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Of course this obese demon has a baphomet tattoo. The funny thing is it's exactly the satanist larpers that spend all day lecturing Christians on how Jesus would totally support trannies.
Not sure which Kiwis need to hear this, but no matter how easy pooner pussy may be to get, you never know if they stare at the bits and bobs you were born with without simmering in a borderline bunny boiler-ish jealousy over the simple fact that you can stand to pee. The number of FTMs transfixed on the ability to pee standing up is sincerely disturbing!
Testosterone turns the insane dial up to 11 on some of these broads. I wonder if we'll see a pooner Lorena Bobbitt?
Another example of a FTM (fujoshi to "male"): OP is annoyed that she's been rightfully addressed as the entity that she is - a gender-nonconforming heterosexual woman.
Lol this freakshow described herself as an "exclusive top". What is she topping with? Her clitoris?
So remember, if someone ever tells you you’re not gay because you’re a trans man, it’s not because you don’t ‘pass’. They’ll say that no matter what lol
Yeah, I wonder why they'd say that?
OP here is one of the rare women who speculates that her testosterone abuse may impact her baby, but other cultists are quick to placate her with flippant lines like "Your baby will be perfect. Maybe a little more muscular than the average kid, but ya know, that's fine." One particularly abject piece of shit has the audacity to claim "even if there IS a correlation, it is no reason to treat testosterone-while-pregnant like it’s irresponsible. there are plenty of healthy (or relatively healthy) intersex people out there; i’m one of them. it’s a possibility worth preparing for, like the possibility that your kid might be disabled, trans, or gay."; another one ignorantly states "There isn't a case where defects of a baby were related to T."
Crucify filthy zippertits. Throw pooners into active volcanoes. Stir fry doods in a wok. Judo throw gaydens into a wood chipper.
 
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Doods are every bit as engaged in performative/competitive fragility as eating disorder skellies. Change my mind.
 
Another example of a FTM (fujoshi to "male"): OP is annoyed that she's been rightfully addressed as the entity that she is - a gender-nonconforming heterosexual woman. As is usual for pronoun people of this particularity, she takes to Reddit to find support from her fellow doodz, trying to pretend she isn't bothered by flippantly remarking "sorry for wanting to see other gay people in fiction I guess?" Spare me the superiority, sister; let's not pretend works like Red, White and Royal Blue are remotely accurate in comparison to Queer As Folk or even your average Tom of Finland scribble.
Tom of Finland would absolutely drive them up the wall because even though, as a Finn, he hated Nazis, he adored their uniforms and they became a staple in his leather daddy drawings. Hell I wager most Leather Daddy culture is downwind from Nazi uniforms, same as punk.

I mentioned Samuel Delany in a different thread, but compare his writing to Red, White and Royal Blue. You've got a kid dragging out literal shit with his teeth vs a romance involving a Mexican burger mutt fucking a (surprisingly) blond British princeling.
I’ve got this coworker (who’s genderfluid) that is pretty supportive, but recently started misgendering me more often. Whatever, idrc. He said he was going to read some BL and I, someone with no sense of sarcasm, said I could recommend him some good gay western comics. He said, basically, ‘of course you’d say that, you’re basically a straight woman.’ Like huh?? What??? It’s always friendly fire when people say stuff like that I’ve noticed.
I bet he's reading Scum Villian Society or Modang Xioashu/The Untamed, the basic bitch Chink boys' love. They never read actual Bara because then they'd be mentioning Catalinaville or Yukio Mishima.
Even as an exclusive top, who doesn’t use their biology, who’s been on T for years, gay men still try to gate-keep me out of the community.
Let me guess. She uses a sex toy exclusively on other women.
So remember, if someone ever tells you you’re not gay because you’re a trans man, it’s not because you don’t ‘pass’. They’ll say that no matter what lol
Also funnily timed with the other post on here about yuri and yaoi, that’s probably why he’s so adamantly against reading BL. Sorry for wanting to see other gay people in fiction I guess?
Pooners love saying they're gay men because they separate genitalia from sex. If you identify as the opposite sex, your genitalia is of the sex you identify as. Therefore, it's "girl cock" and "man pussy" and it cannot be straight if the vagina owner identifies as a man.
that sounds like an anime voice actor with perpetual bronchitis.
I'm in awe of your witticisms.
I don't get it how pregnancy doesn't make these lunatics dysphoric. Or is this something their porn rotted brain likes because of fujoshi porn?
It's both. Some pooners absolutely dread pregnancy and will go into hysterics if a man doesn't use protection. The other wants it all: language changes from "pregnant woman" to "pregnant people". They want to have totally gay sex but also heed the call of biology - if you fit their dream man. See, pooners in public will tell you gender isn't real and sex is nebulous. That's terf talk. But find their fan pages or see what they reblog on their spare time. You'll find their dream men are: 6'0, six figures, six pack, (over) six inches. They love well hung men and would love nothing more than a man with a Greek God Chad physique to fuck the woman back into them.

It's gotten to a point where even other pooners get uncomfortable with these seahorse dads fetishizing pregnancy. When I say fetishize, I mean it: we're talking 1950s tradwife, barefoot and pregnant, serving their husband hand and foot. These same pooners will then tell you tradition is bad and this conservative lifestyle doesn't work while basing entire headcanons on cottagecore. Just look like Justin Baldoni mixed with Henry Cavill and they'll slobber for that dick.
 
Semper Fi, @Magic Pickle for the curated Reddit-posts! But damn, every single one of them reads like it’s been written by a 12-year-old. It makes me so angry with the zeitgeist and the captured institutions that have allowed these literal children and retarded young adults to destroy their lives.

The only thing keeping my head from exploding is the fact that the posters also are incredibly smug and hive-minded. Makes me think we’re not losing our best to this madness?
 
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