Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

A post earlier pointed out that the window is blocked because it doesn't really lead outside, but to another indoor space like the apartment is part of a larger space that's been divided in a cheap hack job

It reminded me of the "coffin homes" in China where the super poors live, as explained in this vid:

The layout of the coffin home looks almost exactly like the dump they're living in - about 100-200 sq ft and divided long ways,
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with large appliances (oven and w/d) taking up most of the living spaces, and the bathroom and kitchen right next to each other. Which as the vid points out, the smells would horrifically interchange in this setup
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We know Chins is a massive retard but seriously how brain damaged do you have to be to decide to live in a hellishly hot shithole in a coffin apartment - not just that but to be LOCKED IN by a frogfaced auti tard faggot while he goes running off to Murad to suck his dick or whatever he does. Meanwhile the cheap tacky ring she keeps waving around to the camera is what's going to take her out. Cutting off that blood circulation in that stuffy fartbox coffin hellhole, what a massive sad retard
 
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Something that has always bugged me but progressively more so is her fingers, the pads to be exact. She is sofa king fat that the deposits on her finger pads has come to a point basically. Like I want to drag them across a cheese grater so they look right again. Also. If you turn the picture upside down it legit looks like her fucking legs. Lawwwwwl.
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Dead Red said:
Something that has always bugged me but progressively more so is her fingers, the pads to be exact. She is sofa king fat that the deposits on her finger pads has come to a point basically. Like I want to drag them across a cheese grater so they look right again. Also. If you turn the picture upside down it legit looks like her fucking legs. Lawwwwwl.
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I’m not an expert but have some biological studies in my higher ed. and from what I understand:

A human body is born with the genetic capacity to create a finite number of fat cells. These replace and regenerate themselves over time. Obese people do this with a higher turnover rate, but the numbers stay the same.
(https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/106343#1)

A fully grown, skinny, skinny adult has around the same number of fat cells as Chantal.

When we put on weight, what we’re doing is filling up our tiny little, empty cells with triglycerides going in there for storage.

Chantal’s massive, spherical gut has reached full. Cells full. Can’t create more cells here.
Now, new fat must be deposited where there are still empty cells. Where you put your put sevens upon your genetics. Chantal’s genetics are why she’s apple shaped with no arse. Other women will immediately get fat hips and bum. This is a safer way because internal fat doesn’t strangle the important organs. Chantal is unlucky.

So once the first-line storage option is gone, she will start store fat in those weird places that normal people don’t even know could possibly get fat. Her body is slowly filling up the more usual places and has moved on to the last resorts. She genetically has (as a friend of mine once put) as “white-girl-no-ass” syndrome. Her bum has been spared.

Instead she’s getting fat hands and fingers, fat feet, and a fat face including eyelids. It’s fascinating.
 
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TrainWreckSpotter said:
Sham look so peaceful.

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“Dandruff.”
Mmmhmm.
Is “dandruff” another way of saying “his fur was so matted he could barely move.”?

Maine Coons (and most long-haired cats) shed ridiculously. There’s a YT channel featuring a family with three Alaskan Malamute dogs and one Main Coon cat. The owner has said the cat sheds more than the three dogs combined.

ETA: ninja’d by @walkabout123 & @Suspicious Activity
 
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Cremation is considered haram in Islam, so if Chantal dies in Kuwait, will her family have to pay by the pound to have her corpse shipped back to Canada?
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If she is married, the problem of her corpse belongs to her husband. Muslims by custom, bury their dead and do it post-haste, I think within 24 hours.
 
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This moron really read the medication instructions "one pill twice a day" and proudly made a video telling people the pills are scored so she just cuts the pill in half with her teeth and takes half of one in the AM and half in the PM. I'm sure all 400lbs of her will be fine.

So she's halved her azithromycin dose because she's retarded, but took almost a full bottle of cough medicine in one day. What's in that cough medicine?
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Warnings against taking a bottle a day?
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Side effects?
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Oh my fucking God. I lived around a crazy as fuck neighborhood bicycle that drank two bottles of Vicks. Daily. She was a Goddamned lunatic in every way, from the scaly quasi-reptilian skin to the wet "Aw shit, is this TB you're spreading?" cough, ironically enough. Her story did not end well, but I'm going to bet Guntal's end will beat it in every single way.

Cremation is considered haram in Islam, so if Chantal dies in Kuwait, will her family have to pay by the pound to have her corpse shipped back to Canada?
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You assume they will find out. Salad has a fuckton of desert to work in and strong reasons to have her disappear once her storage fees become cumbersome. "Stupid fat white woman dissappears during pilgrimage" isn't exactly going to bring Canada's Most Polite to investigate.
 
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Suspicious Activity said:
I’m not an expert but have some biological studies in my higher ed. and from what I understand:

A human body is born with the genetic capacity to create a finite number of fat cells. These replace and regenerate themselves over time. Obese people do this with a higher turnover rate, but the numbers stay the same.
(https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/106343#1)

A fully grown, skinny, skinny adult has around the same number of fat cells as Chantal.

When we put on weight, what we’re doing is filling up our tiny little, empty cells with triglycerides going in there for storage.

Chantal’s massive, spherical gut has reached full. Cells full. Can’t create more cells here.
Now, new fat must be deposited where there are still empty cells. Where you put your put sevens upon your genetics. Chantal’s genetics are why she’s apple shaped with no arse. Other women will immediately get fat hips and bum. This is a safer way because internal fat doesn’t strangle the important organs. Chantal is unlucky.

So once the first-line storage option is gone, she will start store fat in those weird places that normal people don’t even know could possibly get fat. Her body is slowly filling up the more usual places and has moved on to the last resorts. She genetically has (as a friend of mine once put) as “white-girl-no-ass” syndrome. Her bum has been spared.

Instead she’s getting fat hands and fingers, fat feet, and a fat face including eyelids. It’s fascinating.
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It's not just fat though. It's also random fluid.

Chantal has terrible circulation. She has an enlarged heart, blood clots in her lungs, diabetes, and terrible, horrible, no good, rotten cardiovascular conditioning. She's almost completely sedentary (as in, half a step above bedbound 90% of her day) and eats massive quantities of sodium -- and she's lived this way for years. She has never NOT been dangerously obese and consummately lazy. Her kidneys are probably shot, her liver is more fat than organ at this point, and we know her guts already struggle to process her atrocious diet (especially with no gallbladder). She probably has forty pounds of excess fluid built up across her body. When she lost weight on the ozempic/coke diet, I would be surprised if she lost any actual fat or if it was just water.

Her freakish balloon hands are definitely fat, but they're absolutely swollen as well. She'll be lucky to live long enough to feel the effects of congestive heart failure, but if nothing else takes her out in the next five years or so, that might be one to watch.
 
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The Guntal Show is just like Breaking Bad. You don't know how this bitch is gonna die.

- Walter White = Chantal - the main characters. Both narcissistic, mean, and destructive in their own unique ways.
- Walter's want to be a meth king pin = Chantal's want to own the h8rs
- meth = cont0nt
- Walter's Cancer = Chantal's Uncontrollable Appetite
- How will walter die? Cancer? Homicide? Suicide? In Prison? = How will Chantal die? Gunt Cancer? Homicide? Stroke? In Prison?
- Skylar = Peetz - the begrudgingly true sidekicks to the star and irritating to the audience.
- Walt Jr + Holly = Sam and BBJ - the only innocent characters, often forgotten by the protagonists, despite being their responsibility and so called "loved ones"
- Jesse = Nader - Meth heads, ability to score, a driving force from their first appearance, probably both love The Weeknd.
- The RV = The Kia - old faithful vehicle that makes the viewers smile
- Jesse's hot of age goth GF = DeeDee - vile sultry temptresses that serve to foil the protagonists's plans.
- Tuco = Charlie Gold - The formidable, yet relatively small time POC nemesis of the protagonist.
- Gustavo Fring = FFG - Arcnemisis that is both smarter, more calculated, and all around better than Walt/Chantal. From another country.
- Gale = Salah - The sperg brought in as a weak attempt to replace Jesse/Nader
- The FEDs = HayduR Nation.. And DC and Negz can be Hank and Marie. It just feels right.
- ABQ = Canada -the quirky home base of the main characters
- Mexico = Kuwait - The dangerous and sandy third world country brought in to advance the plot

I'm just sayin'. Did Vince Gilligan write this shit?

And by this information, I am guesstimating us to have about one more strange arc remaining before Chantal dies.

There's probably a million more comparisons to be drawn, but please do not make them in this thread, as this has already been autistic enough. Thanks.
 
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