🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

[ddlloo]

What exactly is Ralph running away from legally?

The consequences of his actions. (He keeps breaking court orders not to talk about the vickers family)

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

What exactly is Ralph running away from legally?

Allow me to check my notes.

 

[Um...]

Damn, I knew he must have gained weight since getting back from his trip, watching his bloated face getting bigger on his streams and him shoveling junk food and beer into his gaping mouth constantly

but this is ridiculous, lol. He’s now into massively morbid obesity territory, in just a month. Giant belly, back fat and all, like a bowling ball with two stick legs and tiny (comparatively) t rex arms.

Manduh you really snared yourself a prize specimen there, girl.

 

[HackerX]

I had a feeling this would be the case once we got updated Gunt footage.

That's what living in Mexico with a xanax prescription has done to him. He takes so much xanax, he's unable to keep track of how much he's eating cause he's constantly blacking out. Mexican food can be quite fattening, especially when you live a sedentary lifestyle like the Ralphamale.

It's one of those scenarios that everyone outside of Ralph or a Ralph sycophant thinka "This seems like a REALLY bad idea for a million reasons and it's not even funny". That's not an alog/blood enemy take. That's a human sympathy take.

Then Ralph does. At least it's him because it would be just completely sad instead of sad and funny.

 

[Vect]

I'm just amazed that you can have a career literally begging and bullying people online for donations so you can drink yourself into a fog and eat out at a beach restaurant while mumbling on for hours about psychotic bullshit. Live-in gimps have more dignity that these 'fans' of his.

I've got to admit, I know what everyone thinks of May, but I almost respect her for seeming to genuinely care about the baby, even as her husband abuses them as an emotional vector for every single one of his failings. She's attentive, cleans up after Rozy promptly and has obviously done what she can with whatever's left of the Gunt Drunk Fund. You see what happens to children that grow up hidden in those suburban crack dens where they're beaten and left to stew in their own shit and I would just say, it could be a lot worse. It's probably a blessing that there's a camera aimed at the top half of Ralph's head during the hours that he's conscious.

 

[Pentamidine]

but I almost respect her for seeming to genuinely care about the baby

I'm respecting her for her tard wrangling of Ralph. She has been taking charge, talking back, and seemingly actually making him drink less. I don't WANT her to do this because I don't want Ralph to turn his life around, because that is way less funny, but I do respect her for being the man of the house.

 

[LadiosSopp]

Damn, I knew he must have gained weight since getting back from his trip, watching his bloated face getting bigger on his streams and him shoveling junk food and beer into his gaping mouth constantly
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but this is ridiculous, lol. He’s now into massively morbid obesity territory, in just a month. Giant belly, back fat and all, like a bowling ball with two stick legs and tiny (comparatively) t rex arms.

Manduh you really snared yourself a prize specimen there, girl.

No wonder he sounds winded after every sentence he says. He looks like a fucking caricature lmao.

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

I wish gunt does more dine out stream, It's way funnier to watch him babbling around incoherently than playing nigger music in silence.

 

[deeman]

Benzo doesn't get you seizures, right? Never heard about that, it's more of a opioid thing wich i wouldnt hold against him using aswell.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

"hey babe I had a great idea. Let's do a romantic, beachside dinner date. Just you, me, my phone, and 80 retards in a chat room who I will pay attention to 95% of the time."

 

[Um...]

No wonder he sounds winded after every sentence he says. He looks like a fucking caricature lmao.

The other day he was breathing hard after the exertion of… yelling at meigh.

 

[Apis Mellifica]

Damn, I knew he must have gained weight since getting back from his trip, watching his bloated face getting bigger on his streams and him shoveling junk food and beer into his gaping mouth constantly
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but this is ridiculous, lol. He’s now into massively morbid obesity territory, in just a month. Giant belly, back fat and all, like a bowling ball with two stick legs and tiny (comparatively) t rex arms.

Manduh you really snared yourself a prize specimen there, girl.

With a body like that it's obvious he can't dress himself. Does Pantsoo dress him and Groaty Rozy together in the morning?

 

[Preacher ✝]

"hey babe I had a great idea. Let's do a romantic, beachside dinner date. Just you, me, my phone, and 80 retards in a chat room who I will pay attention to 95% of the time."

You forgot a crying infant that she has to take care of without help, and Rozy.

 

[Fornicario]

Benzo doesn't get you seizures, right? Never heard about that, it's more of a opioid thing wich i wouldnt hold against him using aswell.

Oh yes. Withdrawing from benzos, especially with Ralph's habit, will give you seizures.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No wonder he sounds winded after every sentence he says. He looks like a fucking caricature lmao.

He really does look like a head peering over a giant grape. How does a torso become perfectly fucking spherical.

Ralph/Slaton crossover when? I heard Amy is newly single. TLC needs a storyline but Ralph might be too tragic even for them.

 

[Polyboros2]

God that ice cream wake up scene is so fucking telling. Even though you just see Meigh's hand, the body language is dark. She's not waking up her husband to give him a treat. Look closely at how she pokes him with the spoon, she's checking to see if he's dead, she afraid she could be touching a corpse and is probing him with that spoon as a way to distance herself from possibly doing so. When/If Ralph does die on air(I think there is just as good a chance he dies plowing the Nissan into something as he doesn't wake up one day) I hope we see him callous psycho Meigh and she just leaves him to rot on stream and walks out with Rozy.

I almost respect her for seeming to genuinely care about the baby,

Don't, there are non-zero chan cc e she's just investing time until Rozy is the age she's attracted too, before starting the abuse.

 

[HackerX]

Oh yes. Withdrawing from benzos, especially with Ralph's habit, will give you seizures.

Yeah. Cosmic fate deemed it necessary that Ralph developed a severe addiction to one of the few drugs with insane risks with abuse and withdrawal.

Imagine knowing about Jordan Peterson and his Russian adventures and having the take "haha wow, maybe I should also become physically dependent on benzos too".

That's what Ralph did, except he took it a bit further. "I'm going to abdicate the country my Ronnie gave me for cheaper Xanax."

Ethan was always a retard going downhill, but the last few months have been completely mind-blowing for a variety of reasons.

Null corn-cursed this man to death and meme magic means we're all culpable. There is no other way to explain Ralph's actions since 2023 began.

 

[Pastikka]

Damn, I knew he must have gained weight since getting back from his trip, watching his bloated face getting bigger on his streams and him shoveling junk food and beer into his gaping mouth constantly
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but this is ridiculous, lol. He’s now into massively morbid obesity territory, in just a month. Giant belly, back fat and all, like a bowling ball with two stick legs and tiny (comparatively) t rex arms.

Manduh you really snared yourself a prize specimen there, girl.

He's morphing into Bullet Bill from Mario.

 

[Fornicario]

Well, Ralph is certainly not going to die like Ronnie. He's going to burst in his gaming chair before he melts.

 

[LadiosSopp]

God that ice cream wake up scene is so fucking telling. Even though you just see Meigh's hand, the body language is dark. She's not waking up her husband to give him a treat. Look closely at how she pokes him with the spoon, she's checking to see if he's dead, she afraid she could be touching a corpse and is probing him with that spoon as a way to distance herself from possibly doing so. When/If Ralph does die on air(I think there is just as good a chance he dies plowing the Nissan into something as he doesn't wake up one day) I hope we see him callous psycho Meigh and she just leaves him to rot on stream and walks out with Rozy.

There's also the fact that Ralph is a very very easily agitated person when under the influence and woken up from being passed out. That's how he caught his felony charge - drunken passed out Ralph in Vegas was woken by a policewoman and he went right to swinging.

Meigh is aware of this and that's why she's overly cautious and gentle when poking and prodding him to wake him up/make sure he's still alive. She also doesn't want to be on the receiving end of Ralph's inebriated fisticuffs from being suddenly awoken.