حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Karen Riley]

Another reminder in an endless sea of them: The only changes Connor will ever make are the venues for his stupidity. Connor didn't watch Juno until 2015, despite 5 years of hating on it, and here he is in 2016 continuing to go on about it to a group of people who don't care.

So how is this different from his Juno sperging on Wrong Planet (1), Stephen King Forum, TVTropes, Toho Kingdom, Absolute Write, and Wrong Planet (2)?

It's because it's on a website where people leak screen shots to me instead of making me do all the work.

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"Seriously, I don't trust rich white people."
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Oh my god there is no subtext it was a stupid teen movie written as proto-hipster popculture kitsch and you're the only person in the entire world to even fucking remember it.
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Even a bunch of losers think you're a loser that's how much a loser you are
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And as always, Connor ignores people actually talking to him so he can sit there and talk at them forever
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And here we go, it all comes back to fucking adoption
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This has reminded me just how awful it is to have a conversation with Connor. If you're not allowing him to mindlessly prattle over the same old autistic things that interest him over and over again then he just won't have a conversation with you.

The fact that this guy was practically begging him to change subject but he still continued on his spiel, refusing to stop is the worst thing. I completely understand why he has no friends, I don't even mean this in an A-Log sense but it's impossible to have a natural friendship with him. Conversation with him feels like one big chore.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I thought Connor was some stupid redneck that hated things he couldn't understand. He's a lot smarter than people think he is, and no one but connor will understand his grunge against adoption.

So which is it? Is he stupid and hates things he can't understand or is he somehow smarter than people think? You can't have both.

 

[The Bourguignon]

So which is it? Is he stupid and hates things he can't understand or is he somehow smarter than people think? You can't have both.

I originally thought he was stupid, but reading a lot of his wrong planet posts made me think that he knows what he's doing would piss people off.

 

[Country Matters]

I originally thought he was stupid, but reading a lot of his wrong planet posts made me think that he knows what he's doing would piss people off.

I think that's giving him too much credit. He might be pulling a 'I was pretending to be autistic all along!", but he definitely wasn't. You look at his earlier posts, before he got a thread, he seemed pretty damn genuine.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I originally thought he was stupid, but reading a lot of his wrong planet posts made me think that he knows what he's doing would piss people off.

You make it sound like he's some sort of master troll. Guy doesn't have the right... presence for it. There's a certain lack of artifice about him which leads me to believe he's legit and just too fucking autistic to actually do anything about it.

 

[Golly]

You have Malls... all sorts of easy social events, but all you do is shit.

Are you encouraging him to pace the mall singing along to his walkman in hopes of attracting that cute little number who works at Pac Sun?

 

[Lorento]

I originally thought he was stupid, but reading a lot of his wrong planet posts made me think that he knows what he's doing would piss people off.

Connor is as likely to be trolling as his book is likely to be finished, IE: not at all.

 

[The Bourguignon]

I think that's giving him too much credit. He might be pulling a 'I was pretending to be autistic all along!", but he definitely wasn't. You look at his earlier posts, before he got a thread, he seemed pretty damn genuine.

I'm not denying his earlier posts were genuine, but i believe he is pretending to be friendly with vordak just to piss us off.

 

[Lorento]

I'm not denying his earlier posts were genuine, but i believe he is pretending to be friendly with vordak just to piss us off.

Never underestimate the 'tism.

 

[Country Matters]

I'm not denying his earlier posts were genuine, but i believe he is pretending to be friendly with vordak just to piss us off.

Does he still talk to Vordrak? I thought after the emails Vordrak stopped even talking to him. And if he thinks talking to a grown sped who's greatest accomplishment is taking down a forum for 13 year old Evanescence fans is going to really rustle people's jimmies anymore, I'll have to rate him 'Optimistic'

 

[Chicken Dippers]

He's a fat useless idiot everyone has expended way too much concern on and I don't know why because it's hard to imagine a less deserving target for white knighting.

I don't know about that. Sick Nick and JTM spring to mind.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

I'm not denying his earlier posts were genuine, but i believe he is pretending to be friendly with vordak just to piss us off.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm not denying his earlier posts were genuine, but i believe he is pretending to be friendly with vordak just to piss us off.

As someone who has interacted with Connor for two years now & has been a Connorsseur since the start of the thread, I can say with certainty that that's not the case. Connor has proven over the years that he will flounce from site to site seeking validation, & when he doesn't get it, he moves on to another---& almost always tries to recruit a personal army against the previous site. Those normods at Toho Kingdom (a Godzilla fansite) told him to stop being a fuckin' spastic, so he moved to WrongPlanet & tried to get his newfound "friends" there to raid the place. He has tried to "leave" WP on several occasions to sperg here, then went crawling back to them when he was laughed at. He has created personal army threads against us at WP at least twice, & both were locked by mods who told him to knock his shit off. Now he's complaining about us on three different sites, one of which is a KF splinter site where all the spastics who were banned here congregate, & even THEY are openly getting sick of him (as we can see from @Smutley 's screencaps).
TL;DR Connor saw Vordrak as a man with clout who could totally take us down for real this time & not for fake, & wanted to join forces. That was his only motivation. But as always, whenever Connor tries to use people for his own gain, it backfires horribly.

 

[Xarpho]

As someone who has interacted with Connor for two years now & has been a Connorsseur since the start of the thread, I can say with certainty that that's not the case. Connor has proven over the years that he will flounce from site to site seeking validation, & when he doesn't get it, he moves on to another---& almost always tries to recruit a personal army against the previous site. Those normods at Toho Kingdom (a Godzilla fansite) told him to stop being a fuckin' spastic, so he moved to WrongPlanet & tried to get his newfound "friends" there to raid the place. He has tried to "leave" WP on several occasions to sperg here, then went crawling back to them when he was laughed at. He has created personal army threads against us at WP at least twice, & both were locked by mods who told him to knock his shit off. Now he's complaining about us on three different sites, one of which is a KF splinter site where all the spastics who were banned here congregate, & even THEY are openly getting sick of him (as we can see from @Smutley 's screencaps).
TL;DR Connor saw Vordrak as a man with clout who could totally take us down for real this time & not for fake, & wanted to join forces. That was his only motivation. But as always, whenever Connor tries to use people for his own gain, it backfires horribly.

Bet you at some point he'll be asking KF to raid WP. I can totally imagine it happening.

 

[Handsome Pete]

TL;DR Connor saw Vordrak as a man with clout who could totally take us down for real this time & not for fake, & wanted to join forces. That was his only motivation. But as always, whenever Connor tries to use people for his own gain, it backfires horribly.

He really does see this as a Cold War/espionage situation. He fantasizes about defecting from Kiwistan and become a vital counterintelligence asset for a rival nation, but he doesn't have any intel that anyone wants.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

He really does see this as a Cold War/espionage situation. He fantasizes about defecting from Kiwistan and become a vital counterintelligence asset for a rival nation, but he doesn't have any intel that anyone wants.

Which, ironically, wouldn't be a terrible idea for a movie.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm not denying his earlier posts were genuine, but i believe he is pretending to be friendly with vordak just to piss us off.

Occam's Razor, my friend.

Never attribute to conspiracy what could be better explained by stupidity.

 

[The Bourguignon]

As someone who has interacted with Connor for two years now & has been a Connorsseur since the start of the thread, I can say with certainty that that's not the case. Connor has proven over the years that he will flounce from site to site seeking validation, & when he doesn't get it, he moves on to another---& almost always tries to recruit a personal army against the previous site. Those normods at Toho Kingdom (a Godzilla fansite) told him to stop being a fuckin' spastic, so he moved to WrongPlanet & tried to get his newfound "friends" there to raid the place. He has tried to "leave" WP on several occasions to sperg here, then went crawling back to them when he was laughed at. He has created personal army threads against us at WP at least twice, & both were locked by mods who told him to knock his shit off. Now he's complaining about us on three different sites, one of which is a KF splinter site where all the spastics who were banned here congregate, & even THEY are openly getting sick of him (as we can see from @Smutley 's screencaps).
TL;DR Connor saw Vordrak as a man with clout who could totally take us down for real this time & not for fake, & wanted to join forces. That was his only motivation. But as always, whenever Connor tries to use people for his own gain, it backfires horribly.

oh ok, i just had a glimmering of hope that he wasn't this fucking stupid.

 

[CatParty]

oh ok, i just had a glimmering of hope that he wasn't this fucking stupid.

everyone did

 

[Ti-99/4A]

oh ok, i just had a glimmering of hope that he wasn't this fucking stupid.

I'll let you in on a secret. Everyone we follow is that fucking stupid, usually even dumber than we give them credit for.