Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 319 4.2%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,310 95.8%

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God, zach is fucking hilarious. I dunno if LA just rotted their brains or what, but Ethan and co. have absolutely no sense of humor anymore (or did they ever? I swear, I used to think h3 was funny 7+ years ago).
Zach seems to be the only one willing to go for more "edgy" jokes, he at least makes me grin sometimes, while the other guys on their podcast are just cringy as fuck.
 
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Zach seems to be the only one willing to go for more "edgy" jokes, he at least makes me grin sometimes, while the other guys on their podcast are just cringy as fuck.
Ohh, I was referring to Zach Hadel (psychicpebbles). I'm a dumbass and didn't even realize there's a Zach on the podcast, kek
 
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I stumbled across this old clip of psychicpebbles calling into the h3h3 podcast to do a bit and Ethan keeps interrupting him and stepping on his jokes. He has no comedic timing at all and doesn't know how to riff with people. Ethan is a terrible comedian. He routinely gets outclassed on his own podcast by guests because the dude just isn't very funny.
Ethan would be the type to think that Smiling Friends was based off of “alt-right” humor. I wouldn’t be shocked if that were the case.
 
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Loaded up Payday 2 VR recently. Was surprised to see Ethan and Hila in the safe house starting area. Shot them both several times in the face but they were sadly invulnerable. Hila looks like Joseph Goebbels. Also Payday's VR control scheme is shit.

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Loaded up Payday 2 VR recently. Was surprised to see Ethan and Hila in the safe house starting area. Shot them both several times in the face but they were sadly invulnerable. Hila looks like Joseph Goebbels. Also Payday's VR control scheme is shit.

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Yeah even when this dlc came out it was regarded as hot shit.

Perk is broken though, letting you heal team mates from across the map ezpz.

Hila and ethans voice acting is also AWFUL.

But it's the only DLC that gives you nothing but a perk deck and those shit characters.
 
Loaded up Payday 2 VR recently. Was surprised to see Ethan and Hila in the safe house starting area. Shot them both several times in the face but they were sadly invulnerable. Hila looks like Joseph Goebbels. Also Payday's VR control scheme is shit.
Hila looks like a powerlifter who skips leg day. Those are some truly wacky proportions.
 
Loaded up Payday 2 VR recently. Was surprised to see Ethan and Hila in the safe house starting area. Shot them both several times in the face but they were sadly invulnerable. Hila looks like Joseph Goebbels. Also Payday's VR control scheme is shit.

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Hila looks even more male as she looks IRL. That's impressive.
 
What in the unholy fuck is Hila wearing? Yeah, yeah Ethan is a fucking hypocritical "typically Jewish" retard and all that, but Jesus fucking Christ has Hila dropped to a new low in her fashion choices.

Its like every time she finds the bottom, she just proceeds to dig even deeper. Even in good clothing she is a complete uggo, her awful clothes just serve to turn her into an even more eye-bleed inducing freak.
 
Hila is trying to pull off so many different styles at once which is only makes things worse. I think she's trying to go for youthful summer / K-Pop styling (cheek hearts, buns), non-plussed girl crush with those hair spikes, old classy lady chic with the pearl necklace, and maybe some frilly, cute variant of Wednesday Addams since she seems to be 'in' right now thanks to the show. All of these things (except maybe that top/dress because what the ever loving fuck) could work on their own... on someone dramatically younger. Or in the case of the necklace, someone not married to Ethan Klein. But together it's an absolute disaster several times the size it would have been had any of these concepts been isolated. Let's not even get into the mess that is her hairline with that styling. Hila, no.

As for the content of the clip, Ethan being unphased about getting his employee doxed isn't surprising because he cares about nobody but himself, but the fact that this woman (I think it's the woman) didn't immediately chew him out or at least do the icy female silence baffles me. Your infamous employer just put you in a precarious position, will not accept blame for his mistake, passes the blame off to the rest of the team when none of this would have occurred had Ethan known when to keep his mouth shut, and doesn't apologize because this isn't a real problem until she gets her house egged. And even then he'll blame the trolls rather than himself for gifting them the chicken.

Got further into the clip and this supposedly happened because she mentioned the street in chat (stupid on its own, but unless the VOD includes the chat that information would only been seen by people watching Ethan live and how much stupid information she wishes to share is her prerogative - not sure how comments and live stream chat is integrated but even then, she could have maybe deleted it before it could gain traction because it's likely no one is there for her). So Ethan brought attention to it on stream to INSULT HER, doxed her in the process, literally will not let it go making this whole thing last longer as multiple people tell him to let it go, and pushes the blame entirely onto her for any of it happening in the first place. And she licks his feet for it. :story:

Everyone in this clip is a damn idiot.
 
What in the unholy fuck is Hila wearing? Yeah, yeah Ethan is a fucking hypocritical "typically Jewish" retard and all that, but Jesus fucking Christ has Hila dropped to a new low in her fashion choices.

Its like every time she finds the bottom, she just proceeds to dig even deeper. Even in good clothing she is a complete uggo, her awful clothes just serve to turn her into an even more eye-bleed inducing freak.
I thought she was cosplaying as Klaus Nomi in this.
 
Looks like she's trying to break into the Amish demographic.
What in the unholy fuck is Hila wearing? Yeah, yeah Ethan is a fucking hypocritical "typically Jewish" retard and all that, but Jesus fucking Christ has Hila dropped to a new low in her fashion choices.

Its like every time she finds the bottom, she just proceeds to dig even deeper. Even in good clothing she is a complete uggo, her awful clothes just serve to turn her into an even more eye-bleed inducing freak
 
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What in the unholy fuck is Hila wearing? Yeah, yeah Ethan is a fucking hypocritical "typically Jewish" retard and all that, but Jesus fucking Christ has Hila dropped to a new low in her fashion choices.

Its like every time she finds the bottom, she just proceeds to dig even deeper. Even in good clothing she is a complete uggo, her awful clothes just serve to turn her into an even more eye-bleed inducing freak.
I came here to say roughly this, but you beat me to the punch.
 
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