Lovequest YT 6/23 - Want to bang Chris? Deal of a lifetime!

[Keine]

Somehow, nobody has commented that he referred to himself as Stephanie Bustcakes yet.

 

[Ellinika]

Will Chris ever learn?

 

[Taily Puff]

If I had infinite money, I would probably wire Chris the cash for a night of his time, book a nice hotel room nearby to meet at, and just have no one show up.

I don't have infinite money, so instead I'll just laugh at him on the internet.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What if Chris is whoring himself out to buy Lego whores? How meta is that? That's like Whoreception right there.

Spoiler

 

[Blow Standard]

Somehow, nobody has commented that he referred to himself as Stephanie Bustcakes yet.

I thought that was the name of his pillow... wat...

 

[AnOminous]

https://vacode.org/18.2-346/

§ 18.2-346Being a prostitute or prostitution.
A. Any person who, for money or its equivalent, commits adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361, or offers to commit adultery, fornication or any act in violation of § 18.2-361 and thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof, shall be guilty of being a prostitute, or prostitution, which shall be punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor.

Some ween will probably call him in. I think even if they decided to go after him he'd get off because of the "thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof" language.

 

[Hmmpf!]

Ive got permanent erectile dysfunction after watching this.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

This is truly the depths of decadence and depravity. I remember when this fucker was making Pokémon cards.

Now you could pay him to fuck a Pokémon plushie.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Prostitutes have a significantly higher chance of being murdered than the general population. Let's hope Chris is one of them.

 

[nad7155]

Now I'm curious to see how he breaks these walls and gets even lower.

I have no idea, but he will manage it somehow.

He always does.

 

[Ellinika]

What if Chris is whoring himself out to buy Lego whores? How meta is that? That's like Whoreception right there.

Spoiler

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He had to find some way to get his autism bux. The tugboats engine isn't fast enough to satisfy his desire for transformers.

In all seriousness, do you guys think Chris will go to jail for this?

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

His idea of being a prostitute is probably hot women paying him hundreds of $ to grind on his strap-down while he lays back and thinks of Sonichu.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Philosophy 101:

If paying to fuck Chris would save Barb's life, would you

No.

It's cold-hearted, but... No.

 

[Taily Puff]

Some ween will probably call him in. I think even if they decided to go after him he'd get off because of the "thereafter does any substantial act in furtherance thereof" language.

I would imagine that even if this got reported to the police, they would assume it was some weird ass viral performance art. No one could possibly consider this realistic solicitation. We know he's being dead serious, but no normal non-autistic person would believe it.

 

[Milktheturtle]

Well,seems Chris is re-doing some of his famous moments.Last month he fucked a doll on camera again,and now we see the return of Carlos Chantor.

Chris is going insane.

 

[MetallicTunes]

I bet Chris made craigslist ads but then they got pulled immediately because he was probably very explicit.

"I'll tickle yo puss-ay."

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Anyone else notice that he's getting a bald spot in the back of his head?

Yup, you can clearly see a balding spot at the back of his head at 1:33. He surely looks more feminine by the day.

 

[Blow Standard]

He had to find some way to get his autism bux. The tugboats engine isn't fast enough to satisfy his desire for transformers.

In all seriousness, do you guys think Chris will go to jail for this?

I feel like this will probably go underneath the radar unless something actually comes from it. Which it won't.

 

[Ellinika]

Well,seems Chris is re-doing some of his famous moments.Last month he fucked a doll on camera again,and now we see the return of Carlos Chantor.

Chris is going insane.

He's realising were not giving him attention, and like all spergs he wants that attention back

 

[Taily Puff]

Philosophy 101:

If paying to fuck Chris would save Barb's life, would you

What about paying to fuck Barb if it would kill Chris?