Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Peaches Demure]

A FTM who prefers to "bottom [but exclusively anally]" is mad that all of the porn her fellow pooners pen tends to skew towards glorifying vaginal penetration over anal penetration; for some reason, she believes there to be some sort of cabal of female fetishists at the helm of this phenomenon rather than realizing TiFs are predominantly heterosexual women, and heterosexual women are often very interested in penetrative vaginal sex - especially over anal. Personally, I've never actually encountered any of this alleged FTM/M erotica written by regular chicks, so methinks the call is coming from inside the house...

LMAO I also think it's hilarious that she believes "front hole pooner fanfic" is the root cause of men wanting to fuck pooners the heterosexual way, like she says here:

Edit! I would like to preface this all by saying that things I don’t like are totally allowed to exist and I have NO issue with PIV porn or trans guys who enjoy it. My issue is not with the porn itself!! It is with how this porn influences some of the cis men I interact with, and how it misleads them into believing that every trans man likes a certain thing that many of us do not.

Is this chick truly so autistic that she doesn't realize these (likely bottom of the barrel) straight dudes are literally just looking for discount pussy? They've noticed that these titless freaks with pube beards and frog voices will drop their ill-fitting boxers in a flash if they're called "dude" or "man" so of course they're gonna go for it.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Straight woman develops gay man fetish, decides to try skinwalking as one.

 

[KifflomKween]

There's been a few who have had roid rage from the testosterone, started a fight, and promptly got their arses handed to them, but it's pretty rare. They mostly do the passive-aggressive crybullying thing, or report people to their employers, or if they do get physically violent, they only fight people smaller than them (e.g. pooner school shooters).

So basically cunty, mentally ill women's usual antics, on literal steroids.

 

[Ed Special]

Incredible how all pooners are full of self harm scars

I mean, their most famous symbol is the medically-assisted self-harm scars on their chest...

 

[FarmVille]

She already said she's mentally ill. They rarely get out and about.

Shut ins? On my autistic fruit board!?