Bank Run Watch 2023 after Silicon Valley Bank shutdown - Over 97% of SVB's assets were not FDIC insured

Heard about this the other day though it was only something without too much detail. I just watched a Styx video on it though. Just sit back and watch as all the tech faggots get screwed.

I’m hoping that Silicon Valley continues to get kicked in the teeth. This recession seems to be hitting them specifically.
That's what happens when you exaggerate your value and popularity. It all starts to fall apart when the truth comes out.
I wouldn't celebrate too much, even if it's happening to the Laptop Caste. All this means is that the depositors are getting a bailout. You and I will be paying for it.
Not really. The US government isn't taking in enough tax revenue to pay for the debt it creates. There just isn't enough tax revenue to cover it. They will just print up money and give to rich people as a bailout. That will cause inflation so you will be paying for it that way. But not thru any tax on income. You can't possibly give them enough money to even begin to cover it. I don't even know why the bother taxing people anymore. They can just print the money they need. Like a comment I saw years ago that said they are just taxing people at this point so they can't have the money.
 
Those Banks still do Loans and whatnot and I don't trust them to not claim the cash I have in my Deposit Box as an asset that I won't get back if they go under because of some shit tier loans they made, I was in my teens during the 2008 Banking Loan Crisis. I might have to deal with Banks because of how our financial systems works but I do not fucking trust a Bank that gives out any loan whatsoever.
bro. The feds seizing gold from deposit boxes never happened in the US. :^)
 
Everyone please take a moment to pray for Joseph Gentile, whose career is making a second major downturn.
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why does cramer even have a job?
Even weathermen need someone to laugh at.

bro. The feds seizing gold from deposit boxes never happened in the US. :^)
FDR definitely didn't issue an executive order making private citizens owning gold illegal; and the FBI definitely did not, I repeat... DID NOT... practically siege a safety deposit box site and seize everything. Never happened, ever, ever ever... ever.
 
Heard about this the other day though it was only something without too much detail. I just watched a Styx video on it though. Just sit back and watch as all the tech faggots get screwed.


That's what happens when you exaggerate your value and popularity. It all starts to fall apart when the truth comes out.

Not really. The US government isn't taking in enough tax revenue to pay for the debt it creates. There just isn't enough tax revenue to cover it. They will just print up money and give to rich people as a bailout. That will cause inflation so you will be paying for it that way. But not thru any tax on income. You can't possibly give them enough money to even begin to cover it. I don't even know why the bother taxing people anymore. They can just print the money they need. Like a comment I saw years ago that said they are just taxing people at this point so they can't have the money.
The just printing up money and giving it to the banks is what caused this.
 

Bolds are from Tyler Durden.
As lines (real and virtual) full of anxious depositors grew last week outside of Silicon Valley Bank branches around the world, and reassurances of "liquidity" were gushed from the C-Suite, three individuals within the firm were perhaps less troubled than those seeking their hard-earned cash back from the soon-to-be-failed bank.

12 days ago (on Feb 27th), Gregory Becker, the CEO of Silicon Valley Bank, sold $3.6 million worth (11%) of his shares...

Daniel Beck, the CFO, sold 32% (around $600,000) of his holdings...

And finally, CMO Michelle Draper sold 28%...

Notice that none of them had sold anything sizable for a year or so before this most recent (pre-collapse) sale (so it is a stretch to call this a pre-planned sale).

Additionally, Silicon Valley Bank on Friday paid out annual bonuses to eligible U.S. employees, just hours before the bank was seized by the U.S. government, Axios has learned from multiple sources.

But hey, we are sure it's probably nothing to worry about, right?
Eron 2.0 here we come!
 
Buy bullets and guns guns never lose their value the always worth pretty much the exact same amount of money or even more.
If Society collapses I'm not taking f****** silver I will take guns bullets tobacco drugs and your first born daughter

guns are barter, not currency. ammo is ok currency but junk silver is better for smaller transactions like a tank of gas.

you're not getting anybody's anything being this dumb.
 
Heard about this the other day though it was only something without too much detail. I just watched a Styx video on it though. Just sit back and watch as all the tech faggots get screwed.
Where did Styx come from? His videos resurface every now and then in A&N. Is he popular with the mentally ill on 4chan?

Why are kiwis watching a dude who looks like he's a professional dungeon master for their political takes?
 
Paul Graham's VC startup accelerator Y Combinator has launched a petition asking for a bailout while claiming they're not asking for a bailout (Archive)

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Urgent: Sign the petition now: Thousands of startups and hundreds of thousands of startup jobs are at risk

We have a simple ask:
- Small business depositors at Silicon Valley Bank should be made whole. Regulators need to conduct a backstop of depositors. We are not asking for a bank bailout.

FDIC insurance only covers up to $250k per beneficiary in most cases. But startups and assorted silicon valley rich have way more sitting in SVB that's going to need a bailout.

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Over 500 CEOs and founders representing over 20,000 employees have signed this petition in the last hour. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd0_0JOGdaXSDs-WaAXzzEy_tR7akOF7GBTfTb-r-Me0trNPQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

To the Honorable Secretary Janet Yellen, Chairman Martin J. Gruenberg, Chairman Brown, and Chairman McHenry:
We, the undersigned, are deeply concerned about the rapid failure of Silicon Valley Bank, a leading financial institution that has played a vital role in supporting the technology industry in the United States. We are not asking for a bailout for the bank equity holders or its management; we are asking you to save innovation in the American economy.
We ask for relief and attention to an immediate critical impact on small businesses, startups, and their employees who are depositors at the bank. According to the NVCA, Silicon Valley Bank has over 37,000 small businesses with more than $250,000 in deposits. These balances are now unavailable to them, and without further intervention, according to the FDIC website, may be inaccessible for months to years.
In the Y Combinator community, one-third of startups with exposure to SVB used SVB as their sole bank account. As a result, they will fail to have the cash to run payroll in the next 30 days. By that measure, we can estimate that payroll-related furlough or shutdown will impact more than 10,000 small businesses and startups. If the average small business or startup employs 10 workers, this will have an immediate effect of furlough, layoff, or shutdown, affecting over 100,000 jobs in the most vibrant sector of innovation in our economy.
Silicon Valley Bank’s failure has a real risk of systemic contagion. Its collapse has already instilled fear among founders and management teams to look for safer havens for their remaining cash, which can trigger a bank run on every other smaller bank.
If we allow this to happen, it will immediately impact the US technology industry and US competitiveness worldwide and ultimately set back US competitiveness by a decade or more, while the rest of the world races forward.
We have a simple ask:
- Small business depositors at Silicon Valley Bank should be made whole. Regulators need to conduct a backstop of depositors. We are not asking for a bank bailout.
- Longer term, Congress should work to restore stronger regulatory oversight and capital requirements for regional banks, and any malfeasance or mismanagement on the part of SVB executives leading to this failure should be investigated.
This requires swift and decisive action in order to prevent further shockwaves through the economy that could lead to financial crisis and layoffs of more than 100,000 workers. We must protect US competitiveness in the world.
Thank you for your attention to this important matter.
Sincerely,
Garry Tan, CEO & President Y Combinator

Over 500 CEOs and founders representing over 20,000 employees have signed this petition in the last hour. If you're a current founder or CEO, please consider signing: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd0_0JOGdaXSDs-WaAXzzEy_tR7akOF7GBTfTb-r-Me0trNPQ/viewform?usp=sf_link
 
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Ah yes, bail out "small business America", a bunch of foreigners trying to strike it rich while trampling on free speech.

Can't have Paul Graham use some of his billions to keep his vanity project going. Have to "socialize the losses and privatize the profits" even though every NPC on hackernews has been claiming they hate capitalism for the past decade.

Of course when their jobs are at risk, fuck that leftist woke shit, give me my money.
 
bro. The feds seizing gold from deposit boxes never happened in the US. :^)
Even weathermen need someone to laugh at.


FDR definitely didn't issue an executive order making private citizens owning gold illegal; and the FBI definitely did not, I repeat... DID NOT... practically siege a safety deposit box site and seize everything. Never happened, ever, ever ever... ever.
 
It's called sarcasm dude, and just in case if anyone is curious.

The FBI lied to a judge.

A judge then determined that the FBI did not violate anyone's consitutionally protected rights when they stole all their shit.

You know, because we don't live in a fucking banana republic; we believe in things like personal liberties, protection from the government, and the rule of law... and believing in them is about all we can do. Because judges are activists in robes and fucking hate you.
 
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Not even journoids are safe! (Archive)
Non-tech start-ups were also grappling with the fallout. Vox Media, the publisher of New York Magazine and The Verge, has a substantial concentration of cash at Silicon Valley Bank, a person briefed on the company’s holdings said. The company’s credit cards, which Silicon Valley Bank issued, stopped working on Friday.
 
Well let’s be realistic here - the bank has assets that will be sold so it’s not like there’s no money.

The fed is going to have to consider taking a drastic step with other banks that have too many treasury bonds that have lost value and consider literally buying them back and giving them new ones.

It’s a can kick but hey…
 
I called it 2 years ago that big tech would become the next "too big to fail" sector of the economy, and now here we are with a tech bubble about to burst as a bank just collapsed and hundreds of techie faggots, bankers, and other investors are begging Uncle Sam for a bailout.

I bet they'll fucking get it too. God forbid giant tech firms have any competition or banks have any accountability for playing stupid fucking games with everyone else's money.
 
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