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Semper Fi, @Magic Pickle for the curated Reddit-posts! But damn, every single one of them reads like it’s been written by a 12-year-old. It makes me so angry with the zeitgeist and the captured institutions that have allowed these literal children and retarded young adults to destroy their lives.

The only thing keeping my head from exploding is the fact that the posters also are incredibly smug and hive-minded. Makes me think we’re not losing our best to this madness?
 
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Internet Wizard said:
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This doesn't happen, I'd like to see you try to survive in frat house though, I hear they're lgbt inclusive
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How is real life though
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"narcolepsy flared" = became tired
I originally stumbled upon this account through a xitter rabbit hole
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Meet puckmeat, unfunny xittoid who probably botted the follows and despite posting a lot doesn't really have many interesting things to say
(I am not going to post the NSFW here, but for those brave enough you're free to sift through it for horror)
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She transitioned from being a pretty girl to an early 80's twink with AIDS, sad...
Peaches Demure said:
and when my friend asked how he can be so cool about it, he said it happens every single day.
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How many German and/or Indian tourists do you get over there?

Anyway, got some stories about 80's Sweden?
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and being physically helpless when men followed me—so-called “easy mode” as shitty men put it
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The life on easy mode meme its about things like no-effort scholarships and job quotas for women not being chased by a bunch of men, and BTW you're still more likely to get beaten half to death in that situation as a man than as a woman.
 
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cybertoaster said:
The life on easy mode meme its about things like no-effort scholarships and job quotas for women not being chased by a bunch of men, and BTW you're still more likely to get beaten half to death in that situation as a man than as a woman.
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That shit is just a “grass is greener” mentality, each sex seems to think the opposite one is on easy mode, and so that’s a big reason why people troon out to begin with. Thus I find it hard to believe that either of them are objectively easier than the other, people just feel that way because they don’t know any differently.
 
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Little Finnish pooner got called overwheight by her doctor, so she proceeded to post her angry fat self on the internet along with a long rant about fatphobia and how trans bodies have different rules, just like any man would do in that situation. I swear I did not laugh, she is super serious!
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LOL As the Finns would say, very straightforwardly, "tämä on läskiläjä".
 
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Apustajan apustaja said:
Little Finnish pooner got called overwheight by her doctor, so she proceeded to post her angry fat self on the internet along with a long rant about fatphobia and how trans bodies have different rules, just like any man would do in that situation. I swear I did not laugh, she is super serious!
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The thing that's really funny to me is that she's thinner than like 90% of the women on T I know, so she probably thinks she's perfectly healthy and even slim.
 
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Hum Humina said:
The thing that's really funny to me is that she's thinner than like 90% of the women on T I know, so she probably thinks she's perfectly healthy and even slim.
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If you compare her wrists to her waist, you can see that she was once probably even pretty and thin. The doctor had told her to cool it with the solid fats, she reacted by shouting "I'm a vegan!", and the doctor just calmly responded with "Ok, cool it with the coconut fat then." It was rather funny.
 
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Apustajan apustaja said:
If you compare her wrists to her waist, you can see that she was once probably even pretty and thin. The doctor had told her to cool it with the solid fats, she reacted by shouting "I'm a vegan!", and the doctor just calmly responded with "Ok, cool it with the coconut fat then." It was rather funny.
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Why are vegan either anorexic or fat? I've never seen a vegan at a healthy weighr.
 
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Hum Humina said:
The thing that's really funny to me is that she's thinner than like 90% of the women on T I know, so she probably thinks she's perfectly healthy and even slim.
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What immediately registers as "wrong" are her tiny hands and short, flabby arms (and legs, probably). A man with that amount of body fat would still have very visible muscle definition in his forearms and probably even a visible bicep, even if he never lifts. Same with the legs. Even morbidly obese men have defined calves. For a fat woman, that is among the first things to "disappear".
 
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cybertoaster said:
Anyway, got some stories about 80's Sweden?
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You know what, I actually have a troon story from 80’s Sweden. When I was in middle school our neighbor hung himself wearing his wife’s clothes. Don’t know why my parents told me about the part with the wife’s clothes tbh, but they did.

I suppose it might have been some sort of autoerotic shit and he died by accident. They didn’t have kids, thankfully.

Anyway, good times.
 
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Zemblan Physics said:
You know what, I actually have a troon story from 80’s Sweden. When I was in middle school our neighbor hung himself wearing his wife’s clothes. Don’t know why my parents told me about the part with the wife’s clothes tbh, but they did.

I suppose it might have been some sort of autoerotic shit and he died by accident. They didn’t have kids, thankfully.

Anyway, good times.
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Usch! Tur att de inte hade några barn, för efter att något sådant blev känt hade det i princip varit omöjligt för ungarna att bo kvar på orten och skaffa sig nån form av liv som inte omedelbart associerades med "snubben som transade hemma och hängde sig".

Men å andra sidan så kunde man ju faktiskt flytta till ny ort på den tiden och "börja om" utan att det fanns en extern databas (hint: det är sociala media jag syftar på) som lagrat hela ens existens från barnåren och uppåt och aldrig låter en glömma dumheter som normalt inte borde följa en livet ut. Jag vet att jag ibland (hint: ofta) spelar rollen som grinig gammal käring här och annanstans, men om sanningen ska fram så avundas jag inte nutidens ungdomar deras uppväxtvilkor.
 
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Doods are every bit as engaged in performative/competitive fragility as eating disorder skellies. Change my mind.
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"But obviously I can't ask to be accomodated, I need to be accepting."

Credit where credit is due: pooners may be gross and weird, but they tend to actually have some shame and limits to their entitlement, whereas troons have none. I can absolutely see the average troon marching into HR and demanding as "her" human right to exist and not be genocided that any dude at the company sharing the troon's birth name be made to use a different one.

And the troon's demand will likely be granted, too.
 
This one is trying way too hard to pretend to be a blue collar hick. It's like a communist trying to explain to rednecks why capitalism is bad but it's a pooner calling themselves a white trash populist, like a 4D parody. Apparently, you can criticize central banking systems and taking welfare as long as it's clear you have no idea what any of that is.


I am born from dirt poor white trash blood. I aint had health insurance until recently and im bout to be 21. I believed for my entire life that if i wanted insurance that’d cover phallo id have to become a doctor or lawyer or smth so i threw myself into my studies and got into university on a scholarship with honors. Still any advanced degree is gonna cost me 500,000 and as a populist, the last thing id ever want to do is feed the system and take up the mark of the beast so to speak, i think its intentional how gen z is expected to be hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt to major international banks if they want to get anywhere in life. It would be a betrayal of my values to become a slave to the central banking system.

And if im being completely honest, for all my academic merit i cant commit to a degree for the life of me. I dont do well sitting down, the idea of a desk job dealing with HR and insurance companies makes me sick. I thrive on manual labor and always have. Im a doer at heart and like to be outside getting exercise and doing shit with my hands. I currently work a manual labor job for a company owned by our benevolent lord and savior Jeff Bezos and his new botox queen. Due to his good graces im allowed a good insurance plan which will cover my phalloplasty which will be completed here in a couple years before my 25th birthday.

The realization that my current job will pay for phallo and i dont gotta get a fancy degree or go into debt has turned my life on its head. An entire life planned in pursuit of something that just fell into my hands and now im stuck wondering what im even doing cram studying for a degree that dont really want. I dont know if i ever really wanted any of that, all i wanted was phalloplasty and anything which might get me there. So im having a bit of a quarter life crisis rn and tbh im considering dropping out and going into trades for the rest of my life. Id be happy on an oil rig making 5000$ biweekly or as a crime scene cleaner making 10 grand a pop or working somewhere in agriculture. By thirty i could buy myself a house with a few acres, a nice truck and a decent retirement fund… or i could be thirty and 500,000 in debt to the Rothschilds just starting out my career at a desk job thats gonna give me diabetes and drive me insane. But dropping out isn’t something i really ever thought i would do or consider . It actually amazes me the lengths i will go to get the surgery, i have to pat myself on the back for being relentless if not manic in my determination to get that thing.


 
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