Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Sloppa]

OK, Kiwis, I need your help determining whether or not this is a pooner or just a morbidly obese fag/gender blob. She honestly looks like PPP.

I was at the Wisconsin State Fair today and every year, this group called the Kids from Wisconsin performs a show choir revue. Kids 15-20 are chosen every year from all across the state. The showcase was phenomenal but one pooner was such an eyesore. She stood out instantly from her bio, conspicuously using "they/them" pronouns. Then she got on stage and could barely do the dances because of how fat she was. She had boobs that could be man boobs but I've seen really fat girls with titties like that. Her hips seemed wider than her shoulders.
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But the real confounding factor was that her voice didn't sound like a frog voice. Here's a video of her singing:
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So, what's your verdict?

A poor guy with an intersex- chromosomal issue like turner's syndrome.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

This one really likes calling herself a faggot.

 

[Chandelier]

In an event for a lesbian relationship, discourse emerged over the event not allowing men. Trans women were allowed, of course, because they're 100% women, but trans men were not. The majority of those gnashing their teeth were pooner fujos angry that they're being excluded from a fan event that they dominate. Observe the cognitive dissonance below. They are lucky trans women avoid the written word and stick to emulators and mods, or else they'd go the way of r/actuallesbians. Link / Archive.

Dr. Bai there considers herself a progressive feminist, anti TERF and SWERF, you name it. She's got problems with the fact her ideology demands that FTMs be treated as men.

You fought so hard just to have males be included - just not FTMs. You have to love it.

She references "Stone Butch Blues", to no avail. She doesn't want to admit that transmen are real men with their vaginas and female anatomy.

Saying men can't be lesbians is TERF logic, even when you want FTMs to be treated as gay men:

You will say a man is a lesbian if he identifies as a woman, though.

Squishy Sexual Ethics there is known to have beef with the Kweens, mostly for saying Annette for Castlevania "is black enough for you."

This is just funny to read. They wonder how they can fetishize "gay men as men" yet even their progshit allies don't see them as men. The event included transwomen, who don't normally write fanfic, but trans men were miffed. This all started because the event did not allow rape. FTM fujos, who didn't even ship them, then openly said they liked gay ships because they could enjoy rape. Cool.

Trans masc is still considered under the trans umbrella, you're just a woman who likes identifying WITH men vs saying you are one. It doesn't really make a huge difference.

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It's all about the definitions, baby:

Would it shock you to discover this is a Troon, married to a woman, who wants to be "bred"?

"Lesbians are non men loving non men"
"Excuse me that's bigoted!"


The same people argue that the fujo to ftm pipeline doesn't exist. Fascinating to see them attack each other on their core principles. Lesbians are WOMEN loving WOMEN. Definitions mean something. Note how the MTF immediately butted in to declare he was a lesbian and the OP didn't buy it. Subtle, but there.