Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Lady Rackets Ass]

He has new ideas and things to think about given some recent happenings to restrategise his content

He definitely shouldn’t start streaming with a blow up sex doll as his cohost that definitely wouldn’t be hilarious

 

[Owlbear]

He definitely shouldn’t start streaming with a blow up sex doll as his cohost that definitely wouldn’t be hilarious

Coomalot might actually have been worse for his image as a dumb hedonistic sex fiend than a blow up doll.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Coomalot might actually have been worse for his image as a dumb hedonistic sex fiend than a blow up doll.

A blow up doll would be infinitely more funnier and interesting than that tard.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

It is derail-y, but I think in an appendix kind of way, since religion is an area where Rekieta comes off as having bait-and-switched his core audience.

I’m not going to keep going with it after this either, but you’re mistaking me.

I’m agnostic. Agnostic meaning, “I am without knowledge” of what is behind existence. In the sense of Aquinas’ Third Proof, paraphrased as “whatever is behind creation, I call God,” I believe in god, so I guess I’m a theistic agnostic.

Calling yourself an atheist is saying that you definitively assert there is no god and nothing that could plausibly fill the role of a creator or architect. It’s a statement that requires either proof or faith.

Maybe I’m an asshole, but I like to point out to self described atheists that their position is not in any way shape or form scientifically superior. It is not better evidenced than any other religion. If you admit to not knowing, then the word is “agnostic.”

please shut up, the guff you keep vomiting is completely off topic.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Pray tell Nick what are these happenings? Your viewership numbers dropping lower than Our Wife’s tits after birthing your 5 humans? The absolute spectacle you make out of yourself in public because you’re a Molly addled alcoholic? The utter disgrace you’ve made out of your family name by publicly advertising your unapologetic fascination with a silicone ball cage?

If I had to guess, some of that, plus the fact that Crowder was signed and he is becoming a smaller fish in thr Rumble pond. I think Nick wants to keep a high profile within Rumble to branch out.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

If I had to guess, some of that, plus the fact that Crowder was signed and he is becoming a smaller fish in thr Rumble pond. I think Nick wants to keep a high profile within Rumble to branch out.

Maybe some introspection on WHY he losing viewers and subscribers would do him some good and help him refocus his channel's content. However, he will not do this because, like his alcohol consumption, he will not admit he has a problem. His helping of humble pie will be a large one.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

5 pages of fairy debate incoming.

I mean it's not hard to make fairies ♂GAY♂ and sexual....

Spoiler: 最強とんがりコーン

A touch of fame goes to the head?

The need to be understood and observed was once satisfied by gods. Now we can implement the same functionality with balldos and parasocial relationships.
If there was no gods, Nick would drink to create one.

I'm not sure what even to call that. It's somehow smug and blank at the same time and his eyes look glassy.

It's the same shit you see with people who lookdown on everyone else but are almost always complete fuckups themselves.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If I had to guess, some of that, plus the fact that Crowder was signed and he is becoming a smaller fish in thr Rumble pond. I think Nick wants to keep a high profile within Rumble to branch out.

Yup. Crowder's presence is many, many, times larger than Nick could ever hope to achieve. Rumble and Locals staff will soon be dedicated to making sure Crowder is happy and his platforms are running well. Nick will be an afterthought in comparison, to be dealt with after all of Crowder's issues are dealt with.

And with good reason, too, since Rumble's success will probably depend on its ability to bring in mega-creators like Crowder.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yup. Crowder's presence is many, many, times larger than Nick could ever hope to achieve. Rumble and Locals staff will soon be dedicated to making sure Crowder is happy and his platforms are running well. Nick will be an afterthought in comparison, to be dealt with after all of Crowder's issues are dealt with.

And with good reason, too, since Rumble's success will probably depend on its ability to bring in mega-creators like Crowder.

Poor Proboscis might have to... *gasp*... WORK!

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Can anyone archive Elissa's videos? Also Null got mentioned.

tl;dr MN OLPR I sent my resposne to you four times, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS AN EMAIL!!!! REEEE I have to MAIL this fucking this how DARE you make me do this?! FUCK YOU, I'LL CALL DAVID A CUNT CAUSE ITS MY 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT!

Nick, yes it's your first amendment right. But pissing off the person who decides if you gets sanctioned is a bold move cotton.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Can anyone archive Elissa's videos? Also Null got mentioned.

tl;dr MN OLPR I sent my resposne to you four times, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS AN EMAIL!!!! REEEE I have to MAIL this fucking this how DARE you make me do this?! FUCK YOU, I'LL CALL DAVID A CUNT CAUSE ITS MY 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT!

Nick, pissing off the person who decides if you gets sanctioned is a bold move cotton.

Check this thread on the Farms:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/

Give a man and fish... and all that lot...

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Check this thread on the Farms:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archival-tools.6561/

Give a man and fish... and all that lot...

I would if I could (Traveling sucks). If the weather gets better I might get a shot.

 

[feral cat #6385]

He definitely shouldn’t start streaming with a blow up sex doll as his cohost that definitely wouldn’t be hilarious

Definitely not a MALE blow up doll.

Coomalot might actually have been worse for his image as a dumb hedonistic sex fiend than a blow up doll.

The two of them need to just bang.

please shut up, the guff you keep vomiting is completely off topic.

Really man. Could you guys please go someplace else to go talk about god. Most of us want to laugh at cows not have spiritual discussions and shit.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

There's also been a real change even in the kind of facial expressions he makes, like this here:
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I'm not sure what even to call that. It's somehow smug and blank at the same time and his eyes look glassy.

His tone also always seems angry and belligerent, not in the being mad to entertain himself and the audience way, but more Ethan Ralphian. Between that and his apparent inability to maintain a train of thought and choices that suggest impaired executive functioning, I really think he's pickled his brain.

Also not sure how often he's doing molly and other substances. There are plenty of weekend warriors who do that with not much harm, but if he's mixing weird shit with alcohol on a regular basis, that has a multiplicatively bad effect.

Never mind eyes looking glassy, one of them is half shut and the other one isn't. hic.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Can anyone archive Elissa's videos? Also Null got mentioned.

tl;dr MN OLPR I sent my resposne to you four times, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS AN EMAIL!!!! REEEE I have to MAIL this fucking this how DARE you make me do this?! FUCK YOU, I'LL CALL DAVID A CUNT CAUSE ITS MY 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT!

Nick, yes it's your first amendment right. But pissing off the person who decides if you gets sanctioned is a bold move cotton.

Got you covered.

Why Null Won't Go Hard

We're All Journalists

Ethics Complaint Update

 

[RotPockets]

Can anyone archive Elissa's videos? Also Null got mentioned.

tl;dr MN OLPR I sent my resposne to you four times, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MISS AN EMAIL!!!! REEEE I have to MAIL this fucking this how DARE you make me do this?! FUCK YOU, I'LL CALL DAVID A CUNT CAUSE ITS MY 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT!

Nick, yes it's your first amendment right. But pissing off the person who decides if you gets sanctioned is a bold move cotton.

@Null is quite the popular topic lately.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is it me, his lighting, or just reality? His face is getting redder and redder, he's so off the rails now. This move to that whatever low effort "web 3.0" grift platform has been a disaster for him. He's evidently no longer enjoying making content and that's never a good thing. That rant about his wife's strip mall glamour shot is both embarassing and tryhard. If he's truly still in love with his wife, it will show. A rant that's more than 3 minutes long just makes me think it's the opposite.

 

[Puppet clogged brain]

He’s doing that, repeating the same thing every few minutes thing, druggies do. He’s got to be doing more hard drugs, more often. I can’t believe how fast he’s going downhill but it’s kinda impressive in a fucked up way.

 

[Octavia]

Null is quite the popular topic lately.

I don't understand the point of this video at all. It's just some 800 subscriber andy shouting his completely misinformed take into the void.
Bit weird he seems to make his channel about "Indie books" but is mad enough about some weird perceived slight to make videos like this completely irrelevant to that topic.
I don't even understand what he's mad about, he can read the Rekieta thread without having Josh spoonfeed content to it.

 

[Swole McPole]

I don't understand the point of this video at all. It's just some 800 subscriber andy shouting his completely misinformed take into the void.
Bit weird he seems to make his channel about "Indie books" but is mad enough about some weird perceived slight to make videos like this completely irrelevant to that topic.
I don't even understand what he's mad about, he can read the Rekieta thread without having Josh spoonfeed content to it.

Most retarded take I've seen in a long time. Kiwifarms should be shut down because it does things, oh and BTW, Null is a cuck because he isn't doing ENOUGH of those things I want it shut down for to Nick Rekieta.

Somebody definitely went to school on the short bus.