Ok real talk here.
For all the shithead woke fucks who been deleting and deplatforming us for over a decade now who are about to lose everything and be unemployeed for a looooong time: please don't call the suicide hotline, they wont help you, you know what will help?
The Kool You System.
Official song of the LGTV+OLED tech "worker":
Anyone hoping for a gov bailout right now is snorting premium uncut copium, they can't start printing money again without risking inflation in the triple digits or even hiperinflation which would destroy the dollar forever. They can't defund the government itself without the millions living off welfare going apeshit, plus gov workers and assorted colleges and NGOs that depend on those funds to exist. They can't stop giving free shit to Ukraine because then Russia wins and we will lose face big time on the international stage, nobody will take us seriously if that happens. And you can bet China will invade Taiwan the second Kiev falls.
So no bailout, tech has to suck it for the good of the nation.
Most of the extra money the gov has its being funneled straight into the MIC which has far better lobbyists than tech and its involved in way more states that will vote in their favor while tech itself its mostly california and a bit here and there. Plus the MIC can say their funding its an strategic need while tech its not, and you have to be nuts to believe they are gonna let a bunch of nerds take their money when they are going thru their biggest heyday since the dubya 9/11 years two decades ago, and who knows maybe since the cold war.
This is looking like another dotcom crash, maybe a bit bigger but again not a new 2008-like crisis. California is fucked (nanoviolin playing) and all the lefties hating on tech will have to suck dick to survive as their neighborhoods turn into Detroit. If you got any real estate there sell it now.
As for wages, I know plenty of people who worked at startups that folded and trust me: you ain't getting paid. They are gonna declare bankruptcy, the founders' assets are gonna dissappear into some tax heaven like the bahamas or seychelles, and if you go to trial your lawyer is gonna cost more than your paycheck, of which you're gonna get cents on the dollar, so you're better off stealing all you can from your office before you go. As for future work, assuming you're doing real shit and not bullshit like HR, marketing, management or some flavor of ESG retardness then whats gonna happen is you're going back to the days of average salaries at the IT dept at a boring company and working on a cubicle with no perks (assuming you cared about that shit) or remote work, which sucks but not as much as having to do facialabuse porn which is what a lot of the aforementioned diversity hires will have to resort to.
LMAO meta just killed the metaverse and might kill their VR dept just like google killed stadia. And nvidia its fucked ever since minerfags started dumping used GPUs, and gamers refuse to buy the 4xxx series.
"Winners" my ass.
The last tweet in the OP is wrong. FDIC insures UP TO 250k on each account. So if you have 250,000.01 in your account, you'll still get 250,000.00. Would love to see the spread of account balances though. Surely some retards just lost their shirt, but every single financial expert I've ever talked to has always told me "never have more than 250k in your account. Always spread it across multiple institutions when you're dealing with that level of cash".
That being said, having 250k in liquid cash is a tard thing to do regardless unless you're buying a home or making a major purchase. Like seriously, go throw that money into bonds or something. There is no reason to hold that level of cash.
Edit: Nvm I'm rerarted. I didn't realize those were business accounts. They probably need to have a significant amount of cash on hand for payroll/acquisitions.
Does FDIC covers $250k per person or per account?
This is dominoes. You're going to see a lot of tech companies fail as they all depend on one another for the most part.
Same as the dotcom era when you had startups paying for ads on other startups' portals and those ads made the entirety of their revenue. That's how yahoo imploded.
Anyway, I hope kickstarter fucking dies.
It’s also interesting we have not heard much from Sam Bankman-Fried yet.
He's been memoryholed because of his dnc connections, damage control on a gamergate-scale.
Prep. Food, meds, silver, bullets, information (books mostly), toiletries.
Nah, you know what you need?
Bullets and antibiotics.
That's the money of a post-SHTF scenario, because neither are easy to make but are essential for surviving.
What happens to the bosses who can't pay their employees do the employees have any recourse?
They leave for a country with no extradition treaties or fake their deaths like that canuck from bittoro or whatever the name was.
Is that fucking book real or a /pol/ meme?
Joe Blogs is a bit of a moronic Doomposter. Mostly half assed regurgitations about China. He’s pure Aussie clickbait. Of the “was MH370 taken by aliens?” Variety. So he might be almost as bad as Jim Kramer. He’s not a financial analyst. He’s a Youtuber slowly working his way to lolcow.
Make a thread.
Problem is the only positions doing actual hiring are either nosebleed level (Chief of IT security, etc) or dogshit-level (Tier 1 tech support, "Tier 0.5" sales/customer disservice,etc.)
Still better than flipping burgers.
To be fair to the roomba in human form, apparently the UK SVB was a separate entity that hasn’t gone tits up.
Don't insult roombas comparing to them to this oxygen thief.
I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 10 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.
Just this morning at Whole Foods I seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about SVB in the water aisle... and I said it’s the canary in the coal mine signalling the complete economic collapse of the US. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number, maybe I can help you out if you are in a jam and she took it from me.
You forgot "and everybody clapped" at the end.