Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Peaches Demure]

A FTM who prefers to "bottom [but exclusively anally]" is mad that all of the porn her fellow pooners pen tends to skew towards glorifying vaginal penetration over anal penetration; for some reason, she believes there to be some sort of cabal of female fetishists at the helm of this phenomenon rather than realizing TiFs are predominantly heterosexual women, and heterosexual women are often very interested in penetrative vaginal sex - especially over anal. Personally, I've never actually encountered any of this alleged FTM/M erotica written by regular chicks, so methinks the call is coming from inside the house...

LMAO I also think it's hilarious that she believes "front hole pooner fanfic" is the root cause of men wanting to fuck pooners the heterosexual way, like she says here:

Edit! I would like to preface this all by saying that things I don’t like are totally allowed to exist and I have NO issue with PIV porn or trans guys who enjoy it. My issue is not with the porn itself!! It is with how this porn influences some of the cis men I interact with, and how it misleads them into believing that every trans man likes a certain thing that many of us do not.

Is this chick truly so autistic that she doesn't realize these (likely bottom of the barrel) straight dudes are literally just looking for discount pussy? They've noticed that these titless freaks with pube beards and frog voices will drop their ill-fitting boxers in a flash if they're called "dude" or "man" so of course they're gonna go for it.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Straight woman develops gay man fetish, decides to try skinwalking as one.

 

[KifflomKween]

There's been a few who have had roid rage from the testosterone, started a fight, and promptly got their arses handed to them, but it's pretty rare. They mostly do the passive-aggressive crybullying thing, or report people to their employers, or if they do get physically violent, they only fight people smaller than them (e.g. pooner school shooters).

So basically cunty, mentally ill women's usual antics, on literal steroids.

 

[Ed Special]

Incredible how all pooners are full of self harm scars

I mean, their most famous symbol is the medically-assisted self-harm scars on their chest...

 

[FarmVille]

She already said she's mentally ill. They rarely get out and about.

Shut ins? On my autistic fruit board!?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Being gay = being a Nazi, according to pooner logic

 

[AnOminous]

Being gay = being a Nazi, according to pooner logic

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They probably should become Hitler and whip out the Zyklon B.

 

[Surfin Terf]

now back to the thread - here is a webcomic posted on reddit that appears to be a youth targeted zippertits marketing strategy

One of the things that trannies (poon and troon) always do that pisses me off way more than it should is how they always have the most put-upon frowns in their before pics and over-the-top rictuses in their after pics. Even when the pics are supposed to be direct comparisons, as if they were just incapable of even affecting a neutral expression before or after because the pain of not being on HRT or having breasts was so bad while the trans joy of putting on a dress or changing your name was so drastic that you can't help but smile. Can you imagine if cancer surgery patients did this? Not even anti-depressants advertise themselves like this. Selling themselves as a miracle key to happiness is shady as fuck and even Alex Jones' supplements have more tact than that.


One thing that did advertise itself like this was lobotomies, but to be fair I bet that afterwards a lot of the patients genuinely did have a hard time copying their expression in the before pic.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Lycan-Stroke, an obese bisexual male incel who white-knights for pooners, has a stroke while writing and repeating itself about how it's totes gay for men to eat puss:

 

[scathefire]

Lycan-Stroke, an obese bisexual male incel who white-knights for pooners, has a stroke while writing and repeating itself about how it's totes gay for men to eat puss:

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Are we really going to pretend as if a transman is identical to an actual man outside of genitalia? “What’s homophobic is claiming that men in fulfilling straight relationships aren’t gay.” Am I the one having a stroke here? These are some Olympic-level mental gymnastics, be careful not to get injured.

 

[Chandelier]

Being gay = being a Nazi, according to pooner logic

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The comments weren't having it.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

The comments weren't having it.
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Why do titties have to be so great? Why can't I be a faggot too?

Goddamn Christians lied to me, man... Women are that crazy, and fags are that based.

Anybody know of any available "conversion therapy" for straight dudes?

Anyway, (text-based) thread tax:

No pics or anything, but I know a pooner IRL: an in-law.

I can't say that I know her terribly well, but while all other relatives report her as being utterly insufferable during her teenage years, after she pooned/non-binaried/whatever, she actually became pretty chill, and that has been my experience with her.

Physically, she has become a gender-blob ― which is to say that it's difficult to tell which way, exactly, she's "transitioning" ― but she's studying for a trade, and if she's misgendered/deadnamed, she never flips her shit about it. She's easily the most well-put-together of all of her siblings, and her older sister is a 400-lbs forever-alone weeb, while her younger sister is an (incredibly nice and kind person and also a) turbo-slut with multiple drug habits.

 

[Drive-by Farts]

Faelan

There are male Faelans, but they’re 12 years old max. My daughter went to school with one, he got bad grades and … yeah that name sounds like “failing’” So jokes were made. Never name yourself that or your kids that. Once again, pooners choose their names in the exact way a spacey live ~laugh ~love mom chooses baby names for her son.

A pooner's gooner girl pal showed her what constitutes as "proper yaoi" for the kids these days - biological male on TiF - and has a new reason to feel like shit about herself.

I can’t help but assume this is Osora in Webtoon. There have been a spate of “Girl dresses as a boy” romances coming out of Asia and onto Webtoon. Some of them are kinda cute. But in those stories the women are not claiming to be actual men. It’s more like Asians discovered the Alanna series by Tamora Pierce and decided to write 100 million knockoffs as they are wont to do. However, Osora canonically stars a pooner with he/him pronouns. That’s the only series I’m aware of where it’s not just an Alanna/ Mulan type situation.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Crazy woman has hurty feels after other crazy woman says her roid-clit is tiny:

 

[Chandelier]

Crazy woman has hurty feels after other crazy woman says her roid-clit is tiny:

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"Average sized" and it's two inches

I will never understand why they call it a cock, because pooners absolutely love comparing it to actual penises and the size difference is so immense you can't help but start laughing. Their roid clues cannot even be used for penetration because they're so small, and some pooners have to be told that no, you're not going to find a prostate in your ass, because females don't have a prostate up their ass.

 

[EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters]

Can we ban this reconstruction for anyone diagnosed with autism? It won't catch them all but it's a start. I'm autistic and I realize this is a slippery slope. I think lines should be drawn to make plastic/cosmetic surgery require independent psychology evaluations. I'm not sure how we could do this without crooked doctors being a risk factor.

Autistic people and those with low self-esteem (or no support system) are far more vulnerable to this crap.

This way these people could still get cosmetic surgery if they are genuinely mentally stable.

Spoiler: Related sperg

And not a minor. There are girls getting cosmetic surgery so they can have a narrower waist or bigger boobs. I'm not sure how the scene is, but I bet all the teen boys would be getting penis extension surgery if they could.

 

[Audit]

And now for a check in with the totally sane women of r/growyourclit.

https://old.reddit.com/r/GrowYourClit/comments/1m6fhjp/not_sure_if_inadvertent_clitoromegaly_or_swelling/

This woman is a real piece of work. Her reddit history is basically nothing but shopping around to find the best hormone replacement therapy to feel like a 20yo again. Before this, she was in the market for firearms. I foresee nothing wrong in her future.

Otherwise, the subreddit has mostly died since they banned posting growth pics. The fetishists have since fled to more whore friendly subs, which are VERY active still. The sheer number of middle aged women trying to show off their megaclits for an audience is worrying. Are they pooners? No, just degenerates. If born 20 years later, I'm sure they'd be pooners though. I guess this is just the female equivalent of a man trooning out 10 years into marriage to larp as a teenage girl.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Can we ban this reconstruction for anyone diagnosed with autism? It won't catch them all but it's a start. I'm autistic and I realize this is a slippery slope. I think lines should be drawn to make plastic/cosmetic surgery require independent psychology evaluations.

It's so much easier than that: just make troon surgeries legally cosmetic, and thus self-pay.

That's not the silver bullet to end transgenderism in our time, but it'd sure drop the bottom out of the market.

 

[Potato Burrito]

Happy Friday, transphobes! Today I've brought you some choice selections from lesser known pooner repository r/transmanlifehacks. The subreddit's purpose according to its description is "providing transgender men with ACCURATE life hacks regarding being stealth and passing as cisgender men."

I didn't bother diving into the advice given for these struggling pooners since it's all pointless and the only thing to say to them is "you will never be a man."

A taste of what awaits beneath the spoiler:

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Saved the best for last:

Spoiler: Bro you totally pass!

 

[Apustajan apustaja]

Happy Friday, transphobes! Today I've brought you some choice selections from lesser known pooner repository r/transmanlifehacks. The subreddit's purpose according to its description is "providing transgender men with ACCURATE life hacks regarding being stealth and passing as cisgender men."

I didn't bother diving into the advice given for these struggling pooners since it's all pointless and the only thing to say to them is "you will never be a man."

A taste of what awaits beneath the spoiler:

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Saved the best for last:

Spoiler: Bro you totally pass!

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Jesus H Christ, is there a more feminine beard than the pencil mustache? If you have good beard growth it reqires you touch it up for 15 minutes twice a day, you need to be seriously gay and dedicated to keep that looking good over time. And it still looks gay. I think all pooners should aim for a braided full beard, that will look really manly, you went through the 3-4 years it looked like absolute shit, and you did not care that you looked like a homeless person, but it pays off.
All longer beard styles require that you avoid mirrors for more than 2 months. Few women can do that.