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We'll see, but the restaurant tweet for certain has that certain blurriness I associate with Street View.
The street view is very different than what he showed
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I'm not saying some turbo sperg didn't fly to Merida to mess Ralph up, I just know nobody has to be there to mess with Ralph's mind. I did not find other pics on reverse search, but restaurant pic looks cropped as fuck.

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Lil context: Ralph said during his depressing diner stream that he emailed Vickets with some kind of peace offering, most likely offering no contest plea, and complained Vickers didn't reply. It was my understanding that he emailed Vickers himself / not his lawyer because I think he even said "I shouldn't have done it" 'cos he has RO with Vickers, but I'd have to double check.
I’m suspecting the first rule of RO club is if you get contacted by the person restrained you don’t reply but forward everything to the court/lawyers/cops.
 
Where is this pussy getting a physical threat out of that? And he's so terrified he's staying home?

I guess you CAN Punt the Gunt!
And talked about going to Ecuador on two streams because "no extradition".

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Ralph is not focused on his legal writing he said he'll be busy with today, or he meant on twitter
1. Someone who is that scurred of "A THREAT AGAINST MUH LIFE!" turning around and saying this with his record of fights is a moron.

2. It's cute when The Gunt tries to act tough.

3. I'm sure everyone remembers going into RalphaMania how he threatened anyone coming to RalphaMania to serve him would meet up with his Security Force! And they might be ARMED!

Look how that turned out.
 
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I am calling it now. Ralph will never do IRL again if he thinks his dude RushPabst is in town.
This guy has already driven hours and hours to drone film the guntswamp and Ronnie's Crackshack. He has trespassed in to the interior to film it. I don't think he is a very stable guy. He might be going there to break Ralph's other eye socket :story:
 
well, this is getting interesting.

the hog hollers about not seeing his son (whom he's been able to visit since october).
he hollers about his bastard children never meeting (though it's a provision of the visitation agreement).
he hollers about his addictions (though they're what are keeping him in court and out of the states).
he hollers about his legal woes (though he refuses to pay for appropriate legal counsel).
he hollers about his son's grandfather (when it's his daughter's grandfather who will serve him next).

those five bar days are making him delusional and paranoid, and i am absolutely here for it! 💊💊💊💊💊
 
Correct. But if you set it back to 2014...

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You still can't replicate the image - so this isn't how he made it, but it does lend support to white paint+wooden sign=at least several years ago so therefore he probably didn't take that picture on site.
I found this on TripAdvisor from Feb 2023, not looking good Kiwibros!
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There is another entrance on the side but it looks different than this one.
 
I found this on TripAdvisor from Feb 2023, not looking good Kiwibros!
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There is another entrance on the side but it looks different than this one.
These fuckers cannot make up their mind about what color they want the place.

Either way we can't lose, however. Gay op? Even gayer baiting? We'll get to laugh at someone.
 
I just saw Ralph threaten to use content spray on twitter lol. Could piggies T-Rex arms reach into his manpurse to wrap his hog hoof around his womanly container of mace before the aylawgs rain down a shower of blows on his large misshapen head? Hopefully we will find out.
 
If the person is there to serve him, aren't they acting as some kind of agent of the US courts?
Assaulting them is a monumentally stupid idea.
 
If the person is there to serve him, aren't they acting as some kind of agent of the US courts?
Assaulting them is a monumentally stupid idea.
Especially since someone able to serve in Mejico probably knows the cops or even will have them with them.

And we all know Ralph turns absolute bitchmade when a cop is there (unless he just woke up and the cop is a bish)
 
Good to see bitchmade Ralph has moved on to "content spray" which is the gayest weapon in the sektur. Baked is a faggot for using it and Ralph too will be a faggot for using it. The only exception is if he blasts Chaggot in the face with it again.
 
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