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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Yeah, Google Maps is off a bit. This is from the Boulder County assessor's office.

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For some reason I can't quote your previous post, but regarding Kevin, I assume Penis wanted a slice of those inheritance checks he was getting from his aunt, and is now too deep into the transbian larp to back out, sunk cost fallacy is a real bitch...
Ahhhh, I had forgotten about the inheritance. I bet that's exactly it. I bet he regrets that now. Love that for him.
 
Yeah, Google Maps is off a bit. This is from the Boulder County assessor's office.
It’s a beautiful spot, look at the trees and the lush lawn. Pretty decent for Colorado.
And that’s a huge house. But it is only the one building, so I guess our brave unicorns are in one wing.
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It’s a beautiful spot, look at the orchard and the lush lawn. Pretty decent for Colorado.
And that’s a huge house. But it is only the one building, so I guess our brave unicorns are in one wing.
Assuming that Penis's parents still live on the property and he hasn't forced them to move to one of their other properties.

Also, how long before Penis starts hoarding animals again and begins another moonscape arc? Lolcows are, if nothing else, predictable in that they end up repeating behavior that made them lolcows in the first place...
 
Everyone speculating that there's no dead body and Paul just said something off hand to make the tranch look bad are operating off of the assumptions that the tranch is made up of people who are normal, smart and sane. They're neither of those things.

I took the original comment to mean that there is a body at the tranch and Paul himself has information about it.
They're not sane, so they'd react insanely. They'd probably immediately create drama in some way that would let them leave under cover of "you're being mean to me", and then work to force the others off the land before the body is found so that they would be in the clear.

but nobody would actually do that
 
Assuming that Penis's parents still live on the property and he hasn't forced them to move to one of their other properties.
If they actually have the run of the place then there’s scope for further seasons. Holy cow.
Further hoarding of animals and mentally ill gender cultists. Poorly erected fences. Dead vehicles on the lawn. Moonscape. Drama!
We love to see it.
 
His presence at the tranch has never made sense to me. He has nothing in common with any of the others, aside from being a Troon.
This is a good observation and reminds me of one of the points raised by Janice Raymond's classic terf-tome The Transsexual Empire. The titular "empire" refers to the fact that the people under the "trans umbrella" have practically nothing in common with one another. What do Bruce Jenner, Kevin Gibes, Chaz Bono, and Chloe Cole have in common with one another? What do heterosexual married men who get erections when they steal their wives' underwear have in common with depressed middle-school girls who wish they were k-pop boyband stars? The fact that "trans" is able to form an "empire" of so many different types of people is how it piggy-backs onto other movements and worms its way into things that should be completely unrelated. It's also why "LGBT" is so inaccurate. Gay men and lesbians have precious little in common, save for experiencing exclusive same-sex attraction. Trans has nothing in common with being gay at all. You don't need surgery to be gay. But if you say "LGBT" to a well-meaning, but uniformed person, they'll think of normie same-sex couples wanting to get married, not deranged reddit power-mods.
This is also part of why trans-only "havens" inevitably implode into a swirling maelstrom of drama. What did Kindness, the female munchie wannabe-therapist layabout, have in common with Penny, the ex-military gun-nut eunuch? So many flavors of crazy, all under one roof.
I do think it's hilarious that Kevin's gaming rig took all their electricity.
I don't even understand what Penis saw in him in the first place.
Besides the monthly inheritance tugboat?
Penis is the kind of man who wants a submissive partner. He wants this so bad that he does not care who that partner is. It could be anyone. The role is what's important to him, the person filling the role is incidental. Kevin fills the role, so Penis keeps him around. (Many such cases. Sad!)
I wanted to add that this Machiavellian tendency is present in a lot of fetishists. The poly dude who wants a harem? The only thing important to him is being able to say "I have 5 girlfriends" - who the girlfriends are doesn't matter. Men with a fetish for leather boots? Your personality and goals don't matter to him - only the boots. Furries don't care who they're pretending to be wolves and foxes with - just that they get to pretend to be wolves and foxes. Sex for these men isn't an intimate encounter that both people enjoy- it's two people doing bizarre/harmful shit because they think it's what they're supposed to do (remember the Kevin/Wedge video? Did either of those bozos look like they were having a good time?). Not surprisingly, these men end up very lonely and unfulfilled and have to constantly change or up the ante on their fetishes. When you don't have love, desire and intimacy, you need to compensate with costumes, increasingly nonsensical complex hierarchies, and increasingly wacky kinks.
 
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@AnOminous might be able to provide more insight or guidance, as my detailed knowledge is a couple years out of date.
Mine is too, but what you've said pretty much comports with what I know. I think a lot of this flies in the face of Heller/McDonald, which seem to indicate that such prohibitions must be evaluated in a constitutional challenge under strict scrutiny, that is, narrowly tailored to address a compelling state interest, and this would require any deprivation of Second Amendment rights to be the result of an actual adjudication, not just an arbitrary declaration from some government functionary.

However, the Court hasn't yet taken up a case actually ruling on any of this, despite contradictory rulings across the country from lower courts. It's been over a decade since McDonald, so I wouldn't be surprised to see it addressed fairly soon, as circuit splits arise. I don't think it's SCOTUS cucking on the issue, as this kind of timeframe is typical when a landmark ruling comes down and cases percolate up through the system, often getting it wrong or straight-up ignoring it (hi there New York).
 
Which is why journoscum need to be put against a wall because they are not only not providing it but deliberately blocking it whenever possible by deplatforming anyone who actually does it.
'the only good journalist is a dead journalist' isn't quite 100% accurate, but if you're a journalist and NOBODY wants you dead, then you're an absolute failure of a journalist

Hopefully AI will replace most of the journoscum so the only way to actually make a name for yourself (besides being a blond bimbo with big boobs) will be to do some actual take-down old-school journalism and break real stories
 
I never really understood why so many posters here hate journalists, and why so many journalists disparage the farms as a source.

Real Journalists are great. "Journalists" who twist and bullshit and fabricate and editorialize and push a manufactured narrative for their masters or their master's masters can eat shit and die. I've spent a very long time trying to actually "raise awareness" about fucked up shit that everyone just dodges because it's too scary or their master's masters have money involved in it.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-t...lowed-by-the-government.145222/#post-14423365 BEHOLD! Tortured children. Nobody cares, even after the GAO did a multi hour report on it to congress!

Many kiwis act like journalists already - we like to document things, uncover what's really going on, archive and record things so others can read it, and "get the scoop" so to speak.

Like actual journalists, yes. We tend to plainly state fucked up shit as it is, and this offends people who want The Narrative instead.
 
Real Journalists are great. "Journalists" who twist and bullshit and fabricate and editorialize and push a manufactured narrative for their masters or their master's masters can eat shit and die. I've spent a very long time trying to actually "raise awareness" about fucked up shit that everyone just dodges because it's too scary or their master's masters have money involved in it.
I feel you. I'm trying to "peak-trans" people in real life and it's like trying to disarm a bomb in candlelight while wearing mittens. The excuses, the mental gymnastics, the absurd postulates, the sheer time investment, the two-steps-forward-one-step-back. I wish I could just be like "read the tranch thread you guys!!!!" but nah.
I will say though that you never know who sees your posts (hi FBI). Someone could read your posts on Synanon and it could change their mind on something. Maybe they were completely unaware of it before.
The "sudden backlash" against trans activism wasn't caused by a Harry Potter game - it was caused by tons of people asking questions, having discussions, gathering evidence, doing research, and sharing their thoughts and experiences.
I actually used to be very supportive of a lot of the trans narrative, till I became aware of evidence that changed my mind. So - don't give up hope. Those alpacas needn't have died in vain.
 
"Journalists" who twist and bullshit and fabricate and editorialize and push a manufactured narrative for their masters or their master's masters can eat shit and die. I've spent a very long time trying to actually "raise awareness" about fucked up shit that everyone just dodges because it's too scary or their master's masters have money involved in it.
Ironically, the greatest current enemies the First Amendment has are the very journalists whose livelihood depends on it.
 
Own, possess, buy, sell, trade, fondle, fellate, or otherwise fuck with firearms. Currently, being flagged in NICS for mental health in most states will result in an automatic denial if they attempt to buy firearms from an FFL. But besides that, lot of effort is being done to instantly notify local law-enforcement of an individual's status as a prohibited person whenever they're contacted or investigated. The same is being done with state domestic violence convictions, which instantly causes a federal prohibition on owning/possessing firearms.

The end result? An otherwise legally permitted citizen can get cucked in a divorce, and in a moment of weakness is treated for suicidal thoughts/PTSD/etc; they are then pulled over for a traffic violation, and hands the officer their concealed weapon permit (or volunteers the information in permitless states). So when the deputy goes back & punches that data into the system, prohibited person red flags by NICS for mental illness will show up.

Or an elderly veteran who needs a caregiver to handle their finances are classified as deficient to legally permit caregiving agencies those powers, and the adjudication will pop up if they're ever contacted by police & found to be armed. Both scenarios have happened & confiscations occurred, either immediately or at a later date.
That’s a good thing
 
Ironically, the greatest current enemies the First Amendment has are the very journalists whose livelihood depends on it.

Does it though? For the dirty ones, they depend on money and blind eyes from their masters and their master's toadies in the government. Are we even really following the rules anymore?

The zoomers likely won't remember, but Dubya said "the constitution is just a piece of paper" and my fucking shit if we haven't seen that play out.
 
The "sudden backlash" against trans activism wasn't caused by a Harry Potter game - it was caused by tons of people asking questions, having discussions, gathering evidence, doing research, and sharing their thoughts and experiences.
I actually used to be very supportive of a lot of the trans narrative, till I became aware of evidence that changed my mind. So - don't give up hope. Those alpacas needn't have died in vain.
this is the key, it's a dam that takes years to widdle down for most people, but when it breaks, it breaks.


we just provide the raindrops
 
we just provide the raindrops
For me, I didn't really have a single light bulb moment, but reading the Brianna Wu/John Walker Flynt thread here was certainly part of me crossing the Rubicon into TERFdom.
Then I registered an account and called Kevin Gibes fat and it was off to the races.
 
For me, I didn't really have a single light bulb moment, but reading the Brianna Wu/John Walker Flynt thread here was certainly part of me crossing the Rubicon into TERFdom.
Then I registered an account and called Kevin Gibes fat and it was off to the races.
ha that's hilarious because your avatar sometimes reminds me of ol' Brimanna
Doesn't penis's parents own multiple properties? I'm under the assumption they aren't living at tranch 2.0 atm and they are just letting the Haram of greasy, tired men crash at one of their owned properties for a bit.
At least, that's what I'm hoping...
aren't they like impossibly old? Is it possible they've fucked off to florida? I would if Penis was my progeny
 
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