DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
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Probably the funniest thing Phil said in this video was "I had friends".
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This whole segment is probably one of the best arguments for DSP being autistic I've ever seen. The video is called "Shit Civic Owners Say", if that doesn't clue you in that the video is a parody, you might be autistic. Now I understand why he clowns the fuck out all the time. If the sarcasm isn't so fucking obvious that a toddler could pick up on it, then it goes right over his head. He is completely incapable of distinguishing it from reality.
 
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Sicko Hunter said:
Taking jokes or sarcasm at face value is extremely common with people on the autism spectrum.
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Reminds me of when he saw one of the Mega64 Todd and Aaron videos and didn't realize it was a joke then talked shit
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DSP Tries It: Not Getting Satire

If you thought of a better title, let me know and I'll change it.I missed out on the live streaming of Mega64's podcast, but at least you get to see it any t...
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KD6-3.7 said:
Isn’t it obvious that Phil skipped the Sterling video, not because Sterling talked shit about Phil, but because Phil desperately wants to make fun of Sterling in a dress and call him a fat faggot, but he knows he can’t get away with it anymore? But Phil is a huge ally… bitch, don’t make me laugh.
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That might very well be the case. But I still found it interesting that Phil remembers a skit from what? A decade ago that was a few minutes long. Detractors really does live rent free in his tiny little mind.

Anothet nifty thing about todays carcrash was that Phil was begging for intros and outros on DSPReacts, has DasBooCuck had enough?

So after this whole react fiasco, what is Phils next whitehot new ide(s) to save the stream gonna be? He has 2 more dead channel with baked in dead subs he can rebrand.
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Lurker at the Threshold said:
This whole segment is probably one of the best arguments for DSP being autistic I've ever seen. The video is called "Shit Civic Owners Say", if that doesn't clue you in that the video is a parody, you might be autistic. Now I understand why he clowns the fuck out all the time. If the sarcasm isn't so fucking obvious that a toddler could pick up on it, then it goes right over his head. He is completely incapable of distinguishing it from reality.
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Phil is clearly on the autism spectrum but I get why he was never diagnosed. In the 80s and 90s very few people really understood what autism was. It wasn't until the 2000s when people in the mainstream really started talking about it. Unless you had a child on the lower functioning end of the spectrum like Chris Chan you likely weren't going to take your kid to a psychiatrist. I bet you Dave and Laura just thought he was slightly off. He's was just high functioning enough to pass through without being noticed.
 
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As for DSP never hearing of Jim Sterling, not true. Back when Patreon was Phil's main focus, he was incredibly jealous of how much more Sterling was making. Here's a little Tevin video (only half an hour, short as far as Tevin stuff goes) highlighting DSP vs Jim Sterling. To be fair, it happened in late 2015, so it's entirely possible the memory's been gin-flooded out of DSP's brain.

 
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Donut Coma said:
As for DSP never hearing of Jim Sterling, not true. Back when Patreon was Phil's main focus, he was incredibly jealous of how much more Sterling was making. Here's a little Tevin video (only half an hour, short as far as Tevin stuff goes) highlighting DSP vs Jim Sterling. To be fair, it happened in late 2015, so it's entirely possible the memory's been gin-flooded out of DSP's brain.

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So Phail fired the first shot?
 
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CT-65/91-6210 said:
"It's the worst investment you could make in your life is to spend a bunch of money into a car."
It's called a hobby Phil. You would know if you had one.
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Uhh no, Phil “very open wallet” Burnell has an amazing hobby dood. Shitty mobile games are totally better than pissing money away on a car. Classic pig logic in action: because HIS car collects dust and only gets driven once a week, therefore everyone who puts money in their car is a morahn.
 
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