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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
@Temperance XIV

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"Blindly reporting someone who has set out for revenge and has self-reported personality disorders might not be the best idea"

You mean like blindly reporting a trannies account of a nighttime siege that TRULY AND HONESTLY HAPPENED? Trannies with self-reported disorders out the yin-yang?
 
It causes respiratory depression. Long-term users get that raspy, croaky voice because of it.
Plus you can't lethally overdose on weed like you can on opioids.

Unless the drugs they're seeking are synthetic hormones, breast implants, and amholeification. Then the customer is always right.

TERF Queen Alyssa has the new high score. Step your game, J.K. Rowling.
I was always wondering what caused that creeky smack voice.
Interestingly enough, smackwomb babies have it too.
They have a very particular, high pitched squawk type cry, and obv they cry a lot, due to being so uncomfortable when they are born into withdrawals. It’s one of the signs, if the mother has done a better job of hiding her habit and they don’t already know.
Perhaps the vocal area is underdeveloped ?

Honestly I’m surprised we haven’t seen a sinificant opiate arc in the Kevin Gibes Extended Universe


O dear, Paul on Twitter.
Doubting people with self admitted personality disorders, is not a standard you want to set if defending los Trancheros is your game.
 
Lol trying so hard to dunk on them by mentioning he has a pirated episode. Yeah dude, I'm sure that dollar from not subbing to their pateron is going to financially and emotionally destroy them.
It’s a desperate attempt to be seen as not financially supporting the TERFs. It’s like those “closed course donut attempt” disclaimers.
 
How about chronic constipation that at times results in you going to shit like 3 times/month? You know what that does to your bowels? I do, cause I see them on Xrays lmao.
Now, add to that endless supply, so you don't get the diarrhea when you're off the opiate.
Add to this the unrealistic expectations that your gear will be clean and sterile, and your high will always be moderate enough that you're not gonna mess up your IVs.
Because you WILL mainline, as it's the only path that gives you the desired rush, and as tolerance increases (and it will increase tremendously with endless supply), you will want it delivered directly in the bloodstream.
How about damaging your veins from repeated, multiple injections each day? You'll run out of veins in the arms in merely a year. You'll get to legs, neck, and you'll be out of everything soon enough.
How about the damage to your mental health? You'll be lacking emotions and living in an eternal cocoon of numbness. Those around you will perceive you as a vegetable.
You will neglect sports and healthy food. Your body will be in disarray. You will suffer from renal and hepatic impairment in time. Your muscles will atrophy. Your pupils will forever be pinpoints of miosis. You will be itching almost all the time, and won't be able to urinate for many hours.


I will say this.. I had a habit on and off for like 10 years, im an outlier but Ive never shot anything. To me, the juice aint worth the squeeze. oddly enough i may have quit because of this tranq cylazine bullshit the papis put into their dope thats leaked into my hometown as well, but not before i got this persistent ulcer on my foot. im just lucky to be alive tbh
 
They cited a tweet from the official Tranch twitter account and brought up the "WP:PRIMARY" rule that allows it. Who knows if it will actually be effective though.
It's not really technically correct to say they were "evicted." There were no eviction proceedings I'm aware of. They were just told to get out.
If Robert Evans had any journalistic integrity, he would write an update piece on the Tranch. Or at least he should address the issue in some way... but no, he hasn't done anything like this.
Someone called him out on it, but he ignored it:
You expect integrity from a guy who claims to be the only Robert Evans? There is only one Robert Evans and it isn't this miserable troon-gash-licking piece of shit.
 

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I will say this.. I had a habit on and off for like 10 years, im an outlier but Ive never shot anything. To me, the juice aint worth the squeeze. oddly enough i may have quit because of this tranq cylazine bullshit the papis put into their dope thats leaked into my hometown as well, but not before i got this persistent ulcer on my foot. im just lucky to be alive tbh
Dangerous stuff, the xylazine mix. Misguided from the dealers to mix it in, as it will destroy their users, which would otherwise last far longer on relatively clean opiates.
Congrats on quitting, most people don't understand how hard it is, and how it leaves you lifeless and unable to enjoy things until you find new hobbies.
Mocking trannies online is a pretty good hobby though, so you're in the right place!
 
Another lil screenshot from the Paul L and TracingWoodgrains twitter spat that made me lol: Screenshot_20230312-110954_Twitter.jpg
Didn't the Tranch mention their need for money directly at times? They always had a gofundme going, I thought them being on the "brink of financial collapse" was a known thing?
(Also lol at the use of "patiently" instead of "patently")
 
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[...]He's a huge douchebag [...]
Full picture from his twitter profile, taken from here: https://coolzonemedia.fandom.com/wiki/Robert_Evans Archive
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Image Description: A drowned rat larps as John Brown through heavy sepia filter.

Also on fan page:
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How much does he talk about his machete if it's the only personal detail his fans put in his bio?


Edit: I'm now no longer sure if the picture is actually him in a meth/anna phase, or if that's some rando he picked as an avatar, or which is funnier. What is up with the paperclip?
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Barefoot in tacticool, what are you doing boy?
 
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I was always wondering what caused that creeky smack voice.
It's also one of the main causes of death during an opioid overdose. Your respiration decreases till you just stop breathing.
Ketamine actually doesn't cause respiratory depression which is it why it's sometimes used as a battlefield anesthetic.
So yeah, while I agree that weed is not harmless and people use it way too casually, I don't think that opioids are less physically damaging. I also think that both weed and opioids can be used safely and should be kept far-away from people with untreated mental illness, like our dear Trancherinos.
It's not really technically correct to say they were "evicted." There were no eviction proceedings I'm aware of. They were just told to get out.
Penny: I'm a woman because I say so
Property Owner: You're evicted because I say so
 
Didn't the Tranch mention their need for money directly at times? They always had a gofundme going, I thought them being on the "brink of financial collapse" was a known thing?
As I recall, there was always some new Tranch crisis or appeal or 'mutual aid' request, but Trans Twitter is nothing but GoFundMes back and forth.
 
I'm still in absolutely aww of this part.

One side makes it seem Bonnie may have done it on purpose to fuck with Penny.

The other side implies it was just a ND from a dude who was sitting on the john.

Either take is beyond me, because it means Bonnie was literally playing around with his gun in the background. There is no way to tell this story without coming off as insane and ridiculous.
All the Tranchers were constantly fumbling around negligently with their guns. Here's Penis in his bedroom:

Can you guys take the sperging to how unblessed by white god or whatever Jesse Singal is to another thread?
Jesse Singal has a big nose and I would not have sex with him.
 
Full picture from his twitter profile, taken from here: https://coolzonemedia.fandom.com/wiki/Robert_Evans Archive
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How much does he talk about his machete if it's the only personal detail his fans put in his bio?


Edit: I'm now no longer sure if the picture is actually him in a meth/anna phase, or if that's some rando he picked as an avatar, or which is funnier. What is up with the paperclip?
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Robert Evans is heavily involved with the violent far-left and their "direct actions." He was a fixture in Portland during the 2020 siege of various government buildings there. I saw him on livestreams chanting ACAB, inciting violence and averting cameras from far-left actors. He famously tweeted this when rioters torched part of the local cop union hall:

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Don't ask him what happened to Portland's murder rate post-2020, or which communities wound up most affected...

All this is omitted from his fawning Wikipedia page, naturally:


His Antifawatch page is more descriptive:


This weasel shows up whenever far-left psychos need press cover. He's a lying faux-journalist with a moral superiority complex who enables violent psychos and their friends in media. Surprised he doesn't already have a thread.
 
Another lil screenshot from the Paul L and TrancingWoodgrains twitter spat that made me lol:
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Didn't the Tranch mention their need for money directly at times? They always had a gofundme going, I thought them being on the "brink of financial collapse" was a known thing?
(Also lol at the use of "patiently" instead of "patently")
LOL. Not only that, but Paul thinks he knows more about the Tranch's finances than Bonnie. :story: Then again, he is a """former""" fed... 🤔
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Some more snippets of the arguments between TracingWoodgrains and Paul Liistro + Robert Evans:
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LOL at Paul talking about his "own lived experience". As I mentioned previously, Paul only showed up at the Tranch ~2 weeks after the "siege". And the only person who witnessed "fascists" trying to sneak onto the Tranch was the Aldo guy. He's the lone source.
James Stout (another crazy anarchist journo) jumped in for that last screencap. IIRC, he's the guy who actually conducted the interview of the Tranchers for the four-part special on the It Could Happen Here podcast.

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Your concept of the ranch collapsing is based in weaponized unreality.
Your assertion that TUR has been on the brink of financial collapse is patiently false and demonstrates your lack of understanding.
:story: And he also tries to claim that the Tranch was a desert wasteland BEFORE the Tranchers overgrazed it with their 200-300 animals. :lol:
 
Dangerous stuff, the xylazine mix. Misguided from the dealers to mix it in, as it will destroy their users, which would otherwise last far longer on relatively clean opiates.
Congrats on quitting, most people don't understand how hard it is, and how it leaves you lifeless and unable to enjoy things until you find new hobbies.
Mocking trannies online is a pretty good hobby though, so you're in the right place!


yeah thing is i dont even hate them cause theyre trans i hate them cause they want to crack down on the last website that feels like 2000 internet. and thanks, the thing was the high wasnt even good. i miss the old oxy contins i used to get SO much play while on them, cause i didnt give a fuck and even though im a little funny looking and underweight i had enough charisma to power through. now to get off this suboxone shite, im only on 4 mg daily though so thats minimal. i work out just got a job where im like supervisor for spedsters which is oddly enough not that hard so far.
 
Congrats on quitting, most people don't understand how hard it is, and how it leaves you lifeless and unable to enjoy things until you find new hobbies.
Also until your neurotransmitters and more importantly your neurotransmitter receptors return at least to semi-normal (they don't ever really return fully to normal).
 
James Stout (another crazy anarchist journo) jumped in for that last screencap. IIRC, he's the guy who actually conducted the interview of the Tranchers for the four-part special on the It Could Happen Here podcast.
"Some of us actually went to the ranch."

And? Its not like... yknow... the troons can make things look better than they usually are for when they know journos come. People actually living there have said that its heinous, though.
 
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