he probably dumps on there's a puddle of it on the plate when he's done.
And he's back to pretending like he doesn't eat carbs.
He puts butter on everything.
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I think you guys are being a little too hard on Jack.
Sticking to a new diet unlike the one you are accustomed to is hard work. The fact that he made the conscious decision to not eat the pancakes shows that he is taking his commitment to KETOOOOO seriously. We should be applauding and encouraging him in his efforts!
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The only people who bother with sparing him half a dog shit-smeared fuck are, ironically, us. And, even then, only as fear of losing a source of rage/laughter/schadenfreude in most cases.
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Reading his posts and watching his videos I'm reminded about not just how thin skinned he is, but also cowardly.
>I-I'm only telling you all of this because you might not know about the state of nursing homes. I'm not complaining at all!
>I-I'm only telling you all of this because you might not know about the state of nursing homes. I'm not complaining at all!