Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,450 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.5%

  • Total voters
    2,597
@Drowningman I think Russhole will be as boring, shiftless, and unaccomplished as he has been the past several years. He will make a bunch of social media posts bragging about his next totally awesome project, we will giddily wait for whatever ridiculous amateur hour bullshit he comes up with, he will actually produce nothing, then he will sulk and make a bunch of bitter social media posts about how unfair life is and how he deserves to be a household name. I doubt he will actually MAKE anything this year.
 
@The Dude. Oh like everything else it will blow up on him but we will be laughing all the way . We might get " She don't like nice guys" released and he might start some more legal nonsense or get caught up ln one. Russ is getting older and time wont be on his side. Either way The Farms still win.
 
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I'm imagining Matchbox 20 performing "I Don't Get You Taylor Swift" or "She Don't Like Nice Guys" live while Russ joins them on stage with his keytar like in his AGT audition video. Bobbing his head while just sort of walking back and forth. Star power and stage presence dazzling the audience.

The band playing. Rob singing. Russ doing that goofy David Lee Roth jump or whatever it was.

Now I need to hear MB20 do Greer covers. Need to hear Rob go WOO HOO HOO!
I'm pretty sure the only band that would do Russ covers might be Nickelback
 
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Like....WHO put that together and thought...boy here's a great idea!? Semi-serious question.
No idea the background on this but I would think they're from the local group home and this is simply something for them to do and feel like they're special.

I mean c'mon. They're retards. Take them to what looked like some European football match and let them sing... poorly. That one that looked like Russtard was really getting into it.
 
Remember the cheerleader he sent a Venmo to then cried on her page because she didn't " Thank him"
.well he is trying to catch her again.
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Actress quits due to sexual harassment in 3…2…1…
 
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Man those people are going to be in for a shock when they find out they are in a holocaust romcom
 
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A blonde in sunglasses?
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Blowing a kiss?
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Actress quits due to sexual harassment in 3…2…1…
Then she posts a warning, and Russ sues her for "defamation." Then discovery happens. The sheer stupidity of it causes the universe to collapse into a schadenfreude singularity.

Man those people are going to be in for a shock when they find out they are in a holocaust romcom
Oh, we're not ready for that cinematic masterpiece. This is his "good underdog dude finds his high school sweetheart in a brothel" romcom.
 
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Those poor bastards have no idea of the mess they're getting themselves into. The horrible, smelly, moist mess.
I wonder if he'll blame the people who star in his trailer when nothing happens when he sends it unsolicited to the first email address he can find for a big movie studio. Who am I kidding? Of course he will. Didn't he kinda blame The Accommodations for not getting on AGT or am I misremembering?
 
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