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Why are vegan either anorexic or fat? I've never seen a vegan at a healthy weighr.
Carbs. Since they're vegan they're always hungry, munching like goats, and many alternatives to protein are laced with carbs. That plumps you up real quick.

Whenever you see a "gay" pooner twiddle her thumbs about people being mean to her, compare their reaction to the lads on AskGayBros:
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Have you found a pooner who decided to put their fists up for a merry band of fisticuffs? I doubt it.
 
Carbs. Since they're vegan they're always hungry, munching like goats, and many alternatives to protein are laced with carbs. That plumps you up real quick.

Whenever you see a "gay" pooner twiddle her thumbs about people being mean to her, compare their reaction to the lads on AskGayBros:
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Have you found a pooner who decided to put their fists up for a merry band of fisticuffs? I doubt it.
Something something, the parent's unlived life, something something.
 
Have you found a pooner who decided to put their fists up for a merry band of fisticuffs? I doubt it.
There's been a few who have had roid rage from the testosterone, started a fight, and promptly got their arses handed to them, but it's pretty rare. They mostly do the passive-aggressive crybullying thing, or report people to their employers, or if they do get physically violent, they only fight people smaller than them (e.g. pooner school shooters).
 
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I completely agree that gay guys should have done more to notice and defend the rights of women and lesbians over the past decade. The simple fact is that our cultures don't mix and most gays didn't realize how bad the trans invasion was until it hit us with these pooners.
Gay men not speaking up for or caring about lesbians/bisexual women honestly made me totally disengaged from caring about gay men. The overarching sentiment really came off as, “We DGAF, you’re just gross women — and now we don’t need to have trannies around to bother us.” Either speak up or deal with the pooners like we’ve had to deal with TiMs for over a decade.
 
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday. I promptly came here, because I finally understood the pooner delusion of what being a man is. I mean, women as a whole are seemingly delusional, but to a delusional pooner, it makes perfect sense to transition.

Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children? They act like men have a fallout slider to customize their character. I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
 
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday. I promptly came here, because I finally understood the pooner delusion of what being a man is. I mean, women as a whole are seemingly delusional, but to a delusional pooner, it makes perfect sense to transition.

Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children? They act like men have a fallout slider to customize their character. I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
If I were a man I'd just get snipped and find a mentally ill woman with low self esteem to do all my laundry and chores for me. Even better if I could just mooch off of her money so I'd never have to do anything.
 
If I were a man I'd just get snipped and find a mentally ill woman with low self esteem to do all my laundry and chores for me. Even better if I could just mooch off of her money so I'd never have to do anything.
Good luck with that. You might pull it off. You might also end up like Mark van Dongen. When borderline hags get jealous, they won't limit themselves to wrecking your shirts or your stamp collection.
 
That shit is just a “grass is greener” mentality, each sex seems to think the opposite one is on easy mode
The easy mode meme comes from women having access to no-effort scholarships and job quotas, getting a slap on the wrist for crimes that would land you in jail if you have a penis, stuff like that. Incels that think if they were a woman they would have tons of sex don't seem to grasp that if they were women then sex wouldn't be that big a deal for them in the first place.
You know what, I actually have a troon story from 80’s Sweden. When I was in middle school our neighbor hung himself wearing his wife’s clothes. Don’t know why my parents told me about the part with the wife’s clothes tbh, but they did.

I suppose it might have been some sort of autoerotic shit and he died by accident. They didn’t have kids, thankfully.

Anyway, good times.
Could've been a story about anything ATT but ok.
Whenever you see a "gay" pooner twiddle her thumbs about people being mean to her, compare their reaction to the lads on AskGayBros:
A pooner would be ecstatic if someone called her a shitty faggot because it would be validating.
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday
So they are basically skinwalking the bf they wished they had, like trannies do.
Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children?
Yet again same as trannies thinking they would be an anime girl with huge tits and not a fat uggo chick. Autoandrophilia its a bitch.
can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
Just browse the thread there are a bunch of those.
 
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday. I promptly came here, because I finally understood the pooner delusion of what being a man is. I mean, women as a whole are seemingly delusional, but to a delusional pooner, it makes perfect sense to transition.

Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children? They act like men have a fallout slider to customize their character. I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
They don't notice 5'4" balding men, they're not attracted to them or jealous of them, so they're not on their radar. They barely socialise as it is. It's like troons thinking they'll be a pneumatic sexy bimbo Stacy and not a dorky gangly Becky. Nobody fantasises about shedding their old self to transform into a normie or an uggo.
Plus, if they thought about how normies live, they'd stop fixating on this "identity" bullshit and focus on self-improvement instead. It doesn't matter what you are, it matters what you do. That's what makes you more interesting to other people, gets you some life experience and challenges you. Even if you're an ugly sperg, like that greentext story about the guy with the pet shrimps.
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can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
Not really because they blame all of it on being trans, going even so far as to say the trans community hates them because they’re masculine. They’d implode if they realized that their life wouldn’t be any better if they were born with a dick because hoping for that next piece of transition making them whole is all they have. Or if only society would change. Much easier than realizing they are the problem and also why they don’t talk about how it’s the fully transitioned ones who kill themselves and not the teenagers with Christian moms
 
I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?

This is literally a thread **full** of 5’4” balding fat pooners who pass as 5’4” balding fat men with their shirts on.

You moids are getting mati describing the average pooner for not acknowledging the average pooner.
 
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