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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Jesse is not ugly, he has just been cursed by God to be so Jewish looking that he can't pass as white. If he got on T and grew a real beard he would look like the Happy Merchant. Despite this, the only remarks he ever makes about his appearance is that he's tall. Katie could pass as a teenage boy if it weren't for her dated haicut, but she herself admits this so I give her a pass. I say this as someone who has subscribed to Blocked and Reported for two years and pre-ordered Jesse's book.
 
Yep, this episode is free now! Highly recommend a watch.
https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#details [archive]
^^ Includes the show notes
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If you want to skip to the Tranch part of the episode, go to 32:17.
The comments section: https://www.blockedandreported.org/p/episode-154-saddles-and-sadness#comments [archive]
Excuse my massive newfaggottry finally creating an account but I can't listen at work;

Most of the comments are just cliche boomer talking points about social media. What does any of this podcast have to do terfs? Did we get some juicy tell all or just a brief mention with kiwis schizoposting?
 
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Can you guys take the sperging to how unblessed by white god or whatever Jesse Singal is to another thread? I came here to call Penny, Jen, Bonnie, Alyssa, and Fedposter J fat and unfuckable.

I'm still doubting it, but at the same time I wouldn't be surprised if the docs took her off her current meds and gave her placebos because she's a munchie
I wouldn't be surprised if the burst in energy was just her so happy to be treated as a munchie queen that she felt better from her hospital vacation.

It’s not the overall practice, it is the widespread perception that dope is harmless and beneficial which bugs me.
Nothing is more annoying than a guy in weed socks and sandals with a weed hat gushing about the virtues of it all, like all evangelists.

Sadly, the dope perception might not change for a while. People don't know that weed is more powerful than it was 30 years ago, and the dulled minds of the tranchers really show it.
 
It's not a "single appointment for a psychiatric condition," she was in the epilepsy monitoring unit for 5 days. She's been off several of her old meds for days, and on the new meds for a solid day before she went home
New medicine should probably take at least a few days to a week to fully show effectiveness though wouldn’t it?

Perhaps if they took her off enough of the bs meds for seizures in hospital, after a few days she felt actually well enough to clean when she got home because the new meds haven’t kicked in yet with side effects.

Who’d have thought, right?

Hey Alyssa, stop drugging yourself and you probably won’t have to piss in salad bowls quite so often anymore. 👍
 
Can you guys take the sperging to how unblessed by white god or whatever Jesse Singal is to another thread? I came here to call Penny, Jen, Bonnie, Alyssa, and Fedposter J fat and unfuckable.


I wouldn't be surprised if the burst in energy was just her so happy to be treated as a munchie queen that she felt better from her hospital vacation.


Nothing is more annoying than a guy in weed socks and sandals with a weed hat gushing about the virtues of it all, like all evangelists.

Sadly, the dope perception might not change for a while. People don't know that weed is more powerful than it was 30 years ago, and the dulled minds of the tranchers really show it.


Yeah, to continue to Weed Sperg, granted compared to strong alcohol, cocaine and crack, crystal meth, heroin and opiates, and sniffing solvents, it’s relatively benign and while it might make pocket money for organized crime, it’s not a serious cash crop for corruption or gangsters.

However it should be enjoyed in moderation, if enjoyed, and used sensibly for medical purposes.

The problems with a lot of European weed and perhaps in the US where it is still illegal, is that flash grown internally produced weed has gotten very popular.

Basically they grow skunk weed or other strong strains in warehouses or other hidden locations.
Occasionally people do it in their apartments.
The common practice is to grow as much as quickly as possible and to oversimplify, this means the plants don’t mature to the point that the AHC becomes THC.

AHC gets you high, but is the cannabinoid which is associated with schizophrenia and the paranoid highs.

So kids smoking loads of proper nice “cheese” are doing similar harm to a few Hunter Thompson style whisky and mescaline binges.
 
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Yeah, to continue to Weed Sperg,
The tranchers have also shown use of concentrates. Dab rigs and dirty tools in mostly Kevin's photos.
Concentrates are exactly what they sound like, heavily potent extracts. So Kevin is sitting there not just melting any remaining brain cells out with copious amounts of a drug, he's doing it with the type that ratchets the numbing el stupido effects up to 11 from the first hit.
All the shitty side effects are worse too, plus leaving a longer brain fog after the high comparable to edibles.... which he also regularly consumes. Edibles are also extract-based as well, added to either butter or oil.

All of this compounded by the fact stated by FinnSven above- getting your drugs from a source that isn't compliant with legalized standards runs the risk of getting AHC.
Even though Kevin and co. are in a legal state, they definitely aren't regularly getting it from a reputable dealer or store.

Even if Penny and Jen aren't smoking, their tiny little Kevin dominated nest is going to wind up thick with secondhand. Kevin sure as hell isn't using a smoke buddy or cracking a window in the winter.

Feel free to fact check me, but I believe Alyssa also uses primarily concentrates in her weed smoking videos.

While both of them have other drastic underlying issues, the hyper-consumption of a highly potent extract of a brain-state altering drug displays well in their overlapping traits in their numerous life documenting tweets.
 
Alyssa coming home from the hospital after wasting thousands of taxpayer dollars and immediately doing amphetamines and cleaning her house for the first time is not something we should proud about [A]
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Boner finally got himself a Dexedrine housewife. Alyssa (this habit of using aliases in meatspace is a pet peeve of mine) is going to pound Boner's asshole with those horse cocks like she's driving bridge pilings.
 
Can you guys take the sperging to how unblessed by white god or whatever Jesse Singal is to another thread? I came here to call Penny, Jen, Bonnie, Alyssa, and Fedposter J fat and unfuckable.


I wouldn't be surprised if the burst in energy was just her so happy to be treated as a munchie queen that she felt better from her hospital vacation.


Nothing is more annoying than a guy in weed socks and sandals with a weed hat gushing about the virtues of it all, like all evangelists.

Sadly, the dope perception might not change for a while. People don't know that weed is more powerful than it was 30 years ago,
Smack is unironically less bad on the body than weed. Apart from how addictive it is- if you could theoretically get an unimpeded supply, so u don’t have to deal with withdrawal-say a lifelong opiate prescription- you wil find the actual chemical that is diamorphine doesn’t really do anything negative.
Unlike weed which makes you schizophrenic paranoid.
Route of administration is equally prone to heath damage in both cases.
Smoking either will hurt your lungs. Other means are fine.
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You’d think Mr Caregiver could do a bit of dusting here and there, otherwise what in gods name is he actually supposed to be doing to help?
 
Alcohol can be used to self medicate some conditions
I can't think of anything other than acute antifreeze poisoning, is there any ongoing legit uses for it? Or do you mean like self-medicate pstd?

She's also been off the Mary Jane and probably a few of the benzos for a week.
Schizo theory: she went inpatient so she'd eventually start having benzo withdrawal seizures - but just neglected to inform them she just stopped benzos.
 
I can't think of anything other than acute antifreeze poisoning, is there any ongoing legit uses for it? Or do you mean like self-medicate pstd?


Schizo theory: she went inpatient so she'd eventually start having benzo withdrawal seizures - but just neglected to inform them she just stopped benzos.
Bingo

I’m coming frm the uk and not understanding how the convoluted American insurance system works but I do know about pain clinics in certain states that will give you what you want, so I’ve no doubt that her doctors could easily be devoid of the full picture.
Also these cunts live on the internet- surely they would know their way around mail order benzo online pharmacies?
Maybe , or not.
They act like retards online so despite spending life on it, I can easily see a scenario where they would be incapable of utilising that service.
Anyone know if the troon pill mills do a line in Ops&benzos? In for a penny, in for a pound etc.
 
So Kevin is sitting there not just melting any remaining brain cells out with copious amounts of a drug, he's doing it with the type that ratchets the numbing el stupido effects up to 11 from the first hit.
Kevin knows he's stupid yet thinks his policies and takes are right and enlightened. Jen and Penny think they're smart and are completely braindead from way too much pot. This is a combination from hell.

Wait, you're telling me that there's a possiblity for numerous seasons of the Tranch™ ? like some sort of reality Tv show!?

Oh Lawd....
As long as they live and post online, we will always have the tranch. As long as Penny yells at Bonnie online from his old folks' home, we'll have the tranch in some way or form. :)
 
Smack is unironically less bad on the body than weed. Apart from how addictive it is- if you could theoretically get an unimpeded supply, so u don’t have to deal with withdrawal-say a lifelong opiate prescription- you wil find the actual chemical that is diamorphine doesn’t really do anything negative.
Unlike weed which makes you schizophrenic paranoid.
Route of administration is equally prone to heath damage in both cases.
Smoking either will hurt your lungs. Other means are fine.

You’d think Mr Caregiver could do a bit of dusting here and there, otherwise what in gods name is he actually supposed to be doing to help?


brother man that shit saps your testostorone regardless. even if you had a nurse giving you the right dose with narcan there to resuscitate you!
 
Bingo

I’m coming frm the uk and not understanding how the convoluted American insurance system works but I do know about pain clinics in certain states that will give you what you want, so I’ve no doubt that her doctors could easily be devoid of the full picture.
Also these cunts live on the internet- surely they would know their way around mail order benzo online pharmacies?
Maybe , or not.
They act like retards online so despite spending life on it, I can easily see a scenario where they would be incapable of utilising that service.
Anyone know if the troon pill mills do a line in Ops&benzos? In for a penny, in for a pound etc.
Doctors are leery of issuing pain med prescriptions to fucked up weirdos these days. There will always be Dr. Feelgoods out there, but most docs will take one look at these guys and think "drug seekers, must avoid".
 
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