Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Slappy McGherkin]

She should do a video where she plans her funeral.

Having just buried my Mother in Law and Father in Law within a month of each other, yeah. The double wide casket alone would be a fortune. And I don't know where she'd find six He Man types to pallbearer dat half ton load.

The expenses involved in a basic service are incredible by themselves. Dying ain't cheap.

 

[hydrochloric gunt wash]

Sorry, I might’ve gotten a little too retarded.

Spoiler: omg i get it now

I’m not particularly old or a very social person, and so far I have never encountered anyone as stubbornly and idiotically in denial as Amber. I feel like her excuse-making has been very monotonous for the majority of the history of her channel (or since 2019 when i personally began watching her), but the advent of JFoNY has changed her tune. It’s as if she finally heard, and maybe even slightly comprehended, what all of her commenters had been screaming at her for years, like the fourth wall totally broke…. and she deliberately chose to triple down and generate new, even fucking stupider delusions to spew instead of giving up and admitting defeat. I think the utter stupidity of “I overeat a lot because someone my size has a bigger stomach” is what finally made the mental connection for me. I’ve never been MATI at Amber before, she was my favorite cow for a long time, but I felt genuine disgust at the fact that someone who either
1. fundamentally misunderstands the kindergarten concept of “cause and effect” that even the “lowest” forms of life understand or 2. believes so little of her audience that she thinks it profitable to troll her viewers in this manner such that it will maintain or gain her views… is allowed to vote.

Hm…upon writing this, I realized that I’m the kind of sperg who often misses the tone and intent of someone’s speech initially (i’m kinda slow to a lot of jokes ) but like… I think the trolling finally clicked for me. I dunno how much energy to watch this bitch (via archive lol) I have left in me

eta: lol i fucked the formatting

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber is a fat toddler who wants to be fat.
This is all for show and engagement as her channel is not raking in the shekels that she has grown accustom to.
She loves being different hence why she always says "EvErYoNe Is DiFfErEnt"
Amber enjoys the attention, both negative and positive, hell, she likes the negative more and it gives her the excuse to gorge on food.
All she wants is to stay a fat toddler with arrested development and know she can eye fuck herself for 10 mins every other day and keep her maw stuffed and the lights on.
She does not want to get surgery and certainly doesn't want therapy or to better herself because she already feels perfect and entitled to a life of hedonism and excess.
This is the life she choose she is not ever going to want to be a "normal" person, normal people have responsibilities and have to take accountability when they fuck up.. all the excess and sloth will be ripped from her life as she will be just another person who has to work 40 hrs a week and eat right and not make as much as she has no viable skills to get paid what she does now... not being paid a lot more to be a sideshow attraction.
There will be no spending binges, no takeout 3 times a day, no caretaker to do everything she wont..
She wont be babied and coddled like the poor widdle victim she loves to be.
That is a nightmare for her, no way will she trade in a life of sloth and excess for that that's all she wants to do be fat and lazy with an arsenal of excuses for why she cannot better herself and drags up her past as an excuse to use.
Shes a boring simpleton who lives to consume that is all she knows.
Limitation does not exist in her world.
Amber will die obese, best advice I would give her is to drop the weight loss/surgery/diet bullshit and eat and spend all you want and die at 35. Just go for it binge all day long spend all the time, you got 2 years tops to go.
End.

 

[Miltank]

She should do a video where she plans her funeral.
She could go to different cemeteries and ask about plot availability and cost, visit funeral homes and check out the different coffin styles, discuss the importance of grave liners, maybe look into crypts, and headstones! The different styles of headstones could be a video or two all on their own! Then there's music and flowers to consider... She's probably just gonna let her corpse be a burden on the living but she could have SO much fun with this!
I would actually go to her channel, click and maybe even like a series of videos about this, if she would do it.

complete with Jade waiting in the car posting tiktok videos as Amber picks out her headstone

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Having just buried my Mother in Law and Father in Law within a month of each other, yeah. The double wide casket alone would be a fortune. And I don't know where she'd find six He Man types to pallbearer dat half ton load.

That's what cranes are for, my dude.

 

[It Burns]

So I watched the entirety of that "take-down" video posted by the boomer. I have one major take-away.

Everyone talking about Amber needs to calm it on the binging. Amberlynn does binge, it's really funny when she does and she might actually swallow a spoon or fork one day, but it is by no means the largest problem with respect to her diet. Her problem is that she has no idea what a normal portion is. As an example, she will eat an entire plate of orange chicken and then only half the dessert, while making sure to state she couldn't finish it because she's such a dainty queen. Bitch, that's enough food to feed a man, his wife, and their two children.

She has been massively overweight her entire life and so it has become ingrained in her mind; no matter how many times she fails or is told otherwise, this simple fact will not get through the metric tonne of fat encasing her shriveled brain, and I'm sure the narcissism isn't doing any favours either. That's why she may lose another instance of the legendary 89lbs, usually with the help of someone controlling her portions, then thinking she's succeeded, thus reverting to eating what she thinks is normal and gaining it all back faster than she lost it.

She will never change - ever. Well, not until she dies, of course.

Spoiler: Tiny Sperg on Alan

This Alan guy really needs to shut the fuck about about big and smart his brain is. If he were that intelligent and driven, he wouldn't need a life coach living with him to lose weight and keep it off.

"ADHD is a superpower, that's why I'm so smart." Ah, so that's why he thinks 'glutton' is a verb? Fascinating.

He also has to stop his constant interjections in which he shills his "service." I understand that it's his business, but if he wants to bitch about the fat bitch, maybe he should keep the video to that instead of inserting these awkward, self-fellating ad breaks.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Why does she keep saying she has small feet? Yet her last two pairs of sneakers she bought were either a size 9 1/2 or 10? I'm pretty sure she just can't find sneakers in her size because her feet are so fat and wide and she thinks a larger size would fix that (it won't, and will cause her more problems in the end.) She needs to go to a specialty store and get her a size 7 (probably) extra extra extra wide if she wants a pair that actually fits her. And any athletic shoe worth it isn't going to be found at torrid, no matter how expensive they may be.

 

[Gimme the skinny]

Oompatv did a vidya on YouTube. Gonna watch it now

 

[I call shenanigans]

She does not want to get surgery

I disagree. If Dr Smith called her today and said “be at the hospital at 7 am tomorrow and I’ll do your surgery”, she would be there with bells on and camera rolling.

and certainly doesn't want therapy or to better herself because she already feels perfect and entitled to a life of hedonism and excess.

And this is her problem. She has previously said she wants to wake up tomorrow and be three months post-op when all the inconvenience of special diets, therapy sessions and exercise physiology is over and done with. There is no question that Amber sees WLS as the magic bullet, the solution to her super morbid obesity. Oh she’ll prattle on that she knows it’s only a tool, but that’s not what she really believes. In her head it’s a miracle solution, in her mind her only solution, and that’s why she wants it now. While she thinks her face is pretty, she absolutely knows that her body is hideous, especially her always covered legs.

Unfortunately for her, the reaction she had to being denied approval for 12 months, gave the clinic staff absolute justification for that delay, because it’s very obvious she isn’t ready now. HER backtracking on BED and blaming misdiagnosis seals the deal. They only have to look at her BMI to see she has some kind of eating disorder, and being weighed every time she goes into the clinic means they can clearly see she’s not following their dietary guidelines. The really stupid part is that if she actually stuck to her diet plan and showed consistent weight loss of 15-20lb/month, she would very likely be approved for surgery in about 6 months. She won’t though, because she simply won’t give up the processed foods nor will she eat the correct portion size for one person.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

Sometimes I think I’m actually stupid enough to deserve my own thread here but I’m still confucius about Amber’s weight loss - how much of her is disposable fat and how much of her is (apparently permanent) lip/lymphoedema? And would WLS even help her anyway?

Of course it’s all hypothetical but say she actually stuck to a diet* for once in her goddamn life, can she actually do anything to significantly reduce those enormous, heavy layggs of hers? Has she a hope in hell of even reaching the 200’s when her stored fat is majority diet/exercise resistant lipedema fat? All this is of course assuming Amber was truthful about her Lipedema diagnosis but if she was then I can’t see WLS doing much to help her, gorl is about 90% water balloon and would be better served spending her cash on professional massage, wrapping and support. But sure Amber, go ahead and become the star of your own internal TLC episode whilst ignoring your real world problems, it’s all entertainment to us.

*keto, obvs. She hated it but it appeared successful so everyone was a winner - that’s why she quit and it’s never been mentioned again.

 

[I call shenanigans]

how much of her is disposable fat and how much of her is (apparently permanent) lip/lymphoedema? And would WLS even help her anyway?

She’d be at least 65% body fat, probably more. You only have to look at her face, her arms, and her abdomen (remember that net black dress she wore minus the lining) to see she could lose significant fat. WLS COULD be an excellent tool for her IF she stuck to a diet.

Of course it’s all hypothetical but say she actually stuck to a diet* for once in her goddamn life, can she actually do anything to significantly reduce those enormous, heavy layggs of hers?

Those legs will definitely need very invasive surgical intervention to ever have a semblance of normality, but that’s really no different to every other part of her body which will also need extensive skin removal. If you said her excess weight on her legs was 100lbs total, then she could still lose at least 250lbs of fat, taking her down to about 300 lbs, and she’d still be obese even with the leg surgeries (which would likely be considered doable at that weight), removing as much damaged tissue as possible. People have certainly achieved incredible success on MSHPL with similar leg issues as Amber has, although Amber won’t be a long term success story unless she is prepared to make very drastic lifestyle changes for the rest of her life. Let’s be brutally honest, that will never happen because she doesn’t have the motivation or willpower to make it happen.

*keto, obvs.

Not keto. Keto is way too high fat for a WLS patient. The recommended diet after bariatric surgery is high protein (and solid proteins), moderate high quality fats (eg, olive oil, avocado, eggs etc, and low carbohydrate or low glycemic load. It’s more Mediterranean Diet only minus the high GI carbs.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

I thought I was out, but this “I’ve never binged so give me weight loss surgery now“ saga has pulled me right back in.

She is positively tying herself in knots trying to rewrite history.
She compares being misdiagnosed with binge eating disorder, to being misdiagnosed with UTIs at the dr and ER, when it was really cancer.
SHE DIDNT TELL ANY MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT SHE WAS BLEEDING NONSTOP FOR TWO YEARS, SO HOW WOULD THEY KNOW???

Also, she doesn’t binge, she just overeats because she has a bigger stomach to fill! That one made me lol

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber's lack of motivation for fitness is an important factor, not just her food intake, in the many reasons why she will stay a deathfat and she's full of shit. What's the point of having a team of bariatric doctors, dieticians, nurses, psychiatrists, and psychologists... with no gym, pool, physical therapist, trainer, class, or exercise routine?

Treating physical activity and exercise equipment as a novelty toy to abandon is not doing any favors for Amberlynn. Cardio and weightlifting are key components in tackling super morbid obesity and betterment almost as much as diet. Some things are not adding up and she has not said anything about been given at home exercise instructions or set up with a gym plan? There are many machines and areas that she can use, even at her extreme weight. Less than 80 steps per hour awake around the apartment and cleaning a counter are not good enough.

Amberlynn is either lying or ignoring whatever they're telling her in the physical component.

How many calories did this fatty burn from all the mental gymnastics in her last video

Probably a few thousand, but she later binged to a net gain. Whatever nonsensical obstacle course she "runs" in her mind makes this gorl say the dumbest shit.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

If Amber wanted to relive her Glory YouTube Dollar Days, she should put down the fork start dieting and get weight loss surgery.

Then set up a three camera shoot in the apartment and just film herself 24/7 trying to resist the urges of food. She could do daily vlogs and do a subscription service to a set hours of stream because there are an equal number of people that want her to succeed as there are people who want her to fail. She still has time to capitalize on her malady.

 

[Simon]

If Amber wanted to relive her Glory YouTube Dollar Days, she should put down the fork start dieting and get weight loss surgery.

Then set up a three camera shoot in the apartment and just film herself 24/7 trying to resist the urges of food. She could do daily vlogs and do a subscription service to a set hours of stream because there are an equal number of people that want her to succeed as there are people who want her to fail. She still has time to capitalize on her malady.

Absolutely. At this point, to increase revenue, she needs to actually lose the weight and show her struggles and wins with the dieting & excess skin. Either that, or lean hard into the mukbang/feeder world and just go full AmbHam.

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Kate Winslet BInge:

Amberlynn Reid proclaims herself Binge Monster-free

more yapping from big mouth

youtu.be

I was looking up info on food addiction v BED and I am still on team food addict.

Why? The only thing fatty binges on is food that triggers dopamine. Now when she goes back to full size chicken and shrimp ring mukbangs on a daily basis I may reconsider my stance.

Which still has to take months to work out before surgery can even be considered.

 

[HackerX]

Big Al is concerned she's over exaggerated her food quanteetees.

See also:

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I think this is the only reason I still view this thread. To catch random snippets of an extremely fat woman with no context because she hasn't really done anything in several years.

We have to appreciate every moment she's on video standing up, since it may always be the last time.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

Why does she keep saying she has small feet?

I'm pretty sure she just can't find sneakers in her size because her feet are so fat and wide

She needs to go to a specialty store...

On Sale at "I Wore The Wrong Shoes" Boot Boutique​

Sneaks DoubleWide-Sized for Hamber's Hooves...​	...and a pair of AirMENthols for MG,W-JadeNYC​

 

[Bees]

Spoiler: Tiny Sperg on Alan

This Alan guy really needs to shut the fuck about about big and smart his brain is. If he were that intelligent and driven, he wouldn't need a life coach living with him to lose weight and keep it off.

"ADHD is a superpower, that's why I'm so smart." Ah, so that's why he thinks 'glutton' is a verb? Fascinating.

He also has to stop his constant interjections in which he shills his "service." I understand that it's his business, but if he wants to bitch about the fat bitch, maybe he should keep the video to that instead of inserting these awkward, self-fellating ad breaks.

Alan is a super hot daddy tho

 

[Kier Starmer]

I will always be in the camp @Xenomorph is in and that is Amber does all this for pretense. It's all a grift and the fat cunt just operates in arcs. She cannot use Jade because now she is staying far away. She has been silent as the grave for weeks and I will not be surprised if she is gone by summer. Jade was obvious to last the least as she has no gain from it and she travels to NY more often than some do, so I think she is plotting her escape.

She can't use Jade, she cannot use mukbangs as mukbangs as a cow are kinda dead, and all the mukbang channels are the lowest traffic they have been. The weigh-in stuff has really gone off trend and she cannot do vlogs since she never leaves the apartment. She is spinning now for content and this WLS is all she has.

It's shit though and honestly go full cow but she does not want to show that side of her as everyone will lambast her and take her income. I think personally this is down to, I make my content boring and I get the whole pie because only a few people cover it. That of course is not true because Amber in 2016-2019 was making EASILY 10K a month without trying. She is just cutting off her nose to spite her face but that is classic cow behavior.