Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[realgone2]

Does that August Duck guy pretend to be fucking stupid?

 

[James done did it]

yikes, that eye droop. He has one more stroke in him and he's done. I don't think he'll survive another year outside of nursing care.

 

[biggacracka]

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"I can't eat pancakes"
Sure thing, fatty, sure thing. It's not like you were complaining about how your actual cake was too small last time, right?
So cake is okay but pancake is your bane? Give me a fucking break

 

[rubytintedchix]

What a nice post to wake up to.

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I bet while they were out at the movies last night Jacky made Mommywife buy the “bladder buster 5000” sized soda. You know the one. It’s like a literal gallon of soda in a cup for like $20 when you combine it with the tub of lard sized popcorn. He probably never emptied his bladder before bed last night and now is suffering the consequences this morning. #LazyManBathroomRoutine

Anyway, my guess is on 1 first and then 3, in other words:

For reasons beyond his control or pure spite (mostly spite) he pissed on the floor and then decided to Karen out to the nursing staff about not having his call button responded to fast enough.

Now if you combine this with his post yesterday where he has a brief moment of self-awareness/clarity about the lack of cleaning personnel in the home, you can imagine how short-staffed the skilled nursing fleet probably is on a weekend. He is just being a little prissy bitch because he can’t hold it (or didn’t go last night). Also, as people have mentioned further up thread, he probably abuses the hell out of his call button demanding MOAR mussard packets. So the staff sees him as the manchild who cried wolf.

I really hope he pissed on the floor, tried to get out of his wheel chair and then slipped and is laying in piss. I know that isn’t what happened, but it would only be fitting for this whiny fat turd of a human being.

 

[realgone2]

Is there a link to watch the Texas investors show where Jack cries? Thanks.

 

[ddlloo]

Is there a link to watch the Texas investors show where Jack cries? Thanks.

It's in the OP.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.

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Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Also I think Jacks becoming suicidal
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Jack thinks that the nursing home would cost cut by cutting condiments? Mustard is dirt cheap. A bottle of yellow mustard is less than a dollar.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

ack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Yes places with industrial kitchens that need to churn out hundreds of meals in a short period of time will use "fake" eggs. Which aren't fake. They might be powdered or, more accurately, pre-scrambled so you get a big old bag that has like 100 eggs in it that you just need to cook. And you know you're going to a cheap place if they use "meat glue" to make your steak. Besides you can see it when they do it. It's not that difficult. But again if you're cheaping out then what do you expect.

He complains about the pancakes but not the english muffin. Both have carbs. He complains about the carbs but also complains that his cake was too thin. You know, something that has carbs in it.

This guy has such a disordered view of food and yet reality hasn't smacked him upside the head yet that this is all self inflicted. Or it has and he just ignores it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

This bathroom thing is really annoying. Jesus H Christ, I hate the word trigger, but Jack's nursery home saga is triggering me because it brings back flashbacks.

As I mentioned I can guarantee you staff was passing out breakfast. Here's what it details to take Jack to take a piss.

1: You have to use a Walker to pivot him into a wheelchair.

2: Wheel him to the bathroom in his room.

3: Put the walker in front of him so he can pivot to the front of the toilet.

4: Pull down his pants because he can't with holding onto the walker remember Jack only has one good arm.

5: Once he is done pull pants back up and pray, he didn't piss on the floor or himself or else you have to clean him before the pants.

6: Pivot back into the Wheelchair.

7: Wheel back to bed.

8: Pivot back into bed because it he hasn't eaten or been bathed yet which bathing is done after breakfast trays.

VS Him pissing in a Urinal that they will empty after Breakfast.

I have nothing but sympathy for those in nursing homes trying to recover from injuries or those who bodies have been betrayed by time or disease but fatties like Jack there because of Gluttony and who treat the staff as they do, and fatties are all like Jack need to fucking die.

 

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[salmonellajack]

My only regret is we didn't get to see Jack on more mainstream TV shows like West Texas Investors while he was still able bodied. A weight loss type show, or even Wife Swap would have been the dream

 

[atoi]

Wife Swap would have been the dream

Tammy would have gotten shipped off to live with a real Jim Traynor and we would have gotten to watch her pump weights.

 

[AnOminous]

And yet he not only tried it and baked it but always did his mushbrain ways afterwards by ooohing and aaaahing over it. He kept saying how great and beautiful it looked you know, like everything he makes even when it looks like absolute shit.

For some reason the recipes for this get good reviews but I can't imagine it being anything but god fucking awful.

And I actually love tahini.

Then he complained about TikTok saying it was just girls dancing provocatively to songs.

As with everything Jack bitches about, this was basically a confession, that he'd been jerking to underage girls twerking on TikTok.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack would have stroked out on Mexican food the same way he stroked out on Fartland starches and fats.

The strip mall shit varies only in type, not timbre

He also wouldn't have had to "close" the back yard for winter, so it may actually have happened sooner.

I wonder if he would have had a racial incident with an "ethnic". He got pretty close with that chicken and waffles shit, and he's only grown more racist and stupid as he's aged.

People walking on his driveway while going down the street or standing in line around him spook him.

Tamham is no wendigo, at best she's a Snorlax.

Jack losing the second arm definitely kills cooking with Jack, but that's for the best. He's no longer burning himself because Tammy was there to nanny him and keep him from sucking shit out of bags straight from the microwave. That was a classic feature of the videos, and I was irrationally angry to see it go.

Jack on the Go... I dunno, he's armless now. That would make for deeply unpleasant videos, let alone the people around him having their meal ruined by the slurpazoid.

The fuck is the difference between a pancake and an English muffin wif butter?

 

[VenomPlug]

I like how his Tard Eye is slowly falling asleep as he talks

 

[AnOminous]

But there's limits, and from my loose understanding ( a few too many beers with a CPA friend so I'm pretty fuzzy on it) you can't just have a company lose money and write it off for your main(or married shared income) as well as to a limit on writing off. Or no one would pay any taxes if there wasn't walls for these deductions.

There's a lower limit on how much you need to earn over a series of years to qualify for making business deductions. While Jack probably had a good run for a while, I seriously doubt his "business" still qualifies as one and would instead be considered a hobby.

But there's limits, and from my loose understanding ( a few too many beers with a CPA friend so I'm pretty fuzzy on it) you can't just have a company lose money and write it off for your main(or married shared income) as well as to a limit on writing off. Or no one would pay any taxes if there wasn't walls for these deductions.

There's a lower limit on how much you need to earn over a series of years to qualify for making business deductions. While Jack probably had a good run for a while, I seriously doubt his "business" still qualifies as one and would instead be considered a hobby.

Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Gonna rate it that he ever leaves, at least without a toe tag.

Jack thinks that the nursing home would cost cut by cutting condiments? Mustard is dirt cheap. A bottle of yellow mustard is less than a dollar.

I think they just don't give a fuck about the bitchy, rude fat guy who is constantly throwing a Karen tantrum. They'd probably be more inclined to do something special for him if there was ever ANYTHING AT ALL this fucker wouldn't bitch about.

 

[SteveGoatman]

**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.

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Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

"I'm not complaining". What an insufferable dick. You're not Giraldo Rivera doing his (very early career before he became a complete joke) expose on state homes where disabled kids were being horribly neglected. You're an adult receiving care for an ailment almost entirely of your own making in what appears to be a solid, well run/maintained center that provides medical care and at least decent food. You're not being abused. You're not being neglected. You're being treated like an adult in charge of his life for the first time in forever, and reaping the consequences of your behavior, and you can't handle it. If you want 5 star treatment and gourmet meals, get out Tammy's checkbook.

Reminds me that I saw a short clip of a former pro wrestler who recently had a bad health scare and while he was in the hospital did a little video providing an update and also basically said "thanks for all the well wishes and prayers, super appreciated but if I could ask one more thing, please pray for other people here who don't have a spouse/family/anybody to help them" and I just thought, no matter what you think about prayer that's a really kind thing to say especially when you're also probably scared/in pain. Jack is the EXACT opposite.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Jack try pissing in the urinal I know for a fact they gave you when you were placed in your room.

Jack is a older man with short arms and central obesity. He may have a partially-buried penis and not be able to hold the urinal in position by himself.

Depending on how high-tech the facility's call light system is, they might just assume he's making his usual condiment call and prioritize answering it accordingly, especially during meal pass.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

**NOTE**: This is actually from yesterday but I didn't see the actual video posted. This isn't during todays peeing woes.

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Jack is complaining about fake eggs. It's really funny that Jack thinks he can just "Special order" food outside of dietary restrictions. He addresses the butter which we saw post about it. He also is mad that he's getting pancakes when he didn't ask for pancakes (Gee I wonder if he still ate them). This video actually brings me such optimism for future Jack content. This is all a Jack on the Go video to him. He isn't concerned about the stroke. He's concerned about butter, mustard, and getting his extra meals from Tammy. He has learned nothing. Jack is going to leave the retirement home and go right back to eating the latest Burger king creation.

Also I think Jacks becoming suicidal
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Holy shit, if I knew that Jack was going to be this goddamn funny, I wish Tammie would've placed Jack into a nursing home during the last stroke. There's something about him complaining about fake eggs and pancakes that make my sides explode. This guy only cares about food. Not his family, his church, nor his well being just if he can get some real eggs, mustard and butter.

 

[Monuklear]

This guy is such an amazing cow. The nursing home arc is pure kino.