Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

The original for her hex sign. $10 shipping, putting total cost only $1.25 over Staph's price if you want something symmetrical, on signboard.

(It's a little odd that she doesn't list sizes for her patches. Not very neurodivergent-friendly, expecting people to just guess how much space they need to save on their battle jacket for her artwork.)

 

[monstrous bubo]

Heyyyy now, she also writes the dumbest fanfic known to man.

There is no way her online sperging can be in any definition of „function properly” and i will defend that proposition to the death.

 

[Ophelia]

Thanks for the Knowles patch, Yar! Too bad the Irish word is misspelled. It’s basically useless.

As always, the lack of space around the patches means they can’t be sewn on. You need better art supplies and shorter messages so everything isn’t so crammed together. Or just stick to drawings.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Or just stick to drawings.

Or don't fingerpaint the text with your fat, stubby fingers, Staph.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Or don't fingerpaint the text with your fat, stubby fingers, Staph.

Cheap fabric markers would look better then what shes using.

 

[glass_houses]

Cheap fabric markers would look better then what shes using.

I suspect that she continues to make patches the exact same way as when she started because she thinks it's some kind of 'signature'. Never mind that artists and crafters experiment and change their styles frequently and sometimes dramatically over time and according to audience.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I suspect that she continues to make patches the exact same way as when she started because she thinks it's some kind of 'signature'. Never mind that artists and crafters experiment and change their styles frequently and sometimes dramatically over time and according to audience.

Shes done nothing to improve. I dont get it. Atleast try different shit. I think shes not doing it because she loves art, shes doing it for money and loves her own voice/words.

 

[Vandy2]

Cheap fabric markers would look better then what shes using.

Posca paint markers would do really well for this sort of thing but that would require doing the bare minimum of research into patch making methods and tools and we all know Yeerow Brown already knows everything and doesn't need to do that.

 

[An empty shill]

Those patches are so bad.
I'm sorry, they aren't even like "quaint" or "yeah it's bad, but you can tell they tried" bad.
They're just, lazy, shat out, here you go, levels of bad.
And the prices she wants for them...
It'd be almost like 15-20 bucks to get them sent to you, if you use US priority mail.
Steffles, you're not talented in the slightest, nor are you that dimwitted but sweet tard that people can't help but love.
No one in there right mind is giving you 15 to 20 bucks of their hard earned cash for that crap.
And no, its not "abelist" or anything like that, cause there are actual Disabled people who can and DO better pieces than what you make.
All that aside,it's nice to see these god awful patches and laugh at their terribleness.
It's a good change of pace from the NSFW shit I saw of her lately.
I regret that very much...

 

[Ophelia]

Sonichu is (usually) better than her patches. There’s more passion and batshittery to be had because Chris was making those comics for his own enjoyment (in contrast to the stuff he just made as a cash grab, which is more like the patches).
But I’d rather read Yarrow’s fanfiction than Patrick’s books, so on the creativity scale she isn’t the worst one here.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Staph, your patches are (still) dumb and bad, and you should feel bad.

Very few people are calling every member of the LGBT group as groomers (but you actually are one, so I digress). People like you who act like groomers are being called groomers.

The Antifa guy who was killed and kicked off the riots shot at police first. They didn’t just mercilessly shoot him down. It’s also a firefighter training building. And I don’t know about you, but the more training that a firefighter has the better in my opinion.

Also, stop being so lazy that you put out patches regarding events that happened almost a year ago. Maybe (and this is a very optimistic maybe), your patches would sell better if you didn’t pick events for your patches that were so timely.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Staph's habit of reading a couple tumblr posts about something then making it *her thing* annoys me in a way that's hard to explain.

I think this folk magic arc in particular is really going to grind my gears. I don't know how to phrase it exactly, but she just has such a shallow and consumerist way of glomming onto things I don't think she has the brains or social skills to understand, and then smugly makes patches and lectures people on those subjects as if she knows what the fuck she's talking about.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

Staph's habit of reading a couple tumblr posts about something then making it *her thing* annoys me in a way that's hard to explain.

I think this folk magic arc in particular is really going to grind my gears. I don't know how to phrase it exactly, but she just has such a shallow and consumerist way of glomming onto things I don't think she has the brains or social skills to understand, and then smugly makes patches and lectures people on those subjects as if she knows what the fuck she's talking about.

Exactly why I cannot tolerate her Norse shit. She does not actually understand anything she talks about, she has a child's understanding of things. It's extremely shallow and embarrassing to watch.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think this folk magic arc in particular is really going to grind my gears. I don't know how to phrase it exactly, but she just has such a shallow and consumerist way of glomming onto things I don't think she has the brains or social skills to understand, and then smugly makes patches and lectures people on those subjects as if she knows what the fuck she's talking about.

Yeah, I dig. Staph does the witch-transgender-political scientist version of wearing a brand new Nirvana shirt from Hot Topic and knowing exactly three Nirvana song titles.

I wonder if her new Trolldom arc is based on this book. I read it out of an interest in anthropology and wondering if anything had survived in the plastic Scandis.

There were a surprising amount of Norse folk spells that boiled down to "to drive someone away, throw urine on them," which sounds like it could pass the replication challenge today. If magic works, it's science.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Oh no time change! What will I do with my busy schedule of sitting on my fat ass with no job! Also lol about the spirit spouse BS.

 

[Vandy2]

@Flaming_Barghast
Finally popped back into this thread and gotta say, while their proportions on front facing are wack, that was a legit good drawing. Even the colors on the wackass ones are incredibly impressive. I nprmally don't like complimenting terrible people but they have actual talent, they just need better guidence on proportions. Their faces are also incredibly well done on an artists perspective.

They didn't draw it, it's A.I. generated, as mentioned in previous posts.

 

[glass_houses]

Oh no time change! What will I do with my busy schedule of sitting on my fat ass with no job! Also lol about the spirit spouse BS.
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...why didn't she just pretend to be a different person on the server? She could have used a dummy mobile number and changed her user name to something unrelated to what she's been in the past. And there is utterly no doubt in my mind that multiple people have the same serial killer for their 'ghost spouse' so her Dahmer fixation would be nothing special there.

Ffs Staph just won't learn.

 

[moorhen]

Oh no time change! What will I do with my busy schedule of sitting on my fat ass with no job! Also lol about the spirit spouse BS.
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It's disappointing when people believe things that have vast mountains of evidence, I know.

You know what would help her? If she carefully explained all her actions and why she took them. Maybe that weird discord would let her back in if she told them WHY she pretended to be Michael Jackson to groom a child, or why she fetishised trans woman penises, or called so many brave POCs "The Brown" or cursed someones womb. I think if she just explained why she did all those things, they'd let her back in for sure.

Also everyone loses sleep when the clocks go forward, it's a universal experience Staph, you're not special.

...why didn't she just pretend to be a different person on the server? She could have used a dummy mobile number and changed her user name to something unrelated to what she's been in the past. And there is utterly no doubt in my mind that multiple people have the same serial killer for their 'ghost spouse' so her Dahmer fixation would be nothing special there.

Ffs Staph just won't learn.

We all know she's not smart enough to do that. Even if she did, there's so much Staph-specific lore around her ghost husbandos she'd be very easy to pick out if she actually started talking about them all. Which she would.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

They didn't draw it, it's A.I. generated, as mentioned in previous posts.

I'm very stupid, my bad.

 

[Vandy2]

...why didn't she just pretend to be a different person on the server? She could have used a dummy mobile number and changed her user name to something unrelated to what she's been in the past. And there is utterly no doubt in my mind that multiple people have the same serial killer for their 'ghost spouse' so her Dahmer fixation would be nothing special there.

Ffs Staph just won't learn.

You wouldn't even need to change phone number no one really cross references the numbers in a Discord user name. All they'd have to do is use any different alias but they're so openly proud of being themselves that would never occurred to them because they don't believe they've ever done anything wrong.

It's disappointing when people believe things that have vast mountains of evidence, I know.

You know what would help her? If she carefully explained all her actions and why she took them. Maybe that weird discord would let her back in if she told them WHY she pretended to be Michael Jackson to groom a child, or why she fetishised trans woman penises, or called so many brave POCs "The Brown" or cursed someones womb. I think if she just explained why she did all those things, they'd let her back in for sure.

Also everyone loses sleep when the clocks go forward, it's a universal experience Staph, you're not special.


We all know she's not smart enough to do that. Even if she did, there's so much Staph-specific lore around her ghost husbandos she'd be very easy to pick out if she actually started talking about them all. Which she would.

I dont understand cows for numerous reasons but thinking we lie about things is most baffling. The screen shots aren't doctored (who would even go throuth the effort to fake Deviant Art grooming?). Most people don't check page 1234, they look at page 1: which has documentation. Could it be their actions were wrong? Nonsense! It is the Kiwis that are wrong! Why else would any one be uncomfortable sharing a server with someone infatuated with Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez?