Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Bassomatic]

Fellow Jack offs, holy smokes what a lovely catch up and story. I don't want to beat a dead arm.... lol. And point out how unhealthy he is and only the wendigo keeps his shell pumping. So I'll add I oddly with out knowing his "review" saw that movie Operation Fortune he covered. It's pretty bad, but mrs and I agreed eye candy. Jack off proving his dick doesn't work for women at least as he didn't gush about that little minx Aubrey Plaza... or I just have a thing for her, I'm not alone.. don't judge me. What I'm trying to say Jack prefers shirtless Jason Statham.

What's funny Jack is now becoming a meme of why people are anti socialized healthcare. All while he's doing that boomer shit of "commies bad... give me free things". I know people like him who were put into homes. Not one didn't work double or triple what they were asked in fact one told to rest more just to get away from those hell holes.

Jack likes being mad and a victim, so I think in a way he's thrilled there not only does he have a staff to bully, he's probably one of the more functional, younger and even healthier people there.

Jack's happy to be a big shot in anything, no matter how small a pond he's the big fish in.

As I just finished up my own taxes, I know there are some rules about running "write off" companies. I am in the camp almost all of us are half of Jack on the go is a tax scam. But there's limits, and from my loose understanding ( a few too many beers with a CPA friend so I'm pretty fuzzy on it) you can't just have a company lose money and write it off for your main(or married shared income) as well as to a limit on writing off. Or no one would pay any taxes if there wasn't walls for these deductions.

I'm wondering where the cash injections come from or something to keep it afloat. I have my guesses Tam ham takes the L on a lending to write things off? I don't know. Maybe next time I'm around my CPA buddy I'll try to keep away from the devils drink, but then I have to listen to a CPA talk about work.

 

[100BitchHere]

I can't believe (well I can) that Jack has lost the use of 3 out of 4 limbs, can't take a piss on his own and is just on Facebook all day complaining about sausages and millennials. Just incredible work Jack, my favorite lolcow ever.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Another movie excursion? What's this, the third or fourth? I get being cooped up in a nursing home all day would suck, but there's no way Fatty's not stuffing his face either eating out or at the theater, which totally defeats part of the purpose of being there in the first place, losing some weight along with PT in order to regain some mobility.

I wonder how they deal with bathroom needs while they're out on the town.

Just a movie might not be a problem, but before, Tammy took him to dinner as well.

There's no way this man can self-transfer to a handicap toilet, even to pee. Is Tammy putting a gait belt on him and heaving?

That'll wear out the enthusiasm for home care before he even gets discharged.


...Actually, how are they getting out there? It's a hell of a thing to transfer a fat person from a borrowed wheelchair to a non-adapted car seat, and back. Rented a wheelchair van? Or maybe the facility has a regular movie night and Tammy's carpooling on the SNF transport shuttle with Jack and anyone else compos mentis.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

For Jack's Biblical type, I nominate Eglon the Moabite.

Spoiler: Judges 3:15-25

But when the sons of Israel cried out to the Lord, the Lord raised up a deliverer for them, Ehud the son of Gera, the Benjaminite, a left-handed man. And the sons of Israel sent tribute by him to Eglon the king of Moab. Now Ehud made himself a sword which had two edges, a cubit in length, and he strapped it on his right thigh under his cloak. Then he presented the tribute to Eglon king of Moab. Now Eglon was a very fat man. And it came about, when he had finished presenting the tribute, that Ehud sent away the people who had carried the tribute. But he himself turned back from the idols which were at Gilgal, and said, “I have a secret message for you, O king.” And the king said, “Silence!” And all who were attending him left him. Then Ehud came to him while he was sitting in his cool roof chamber alone. And Ehud said, “I have a message from God for you.” And he got up from his seat. Then Ehud reached out with his left hand and took the sword from his right thigh, and thrust it into his belly. The hilt of the sword also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade because he did not pull the sword out of his belly; and the refuse came out. Then Ehud went out into the vestibule, and shut the doors of the roof chamber behind him, and locked them.

When he had left, the king’s servants came and looked, and behold, the doors of the roof chamber were locked; and they said, “Undoubtedly he is relieving himself in the cool room.” So they waited until it would have been shameful to wait longer; but behold, he did not open the doors of the roof chamber. So they took the key and opened them, and behold, their master had fallen to the floor dead.
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There is a possible chance Jack might die while on the john.

 

[Bassomatic]

I wonder how they deal with bathroom needs while they're out on the town.

Just a movie might not be a problem, but before, Tammy took him to dinner as well.

There's no way this man can self-transfer to a handicap toilet, even to pee. Is Tammy putting a gait belt on him and heaving?

That'll wear out the enthusiasm for home care before he even gets discharged.


...Actually, how are they getting out there? It's a hell of a thing to transfer a fat person from a borrowed wheelchair to a non-adapted car seat, and back. Rented a wheelchair van? Or maybe the facility has a regular movie night and Tammy's carpooling on the SNF transport shuttle with Jack and anyone else compos mentis.

GETMEDEPENDS

I have no doubt Jack is ok sitting in his own filth for a few hours if he gets to see sexy men like Captain America, or gets TGI Fridays. Seriously, Jack is the kinda guy "sure I shit my pants but onion rings will be out soon"

Then Tammy will drop him off and it's the staffs problem who has to wash him.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

GETMEDEPENDS

I have no doubt Jack is ok sitting in his own filth for a few hours if he gets to see sexy men like Captain America, or gets TGI Fridays. Seriously, Jack is the kinda guy "sure I shit my pants but onion rings will be out soon"

Then Tammy will drop him off and it's the staffs problem who has to wash him.

"It couldn't be held, it just came out quick. It was a very uncomfortable ride home that day."

 

[Dirty Harry]

Did just dawned on me that Cooking with Jack might need an aide to change his underwear for him and wipe his ass.

 

[curbside2]

Did just dawn on me that Cooking with Jack might need an aide to change his underwear for him and wipe his ass.

Even if he gets out of the nursing home the show is dead right? Medium Tammy was already doing half the work. At what point is it Tammy doing everything?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

You know, in hindsight he really should have stayed in California.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Even if he gets out of the nursing home the show is dead right? Medium Tammy was already doing half the work. At what point is it Tammy doing everything?

So long as the Wendigo lives, it must feed. The show is his excuse, and a functioning body is not required.

 

[biggacracka]

So long as the Wendigo lives, it must feed. The show is his excuse, and a functioning body is not required.

I'm just curious as to when it'll jump ship, so to speak, and to whom.
Tamham? I could see it but it's not the best host as it is becoming jack-like already. It might be temporary until it gets Jim Traynor?
Jr? I think that would be more likely IF Jr went to visit him in the nursing home.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I find butter in eggs way less appalling than some of other of Jacks faults. It’s a pretty common technique to add butter into proper soft scrambled eggs when talking about higher end (Michelin quality) preparation. Pretty sure it’s got French origins (Escoffier).

Of course I doubt fatty has any idea about this and probably consumes whole sticks of butter in treat from, much like a kid eats a popsicle.

If you want really good scrambled eggs, add some creme fraiche to them. Failing that because it's expensive a touch of sour cream instead. Or hell a couple drops of water to loosen them u a bit. There's loads of things to add to your scramble but a touch of butter unless you're using it as the fat you're frying it in? No thank you.

Can't wait for the review... "It's gud" probably. Either way, it'll be a review of a movie about retards by a retard.

Oh he usually says something like, "there's no swearing or sex or anything offensive" so you know he's fragile and seeing two people kiss is too much for him.

I wonder how they deal with bathroom needs while they're out on the town.

Just a movie might not be a problem, but before, Tammy took him to dinner as well.

There's no way this man can self-transfer to a handicap toilet, even to pee. Is Tammy putting a gait belt on him and heaving?

That'll wear out the enthusiasm for home care before he even gets discharged.


...Actually, how are they getting out there? It's a hell of a thing to transfer a fat person from a borrowed wheelchair to a non-adapted car seat, and back. Rented a wheelchair van? Or maybe the facility has a regular movie night and Tammy's carpooling on the SNF transport shuttle with Jack and anyone else compos mentis.

Honestly Jagoff's toilet habits are one part of his life that I really don't need to know about.

I'm just curious as to when it'll jump ship, so to speak, and to whom.
Tamham? I could see it but it's not the best host as it is becoming jack-like already. It might be temporary until it gets Jim Traynor?
Jr? I think that would be more likely IF Jr went to visit him in the nursing home.

Jr is the most likely one. He's useless like his father, has a wife that works while he plays with underage boys and is a functional moron.

 

[Remember to dilate]

What a nice post to wake up to.

 

[Lost_yanie]

What a nice post to wake up to.

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He might try to get up and fall. Probably piss on floor though. Hell, maybe both.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

What a nice post to wake up to.

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Jack try pissing in the urinal I know for a fact they gave you when you were placed in your room. When you are admitted and get your room you get deodorant, mouth wash, toothpaste, toothbrush, wipes, tissue, comb, soap, shampoo, & a urinal especially if you have mobility issues.

Edit: Given the time he knows they're busy passing breakfast trays to residents.

 

[Lost_yanie]

Jack try pissing in the urinal I know for a fact they gave you when you were placed in your room. When you are admitted and get your room you get deodorant, mouth wash, toothpaste, toothbrush, wipes, tissue, comb, soap, shampoo, & a urinal especially if you have mobility issues.

Edit: Given the time he knows they're busy passing breakfast trays to residents.

He might not be able to hold it himself, he’s so fucked.

 

[ddlloo]

Genuinely sad seeing tammy in the responses to his latest facebook post. She really does have to mommy her special little man.

 

[biggacracka]

He might not be able to hold it himself, he’s so fucked.

If he can't even take a piss by himself, he definitely can't wipe his own ass. I'll leave you with the mental image of the poor nurses having to deal with wiping his greasy sneaked-cheeseburgers poops

 

[Bassomatic]

Genuinely sad seeing tammy in the responses to his latest facebook post. She really does have to mommy her special little man.

Remember who she is as a person, not only did she want to get rid of (up to nearly a murder) the kid that wasn't hers, she picked Jack... and keeps him around. She's earned this hell.

 

[Skullwhalejelly]

**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.

Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Also I think Jacks becoming suicidal