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Why are vegan either anorexic or fat? I've never seen a vegan at a healthy weighr.
Carbs. Since they're vegan they're always hungry, munching like goats, and many alternatives to protein are laced with carbs. That plumps you up real quick.

Whenever you see a "gay" pooner twiddle her thumbs about people being mean to her, compare their reaction to the lads on AskGayBros:
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Have you found a pooner who decided to put their fists up for a merry band of fisticuffs? I doubt it.
 
Carbs. Since they're vegan they're always hungry, munching like goats, and many alternatives to protein are laced with carbs. That plumps you up real quick.

Whenever you see a "gay" pooner twiddle her thumbs about people being mean to her, compare their reaction to the lads on AskGayBros:
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Have you found a pooner who decided to put their fists up for a merry band of fisticuffs? I doubt it.
Something something, the parent's unlived life, something something.
 
Have you found a pooner who decided to put their fists up for a merry band of fisticuffs? I doubt it.
There's been a few who have had roid rage from the testosterone, started a fight, and promptly got their arses handed to them, but it's pretty rare. They mostly do the passive-aggressive crybullying thing, or report people to their employers, or if they do get physically violent, they only fight people smaller than them (e.g. pooner school shooters).
 
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I completely agree that gay guys should have done more to notice and defend the rights of women and lesbians over the past decade. The simple fact is that our cultures don't mix and most gays didn't realize how bad the trans invasion was until it hit us with these pooners.
Gay men not speaking up for or caring about lesbians/bisexual women honestly made me totally disengaged from caring about gay men. The overarching sentiment really came off as, “We DGAF, you’re just gross women — and now we don’t need to have trannies around to bother us.” Either speak up or deal with the pooners like we’ve had to deal with TiMs for over a decade.
 
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday. I promptly came here, because I finally understood the pooner delusion of what being a man is. I mean, women as a whole are seemingly delusional, but to a delusional pooner, it makes perfect sense to transition.

Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children? They act like men have a fallout slider to customize their character. I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
 
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday. I promptly came here, because I finally understood the pooner delusion of what being a man is. I mean, women as a whole are seemingly delusional, but to a delusional pooner, it makes perfect sense to transition.

Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children? They act like men have a fallout slider to customize their character. I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
If I were a man I'd just get snipped and find a mentally ill woman with low self esteem to do all my laundry and chores for me. Even better if I could just mooch off of her money so I'd never have to do anything.
 
If I were a man I'd just get snipped and find a mentally ill woman with low self esteem to do all my laundry and chores for me. Even better if I could just mooch off of her money so I'd never have to do anything.
Good luck with that. You might pull it off. You might also end up like Mark van Dongen. When borderline hags get jealous, they won't limit themselves to wrecking your shirts or your stamp collection.
 
That shit is just a “grass is greener” mentality, each sex seems to think the opposite one is on easy mode
The easy mode meme comes from women having access to no-effort scholarships and job quotas, getting a slap on the wrist for crimes that would land you in jail if you have a penis, stuff like that. Incels that think if they were a woman they would have tons of sex don't seem to grasp that if they were women then sex wouldn't be that big a deal for them in the first place.
You know what, I actually have a troon story from 80’s Sweden. When I was in middle school our neighbor hung himself wearing his wife’s clothes. Don’t know why my parents told me about the part with the wife’s clothes tbh, but they did.

I suppose it might have been some sort of autoerotic shit and he died by accident. They didn’t have kids, thankfully.

Anyway, good times.
Could've been a story about anything ATT but ok.
Whenever you see a "gay" pooner twiddle her thumbs about people being mean to her, compare their reaction to the lads on AskGayBros:
A pooner would be ecstatic if someone called her a shitty faggot because it would be validating.
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday
So they are basically skinwalking the bf they wished they had, like trannies do.
Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children?
Yet again same as trannies thinking they would be an anime girl with huge tits and not a fat uggo chick. Autoandrophilia its a bitch.
can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
Just browse the thread there are a bunch of those.
 
I just found a myriad of tiktoks of women talking about how if they were a man they'd be a 6'3 white guy with a mullet and a mustache and just get a girlfriend and treat her with flowers and be charismatic and shit everyday. I promptly came here, because I finally understood the pooner delusion of what being a man is. I mean, women as a whole are seemingly delusional, but to a delusional pooner, it makes perfect sense to transition.

Do these people understand that if they were REAL men, they'd just be a sub-5 reddit browsing gooner with the only chance of a woman being someone with multiple children? They act like men have a fallout slider to customize their character. I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
They don't notice 5'4" balding men, they're not attracted to them or jealous of them, so they're not on their radar. They barely socialise as it is. It's like troons thinking they'll be a pneumatic sexy bimbo Stacy and not a dorky gangly Becky. Nobody fantasises about shedding their old self to transform into a normie or an uggo.
Plus, if they thought about how normies live, they'd stop fixating on this "identity" bullshit and focus on self-improvement instead. It doesn't matter what you are, it matters what you do. That's what makes you more interesting to other people, gets you some life experience and challenges you. Even if you're an ugly sperg, like that greentext story about the guy with the pet shrimps.
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can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
Not really because they blame all of it on being trans, going even so far as to say the trans community hates them because they’re masculine. They’d implode if they realized that their life wouldn’t be any better if they were born with a dick because hoping for that next piece of transition making them whole is all they have. Or if only society would change. Much easier than realizing they are the problem and also why they don’t talk about how it’s the fully transitioned ones who kill themselves and not the teenagers with Christian moms
 
I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?

This is literally a thread **full** of 5’4” balding fat pooners who pass as 5’4” balding fat men with their shirts on.

You moids are getting mati describing the average pooner for not acknowledging the average pooner.
 
I know you're not my personal army, can anyone provide images/reddit posts of pooners realising how terrible being a 5'4 balding fat "man" is?
Sorry, are you asking for posts in which pooners complain about being unfuckable because they're pooners?

Because I can always provide pooners complaining about being unfuckable because they're pooners.
Anyway, allow me to provide some fresh milk for thirsty farmers who have already read those other posts.
A TiF who is admittedly "slow" and autistic to the point of being openly mocked by coworkers and customers alike is still somehow permitted to be on testosterone according to her doctor's assessment. Modern day lobotomies!
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It sucks being trans and autistic (rant)

I am a 21 year old autistic trans man. Often times at work I feel as if I am treated like a child because I don’t understand things the way others do. I am a full grown adult but I have been called slow( which yeah you’re right but it still hurts) so many times by my coworkers or bosses. I am so sick and tired of being infantilized. I don’t pass the best despite being about 7 months on T but it doesn’t really get to me( most of the time). One of my coworkers has referred to my testosterone as fake testosterone and his as real because he’s cis. I hate working customer service so much sometimes because I experience so much transphobia on a daily. Often times a customer or coworker will say smth transphobic to me and I straight just won’t realize they’re making fun of me because of my autism 💀. I get so many strange looks from customers the second I start speaking because I have a deeper voice than one would expect and my face is still kinda feminine. I also wear this trans rights pin and a he/him pin on my apron and a good 90 percent of the time a customer will be rude about it. It almost makes me want to take them off but I will never let the haters win🙏. I wear them to show the people who really do need support in these trying times that’s there’s still supportive people out there, even if it’s only ever a few people. Anyways sorry for getting off topic there lol.
A FTM who prefers to "bottom [but exclusively anally]" is mad that all of the porn her fellow pooners pen tends to skew towards glorifying vaginal penetration over anal penetration; for some reason, she believes there to be some sort of cabal of female fetishists at the helm of this phenomenon rather than realizing TiFs are predominantly heterosexual women, and heterosexual women are often very interested in penetrative vaginal sex - especially over anal. Personally, I've never actually encountered any of this alleged FTM/M erotica written by regular chicks, so methinks the call is coming from inside the house...
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I hate the obsession with PIV in porn with trans men

Edit! I would like to preface this all by saying that things I don’t like are totally allowed to exist and I have NO issue with PIV porn or trans guys who enjoy it. My issue is not with the porn itself!! It is with how this porn influences some of the cis men I interact with, and how it misleads them into believing that every trans man likes a certain thing that many of us do not. I’ve had guys be rude or insensitive when I tell them I do not like vaginal penetration, and I know that this wouldn’t happen as much if PIV wasn’t seen as the “norm” when it comes to gay sex including a trans man. It is totally fine that many people do enjoy it and there is nothing wrong with that! This is just my PERSONAL preference and my own frustration that has resulted from negative experiences I have had with cis people assuming what I like or don’t like simply based on the parts I have.
I’m a bottom, but exclusively anally. It’s incredibly frustrating to find any material or representation in which the other hole isn’t the center of attention. I like to read fanfiction, but it’s pretty obvious almost everything including trans men is written by women for other women to insert themselves into, using triggering language, and ALWAYS focused on the front hole. Real porn isn’t any better, it’s impossible to find any content where trans men bottom anally. Every guy I’ve talked to sexually is disappointed when I say I don’t like vaginal penetration. I’m just so frustrated that we are portrayed in the media as a monolith, and the effects it has on my and many others’ sex lives
Edit: was talking about written erotica containing trans men. I do know that a lot of trans men do write erotica and I think that that’s awesome! I have come across stuff written by other trans men and thought that it was well written. What I meant regarding written pornography was how lots of cis women do write trans men without doing research on how our anatomy can differ from theirs and how a lot of it can come across as fetishistic (to me). I would never assume the gender of a writer, and think anyone can write what they want and that’s totally fine! There are just people that I KNOW are cis women (because they have said so themselves) and how a lot of the writing coming from those people could have been written without the feelings of trans men in mind.
I hope this clears up any confusion! I am autistic and not always great with my words and know that I can be offensive without meaning to. It was not my intention to make other people feel like they are less valid for their sexual preferences. This was just a vent born out of frustration on my part and you are welcome to disagree with me if you wish!!!
 
A TiF who is admittedly "slow" and autistic to the point of being openly mocked by coworkers and customers alike is still somehow permitted to be on testosterone according to her doctor's assessment. Modern day lobotomies!
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So they are constantly being bullied with transphobia by both customers and coworkers? Customers you can’t help, but coworkers you can and even in Trump’s America there are enough lawyers looking to make a quick buck.

I don’t believe so many of these stories because if they are true, then why have you not taken advantage of the law that exists in your favor. I know many trannies will cry about how the laws don’t protect them enough, but it’s hard to take seriously when they don’t utilize the laws that are already there.
 
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