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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I will say this.. I had a habit on and off for like 10 years, im an outlier but Ive never shot anything. To me, the juice aint worth the squeeze. oddly enough i may have quit because of this tranq cylazine bullshit the papis put into their dope thats leaked into my hometown as well, but not before i got this persistent ulcer on my foot. im just lucky to be alive tbh
Hey bruv. I don't know you and I don't know your situation but congrats on getting and staying clean.

Please stay that way, your life has value.
 
@Null I kinda want to see what would happen if you came on Blocked and Reported, I feel like they'd hate you or openly have to air some disgust towards you if they actually let you on.. If you do go on don't talk about Keffals beyond being disappointed in their reported, talk about the Monkey Torture porn or some weird lolcow who is effectively a legal pest.

It's a fun thing to imagine, but I doubt they'd give you the time of day.
 
"Some of us actually went to the ranch."

And? Its not like... yknow... the troons can make things look better than they usually are for when they know journos come. People actually living there have said that its heinous, though.
If this is the guy who at one point did some sort of journalism that involved touching sand (idk if his war journalism thing is real or a larp) then I'd imagine his standards for acceptable living conditions are... low.

A bunch of gun-happy horny men living in a barren wasteland, smells like sweat and questionable bodily fluids and someone sounds like they're fucking livestock out behind the shed? I'd imagine it's practically nostalgic.
 
"Some of us actually went to the ranch."
"Some of us actually went to Potemkin Village."

Yeah but that's not much use if you're literally blind and retarded.
And? Its not like... yknow... the troons can make things look better than they usually are for when they know journos come.
There's no way they could have made that vile hive of iniquity look remotely good. The fake news people deliberately covered up what was actually going on.
 
This tweet by Robert Evans is especially thunk-full:
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One of his reporters was present at the siege?

If there was a reporter during the Siege ™️ he must have plenty of footage and pics of the nazifascist hordes with their weapons and siege machines besieging the Tranch that he can easily show 🤔
 
If there was a reporter during the Siege ™️ he must have plenty of footage and pics of the nazifascist hordes with their weapons and siege machines besieging the Tranch that he can easily show 🤔
I thought it was strongly implied Ash has the footage. Shouldn't they release it to disprove Bonnie's claims?
 
[...] I saw him on livestreams chanting ACAB, [...]
This is driving me nuts, I've been thinking about it all day: can you tell me if the man in his twitter avatar picture is him? I've reversed imaged it and can't find anything, my current theory is it's a screencap from a tv show or movie, or maybe some obscure antifa martyr. I cannot believe he'd be so ridiculously self-important to stage that paperclip over a picture of himself, and then photograph his own larp portrait, like he's sharing his dossier pic from some super serial fascist secret police file.
 
This is driving me nuts, I've been thinking about it all day: can you tell me if the man in his twitter avatar picture is him? I've reversed imaged it and can't find anything, my current theory is it's a screencap from a tv show or movie, or maybe some obscure antifa martyr. I cannot believe he'd be so ridiculously self-important to stage that paperclip over a picture of himself, and then photograph his own larp portrait, like he's sharing his dossier pic from some super serial fascist secret police file.
He was behind the camera for the most part, but I have no reason to doubt that's his face. Here he is talking to our favorite new guntuber lolcow:


Saved a copy locally in case Karl takes that one down.
 
I thought it was strongly implied Ash has the footage. Shouldn't they release it to disprove Bonnie's claims?
Ash Coyote wasn't at the Tranch during the "siege", AFAIK. The "siege" was in early March 2021. I think Ash did all his filming in late 2021, when Kindness was trying to worm her way into the Tranch. This is probably a big reason why the Tranch documentary never came out - he was there filming while all this drama was going on. Not the best material when you're trying to paint the Tranch as a trans haven! :lol:

You're probably thinking of the statement Kindness put out a couple weeks ago. Part of it was about a meeting between the Tranchers and Bonnie & Kindness right after the latter two moved out:
Humbert Humbert said:
In (possibly) October 2021, it seems like they had a negotiation meeting between Bonnie and the rest of the tranchers that took place at Alyssa’s house. Everybody kind of ignored the elephant in the room and pretended like everything was fine between them and Alyssa. This may have been due to the fact that Ash Coyote was filming the whole thing for the ill-fated Tranch documentary.
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In a recent interview with Shiteater Jen, Jen tried to act like the meeting was disturbing & high-tension, which contradicts with what Kindness said above.
Norintha
Contact petered out come November, and we didn't see either of them again after a trip up to Kindness's to talk about Bonnie's future with the ranch.

Alynna Trypnotk : How did that talk go?

Norintha
It was disturbing
Neither of them could stay on topic for more than a few seconds and there were a hoard of pet rats free running all around the apartment
It smelled foul and Kindness was gaunt

Alynna Trypnotk
Are they still together? Are you suspecting Kindness is being abused?

Norintha
Everyone wanted to leave as fast as we could, uncomfortable wasn't the start of how they made the three of us still v
I mean the things Kindness tweets sounds like massive neglect is happening at best.
Making Kindness fashion a bedpan (which spills), refusing bus fare/suggesting they don't go to doctor visits/telling them Kindness isn't well enough to bathe when Kindness asks

Alynna Trypnotk : What was the result of that meeting, btw?

Norintha
The three of us (Mistress, Kat, and myself) were incredibly skeeved out and Bonnie ceased direct contact to everyone to the best of my knowledge.
Since Ash Coyote apparently filmed this meeting, then it would be easy to determine who's telling the truth - Ash simply has to release the footage. :)
Of course, that isn't going to happen. Ash has been dealing with severe depression for quite awhile (probably in part from not succeeding in his dream job of being a documentarian?), and Penny & co have continued to butter him up this whole time. I've always suspected that the Tranchers have had an ulterior motive for this... they're scared of Ash releasing the raw footage he recorded, which will likely show a lot of dysfunction at the Tranch.
 
He was behind the camera for the most part, but I have no reason to doubt that's his face. Here he is talking to our favorite new guntuber lolcow:


Saved a copy locally in case Karl takes that one down.
Oh my god, that is hilarious, these people are muppets. How are we loosing? Thank you
 
There's no way they could have made that vile hive of iniquity look remotely good. The fake news people deliberately covered up what was actually going on.

My headcanon is that they bought a giant canvas and painted a nicer version of the Tranch on it, then positioned it perfectly in front of the real Tranch like an episode of Looney Tunes.
 
I cannot believe he'd be so ridiculously self-important to stage that paperclip over a picture of himself, and then photograph his own larp portrait, like he's sharing his dossier pic from some super serial fascist secret police file.
That's exactly how ridiculously self-important Robert Evans (The Glowie Robert Evans) is.
what robert evans looks like.jpgwhat robert evans wants you to think he looks like.jpg
 
My headcanon is that they bought a giant canvas and painted a nicer version of the Tranch on it, then positioned it perfectly in front of the real Tranch like an episode of Looney Tunes.
My headcanon is they got together in a room and decided what the story was, and deliberately decided to ignore all the actual facts, because they're lying fucks.

Oh wait, that's what actually happened, because outside of every single one of them being absolutely retarded, they'd have had to lie to present this dying alpaca holocaust as being in any way good.
 
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