You retard, the bank doesn’t want more customers. It wants more cash. Hence the requirements for direct deposit and $15,000.
there is a big issue with that... most crypto marketplaces are fucked because of another bank shutting down, but nobody talks about it. Silvergate going out of business in a somewhat orderly fashion will impact the crypto market alot more than some dipshit hipsterbank in CA going belly up.
Honestly, the entire business plan of most tech startups is to get bought by Google anyway. I'm not sure how much this changes the situation.
Yeah, I'm willing to be the first generation to not kick the can down the road and navigate everything that entails for a healthier, brighter, less ridiculous future.
Yes, but at some point, what they want must yield to what they can afford.
I'm already looking up daily withdrawal limits and what kind of fireproof safe i can stick in the basement.
With luck, a lot of the Web 2.0 and 3.0 bullshit will die a quick death and fade into obscurity. There's plenty of good underlying technology to emerge from it, especially in virtualization and containerization (not so much in orchestration -- Kubernetes is dog shit and I remain convinced Google open-sourced that piece of shit deliberately to ensure its competition in "cloud computing" would be running at a distinct disadvantage), and enough of it is open-sourced that it should survive the impending gut-punch in silicon valley. We also got lucky that ARM-based systems started making major inroads and gaining acceptance in the past few years; it's got enough momentum now that we'll benefit from "modest performance for minimal power consumption" development techniques that have emerged from it.
Yeah. Over the past few months I'd socked away about $3k into a handful of dividend-seeking ETFs, making sure to select them based on *not* having a Blackrock social credit score and being focused on "evil" markets like oil, mining, weapons, etc. It's paid $20 in dividends, and although the value of the shares themselves has dropped about $100 in the past week, that's peanuts compared to losses all the woke funds are eating right now. And the difference is in a couple months these ETFs will likely recover (and keep paying dividends -- oil don't stop for nothin') while the woke funds are going to absolutely tank. Just look at that "60% of solar funds tied up in SBV" coverage. ETFs tracking that shit are fucked.
Nigger go play the semantics game elsewhere. People who have 15000 to throw around aren't putting it in an account for a measly 200 dollars. They tie that up in better investment vehicles with better return, like me.
"I'll let my investors know that I'll keep trying my best and I'll need them to cover my ass, and then I'll go get high."
Oh trust me we're on the same page with that, you just know the usual suspects will be screaming for taxpayer money if this does blow up and that our vaunted government(s) will happily oblige.
There will be, it's question of to what degree. First Republic in particular since there's already plenty of anecdotal evidence of bank runs in certain branches.
A bailout was out of the question once the FDIC took over. There's nothing to bail when all of the assets are already being put up for auction.
And naturally, a person IN finance who doesn't know at the drop of a hat who is their "a team" or how much money they need, minimum, to operate for 3 months (and does shrooms on the side) is completely above and beyond the "human stupidity" causing the current crisis that "didn't need to happen" and totally free to blame everyone else with a clear conscious.
It is pretty funny. My accounts that are big enough are brokerage so they're SIPC. I happen to know I'm only fully covered by them because I have two accounts of different 'types', each below the limit. But I worked in the financial industry for a while.
I cannot believe she posted about doing shrooms on LinkedIn. It’s so retarded that I had to read it several times to parse what she meant because surely - surely! - it’s not that?
Lol. Bitcoin isn’t going to save you buddy.
