Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

[SentinentCloud]

Not very fun fact about Alice Walker. Her daughter is a fucking trainwreck who is pro-troon, pro-prostitution, pro-porn, pro-queer. Basically just like the antifa dudes are trying to make up for daddy issues, she''s trying hard to make up for mommy issues.

Thats the big irony. TERFs hate troons, but since the ideological beliefs they operate under are also deranged, raising kids under them will end up tranforming the little ones into troons and equal types of degenerates

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

TERFs hate troons, but since the ideological beliefs they operate under are also deranged, raising kids under them will end up tranforming the little ones into troons and equal types of degenerates

This shit will literally disappear within the next 150-200 years. Troons obviously don't have biological offspring, so the only way for them to propagate is to adopt or groom kids. Feminists on the other hand are shitlibs with the literal 1.3 birth rate, well below the 2.1 necessary for replacement. These fuckers will be outbred by le incelchuds, unironically.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I remember all of this happening between 2005-2007.

From the vantage point of 2023, a lot of people forget that (mostly) faithful adaptations of franchises wasn't always the norm. Back in the mid-2000s corporations had not figured out the monetary benefits of keeping nerds and fandoms happy. It was an actual risk back then that the Harry Potter movies could have been adapted by people who decided to reimagine the books as set in America.

 

[Reimu Hakurei]

Not very fun fact about Alice Walker. Her daughter is a fucking trainwreck who is pro-troon, pro-prostitution, pro-porn, pro-queer. Basically just like the antifa dudes are trying to make up for daddy issues, she''s trying hard to make up for mommy issues.

My favorite Alice Walker short story is Everyday Use, which is about a black woman discovering her daughter has become one of those obnoxious "we wuz kingz" social activists who discard their own family and heritage for progressive social credit. Sad to hear she predicted her own future.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Fun fact: Star Wars is, in many ways, a consolation prize for Disney. The property they really wanted was Harry Potter. They offered Jo a lot of money for theme park rights, but she turned them down. Why? Because, if she had sold the property to them, they would have had the right to put Disney characters in Hogwarts uniforms. She wasn’t having that — she actually refused them and, instead, approved the sale of the property to Universal, where they were smart enough not to fuck with her characters.

Years later, Universal continues to make bank off of the property while Disney is lowering the price on their $5000 two-day fake Star Wars cruise.

Jo will never relinquish the rights while she’s alive and, given the fact her sister is a lawyer, it’s unlikely they’ll be relinquished once she’s dead. Cry more, trannies.

Disney shits themselves with rage every night for not cashing in on the Harry Potter hype (partly to appease the Evangelicals and keep up appearances). They tried to catch the bag they fumbled two decades too late with The Owl House. Surprise: That didn't work. I heard they're making a Percy Jackson (Harry Potter's shitty American cousin) series, a franchise that already has a couple blackmarks on it because of the movies. Disney BTFO

her sister is a lawyer

The Rowling Dynasty is untouchable and troons should quit before they embarrass themselves even more.

 

[TVB]

Disney shits themselves with rage every night for not cashing in on the Harry Potter hype (partly to appease the Evangelicals and keep up appearances). They tried to catch the bag they fumbled two decades too late with The Owl House. Surprise: That didn't work. I heard they're making a Percy Jackson (Harry Potter's shitty American cousin) series, a franchise that already has a couple blackmarks on it because of the movies. Disney BTFO

The Rowling Dynasty is untouchable and troons should quit before they embarrass themselves even more.

Plus Dana Terrance (the show creator) is a complete cunt

 

[ASeabear8952]

Saberspark of all people is the latest victim of RDS (though his is by far the least severe).

 

[TVB]

Saberspark of all people is the latest victim of RDS (though his is by far the least severe).

And thank christ I unsubbed from him since late-2019. I should've unsub from him way earlier than that

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

So, as mentioned before I'm re-reading the books and I found something you may enjoy... Spoilers for a 20-years-old book.
There is a scene in which during a class students need to face a creature that takes form of what they fear the most. They need to counter the creature by imagining that thing they are afraid of but with details that make it laughable and casting riddikulus spell.
One of the students is very afraid of professor Snape so the creature takes form of professor Snape. The student casts riddikulus and Snape turns into Snape in drag. Everybody laugh at him. After few more feeble attempts to be scary the creature dies of embarrassment.
It was there from the beginning, we were blind, my friends.

 

[Hog]

So, as mentioned before I'm re-reading the books and I found something you may enjoy... Spoilers for a 20-years-old book.
There is a scene in which during a class students need to face a creature that takes form of what they fear the most. They need to counter the creature by imagining that thing they are afraid of but with details that make it laughable and casting riddikulus spell.
One of the students is very afraid of professor Snape so the creature takes form of professor Snape. The student casts riddikulus and Snape turns into Snape in drag. Everybody laugh at him. After few more feeble attempts to be scary the creature dies of embarrassment.
It was there from the beginning, we were blind, my friends.

It's in the movie too. I think the troons have tried to bring it up before but no one cared.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

So, as mentioned before I'm re-reading the books and I found something you may enjoy... Spoilers for a 20-years-old book.
There is a scene in which during a class students need to face a creature that takes form of what they fear the most. They need to counter the creature by imagining that thing they are afraid of but with details that make it laughable and casting riddikulus spell.
One of the students is very afraid of professor Snape so the creature takes form of professor Snape. The student casts riddikulus and Snape turns into Snape in drag. Everybody laugh at him. After few more feeble attempts to be scary the creature dies of embarrassment.
It was there from the beginning, we were blind, my friends.

Continued spoilers for a 20 year old book.
The outfit was that typically worn by Neville's grandmother. So it was less a case of forcing a teacher he feared into drag to mock him but more stuffing Snape who he was scared of into the attire of his grandmother who he also had a reasonable degree of fear of. However combining one with the other was, as the other poster kindly demonstrated, hilarious.
It'd be like dropping Freddy Kruger into the attire of Pennywise from It. While on paper both are scary combining one with the other is a comical result rather than a terrifying one.

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

It was there from the beginning, we were blind, my friends.

My favorite, which I think was mentioned earlier:

Spoiler: Spoiler for a 25 year old book

Having a massive, ugly troll assaulting children in the girls bathroom

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

My favorite, which I think was mentioned earlier:

Spoiler: Spoiler for a 25 year old book

Having a massive, ugly troll assaulting children in the girls bathroom

I audibly lmfao‘d irl.

Reading through older threads in this subforum, it’s amazing to see how liberal even the average kiwi was back then. It’s not uncommon to find posts from before 2019 where the posters actually use the preferred pronouns when talking about various trannies. The pervert menace really overplayed their hand.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

It’s not uncommon to find posts from before 2019 where the posters actually use the preferred pronouns when talking about various trannies. The pervert menace really overplayed their hand.

I didn't care (my stance was: do whatever makes you happy and don't involve me) until Keffals and Dong-Gone's campaign against us happened last year. Now my stance is: you will not dictate what I'm allowed to enjoy, you sick eunuchs.

 

[teriyakiburns]

It’s not uncommon to find posts from before 2019 where the posters actually use the preferred pronouns when talking about various trannies.

Still happens a lot. I don't personally understand it, but people gotta people.

 

[AnOminous]

Still happens a lot. I don't personally understand it, but people gotta people.

We've more or less had a rule against sperging about pronouns since I can remember. It just derails threads. I roll my eyes and move on. There are even a couple I won't deliberately "misgender," along with ones like John Walker Flynt who I will never not misgender, but not worth a fight.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Speaking of re-reading the books, I was checking UK Amazon's charts and all 7 books make up the top of the most read books, going back forever (based on Kindle and Audible). Note that they are included in the ebook subscription, Kindle Unlimited. (They also all have nearly 5 stars ratings.) This just shows again how insane the whole HL boycott is/was, because all the normies are still clearly reading the books.

 

[Ammyterasu]

It's been almost 20 years since I last read the books (I stopped at 4 or 5) and I don't remember this tidbit but lmao I want to believe:

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

It's been almost 20 years since I last read the books (I stopped at 4 or 5) and I don't remember this tidbit but lmao I want to believe:
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Yes, it happened in Order of the Phoenix:

 

[Whetfahrt Cheesebörger]

It's been almost 20 years since I last read the books (I stopped at 4 or 5) and I don't remember this tidbit but lmao I want to believe:
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This is also reflected in Hogwarts Legacy. The most unique one being Ravenclaw where there's a duo of enchanted knight's armour blocking off the girl's dorm stairwell with spears.

Edited because I'm stupid and forgot that girls are allowed to mingle with the boys.