Orbiter Pit Viper Salesman / Christorian X / "Vex" - 40-year-old unhinged a-log who works in marketing, groomer, cleans up for Flamenco, simps for Goocheese, e-thot lust, writes novels to cry about Ethan Ralph. Sent 13605 private messages on Chudbuds in 127 days.

I'd just like to quickly point out the parallels between this guy's chat logs with the e-thot, and Ralph's chat logs with Alice. Although this guy is older, he's talking to a younger girl, and he's somehow even clumsier and more embarrassing about it.

Only more evidence that he's probably obsessed with Ralph because he's just like him, but inferior.

veritarded said:
she always powereleveled about her personal life and it was always really boring shit like horses
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Oh sure, but when Ralph powerlevels about his horse everyone's all ears. Talk about double standards.
 
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WE WERE WRONG GUYS. CHRIS X IS GOING TO TAKE DOWN NICK THE CAT BOI FUHRER FOR CONSPIRACY TO READ A DIARY.
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<2022-12-19T07:02:59.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: nick could also be concerned about what ralph knows
<2022-12-19T07:03:04.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yup
<2022-12-19T07:03:08.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: that could come out in court in the vickers case
<2022-12-19T07:03:15.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: that too
<2022-12-19T07:03:26.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: and he could have been like shut the fuck up, you need to deal with this
<2022-12-19T07:03:27.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: ralph is becoming a liability
<2022-12-19T07:03:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: and he needs reminding who's the boss
<2022-12-19T07:03:53.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: because the daimyo journal shit put all of them in jeopardy
<2022-12-19T07:04:02.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: because it's a conspiracy
<2022-12-19T07:04:07.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: yes
<2022-12-19T07:04:11.000Z> GatorTime@poa.st: and that means that ralph's associations get a hard look
<2022-12-19T07:04:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Nick sees all these filings
Maybe even the feds will have to get involved to unravel the mystery and conspiracy of who read the BPD girl's diary.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
What I meant was I get why the Council themselves might think them being relegated to the Attention Whores thread is some kind of conspiracy, but that's because Discord Oppers always think there's some scheme behind shit that seems just basic to people that aren't schemers and used to seeing schemers everywhere.
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At this point I honestly see the Council of Evil as someone like Vito or Jesse. They’re just retarded and annoying. Null doesn’t give Vito a thread because that’s what he desperatley wants, attention. The Council guys are the same way. That thread wasn’t even informative most of the time, it was like a dumpster for retardation and constant promo for videos no one wanted to watch.

I think it’s best to have one thread for all of them. If they seethe about it it’s a bonus.
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<2022-09-30T06:18:18.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: so Christorian was about applying direct pressure at Ralph to see what happens
<2022-09-30T06:18:35.000Z> Pit_Viper_Salesman: Pit Viper Salesman is applying pressure to the infrastructure around him
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I cannot believe how autistic this is. It’s like distilled pure cringe.

This is very serious business guys. IS that why @Pit Viper Salesman refused to post even ONE thing after getting made fun of? Because now this identity is “compromised”.

@Christorian X You are gay. You might legitimately be the biggest faggot in the RalphaVerse.
 
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ddlloo said:
Who even is SevenEightNine? This saga is the first I've heard of them.
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She's a clout chaser / gay-op enthusiast who for some reason everyone is defending.
Reminder to everyone that she was spending time in the Discords of the Council of Evil+Empresa.
I don't feel bad for anyone who feels the need to DM and chat with anyone slightly higher on the totem pole greased up stripper pole that is the sektur
 
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HawHawHeeHee said:
His dox could never provide the level of entertainment that his chat leaks have.
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I don't know about that, look at all the hillarious shit that came out about Pedmenco when he doxed himself trying to flex on Ralph.
Its not the dox itself, it's what the dox can point you in the direction of that makes doxes so entertaining.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I don't know about that, look at all the hillarious shit that came out about Pedmenco when he doxed himself trying to flex on Ralph.
Its not the dox itself, it's what the dox can point you in the direction of that makes doxes so entertaining.
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This is true I bet if CX got doxed we'd find shit like posts to local facebook groups where he's trying to organize meet and greets for the neighborhood at his house and nobody shows up.
 
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
why does everyone give a shit about his dox? Let me give you a sneak preview: he's a faggot.
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I'm not very invested (although I agree he is an enormous faggot) but a doxing would be beating him on his own autismal terms.

Besides, maybe getting doxed would scare him enough to keep him from coming back and shitting up the place yet again.
 
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@Christorian X Hey kiddo, please explain how you obliterated Ariel's Amazon wishlist. Why didn't you buy her Hogwarts Legacy, are you a chaser?
https://archive.md/fc2oE
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Ethan Ralph will not buy the game because he likes Lucas, what's your excuse?
 
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Sneksual Healing said:
She's a clout chaser / gay-op enthusiast who for some reason everyone is defending.
Reminder to everyone that she was spending time in the Discords of the Council of Evil+Empresa.
I don't feel bad for anyone who feels the need to DM and chat with anyone slightly higher on the totem pole greased up stripper pole that is the sektur
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"Haha, hey kiddo, need help with your homework? You're pretty good at math for your gender, haha"
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