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Fuck.

That one genuinely looks like a guy I know who was so universally rejected by women that he went to Thailand in order to buy a wife.

That is not a look anyone should want.


Dear lord. That's....the Innsmouth Look would be more kind to them.
Still smell like fish, but...at least there'd be a reason beyond atrocious hygene.

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Sorry! I think I agree, but what is the “Innsmouth Look”?

Is that a polite term for Thai wife buyers?

It's a reference to a HP Lovecraft story. Residents of a small Massachusetts town turn out to have been breeding with horrible eldritch entity worshipping fish people.
Causes baldness and weird features, an eventual call to the sea to go and return to their horrible fish ancestors.
Ironically enough, for one of HP Lovecraft's most "MIXING RACES IS BAD!" stories and ones folks trot out when describing his unrepentant racism...the running theory is that HP Lovecraft's discovery that he had Welsh ancestry triggered his anglophilia and it was a reaction to that, not as thought by the woke, a reference to interbreeding with Blacks or Asians.
 
Sorry! I think I agree, but what is the “Innsmouth Look”?

Is that a polite term for Thai wife buyers?

The "Innsmouth Look" is basically balding, bug eyed, greasy, uncanny valley shit, sort of like this
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The Mayor of Innsmouth taking the 3rd Oath of Dagon.


>The characteristic features of Chicago's Mayor Innsmouth's townspeople are:

great affinity for water and swimming;
bulging, unblinking, watery eyes;
acute alopecia;
resonating, gurgling voices;
shrivelled necks with strange lines (becoming gills in the end);
wide mouths with thick lips;
flat noses;
tiny ears and;
squamous grayish skin
Most people might think these traits are some sort of congenital hereditary trait, but they are actually the symptoms of a very slow metamorphosis. As descendants of both Humans and Deep Ones, the people of Innsmouth undergo a very slow transfomation that might take most of a human lifespan to complete.
 
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The "Innsmouth Look" is basically balding, bug eyed, greasy, uncanny valley shit, sort of like this
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>The characteristic features of Innsmouth's townspeople are:

great affinity for water and swimming;
bulging, unblinking, watery eyes;
acute alopecia;
resonating, gurgling voices;
shrivelled necks with strange lines (becoming gills in the end);
wide mouths with thick lips;
flat noses;
tiny ears and;
squamous grayish skin
Most people might think these traits are some sort of congenital hereditary trait, but they are actually the symptoms of a very slow metamorphosis. As descendants of both Humans and Deep Ones, the people of Innsmouth undergo a very slow transfomation that might take most of a human lifespan to complete.
You know, it would make a lot of sense if Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago isn’t incompetent on purpose, but is merely pretending to be, in order to sacrifice niggers to the elder gods on an industrial scale.
 
And here, we have "The Creation of Pooner".
Who will, even if they get there? Never be a man.
I realized this one is perfect for the OP but I didn't get the chance at the time, and then it slipped my mind, but in reviewing the thread I remembered it and it fits in the OP perfectly, hope you don't mind.
 
On the topic of pooner stench, why the hell is this so common? Evey pooner I've had the displeasure of meeting in real life (a number that has been increasing in recent years, sadly) had this stink wafting off them. It was always either a sickly sweet/rotten at the same time kind of smell or fishy, like the comic describes. Is it the testosterone fucking with their endocrine systems causing their hormones, and presumably pheromones and the like to go mad? Is it that they are all slobs and don't fucking wash? Do they get sweaty from the T and just don't realize that their normal woman deodorant won't cut it when it comes to male (or male-like) BO, and they try and mask it with the usual feminine perfumey products, resulting in a horrible mix of sweet scents and BO? Is it the stench of decay wafting from their slowly atrophying vagina?

They all just fucking reek.
I noticed this off of trannies I met and yes, definitely, poor body hygiene combined with a fucked up concoction of pheromones is the fault of it.


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Resisting arrest in gender affirming fashion, so valid.
Haha little pooner tries to slap an old man.

If you gave me this out of context, it'd look like a grown ass man is assaulting a hysteric 15 year old boy.

This is just... sad.

Balding is a negative effect of fucked up steroids and these people embrace it as 'being male'.
 
EDIT: Forgot about this one, probably the most depressing of them all:

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Top surgery? Is this pooner even 18?!
The only surgery they should have had on their top half was to correct whatever's up with their weird twisted spine.

Because I refuse to believe someone would voluntarily take photos in these poses/postures if they could help it.
 
Is this a pooner?

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I have more of her is so. But she's pretty boring. Self harm scars on thighs, lots of tit pics an onlyfans and seems to spend all her time on twitter

Hmm… Seems too attractive to be a pooner. Looks like a run of the mill attentionwhore.

But I’d need to see some titty pics to be 100% sure, so please post those.
 
Is she Jewish?

She def. has them trauma eyes.

Fucking LOL at the “I’m a fem boy!” bit. Yeah, sure you are!

Here’s my guess: Sexual abuse/trauma survivor who figured out how to sell her body pretty early on. Chases love and acceptance by giving away sex. “Identifies” as a “femboy” because of trauma and disgust with herself. Probably a lesbian.

Anyone else?
 
About the only thing I can definitively clock them as right now is an attentionwhore.
Which doesn't settle the gender confusion issue but...by their claim to be FTM...if you're using Pooner as a catch all, then yeah.

Though they don't fit the memetic/classic Pooner setup.
Which makes sense why they seem to be getting called out in the queer spaces they're trying to barge into.
 
Is she Jewish?

She def. has them trauma eyes.

Fucking LOL at the “I’m a fem boy!” bit. Yeah, sure you are!

Here’s my guess: Sexual abuse/trauma survivor who figured out how to sell her body pretty early on. Chases love and acceptance by giving away sex. “Identifies” as a “femboy” because of trauma and disgust with herself. Probably a lesbian.

Anyone else?

Not sure about the lesbian part. She doesn't seem to interact with other women at all but she loves commenting on trannies and femboys telling them they're pretty. I think she might be a female chaser/crazy.

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Whatever she is a I don't suggest buying her onlyfans unless you like arse spots and cat hairs
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Not sure about the lesbian part. She doesn't seem to interact with other women at all but she loves commenting on trannies and femboys telling them they're pretty. I think she might be a female chaser/crazy.

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Whatever she is a I don't suggest buying her onlyfans unless you like arse spots and cat hairs
Why she have red dots on her bum?
 
Why she have red dots on her bum?
Looks like a bite she scratched rather than a spot.
Being where it is I doubt its a mosquito so my guess is bedbugs.
She probably has the typical tranny hygeine problems.
Not a Pooner I would say, she doesn't fit the type.
Seems like a trauma victim /attention whore, LARPing as a gender whatever because shes not like the other girls and wants to stand out. Classic Transtrender.
Strangely enough these are often the ones that freak the most about being
"misgendered."
 
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