DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DeeTracktor]

I hope Phil gets a redemption arc someday, Not for his own sake but for all this time I have sunk in watching this shit show.

Man in his 40's spends thousands of dollars a month on j-pegs of wrestlers from the 80's to act the big bollocks on a candy crush game

There is no redemption run here, only the divorce arc, the medical crisis arc and the second bankruptcy run to look forward to in the story of Mr P.P. Burnell

 

[grump]

DSP's attempt to facetank into a redemption arc would be almost commendable if it weren't so desperate and gay.

A redemption arc even a fake one would imply some attempt at mea culpa or an apology. This isn't a redemption arc although he's tried that in the past. This going on to podcasts and getting into reacks is an another attempt to break into the mainstream for those sweet sweet mrbeast/pewdiepie/caseyneistat bucks.

 

[Tears for T]

DSP's attempt to facetank into a redemption arc would be almost commendable if it weren't so desperate and gay.

To have a redemption you have to be open and genuinely apologize to his few fans. Phil will never do that, he is always in the right and knows best as the narcissist he is.

 

[Iron Father]

A redemption arc even a fake one would imply some attempt at mea culpa or an apology. This isn't a redemption arc although he's tried that in the past. This going on to podcasts and getting into reacks is an another attempt to break into the mainstream for those sweet sweet mrbeast/pewdiepie/caseyneistat bucks.

To have a redemption you have to be open and genuinely apologize to his few fans. Phil will never do that, he is always in the right and knows best as the narcissist he is.

Yes. Hence the "facetank" part.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This man doesn't need a redemption arc. He needs a brick to the head.

 

[Balr0g]

This man doesn't need a redemption arc. He needs a brick to the head.

But he is not doing that anymore! Just like "Ship her to the slave trade!" That is just observational humor and this lame brain detractors take everything out of context

 

[NotreallyPutin]

DSP isn't off the internet yet?

What I miss?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

This man doesn't need a redemption arc. He needs a brick to the head.

$206
why are people still giving this piece of shit money?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

$206
why are people still giving this piece of shit money?

Because this is a typical DSP fan

 

[Japs_eye]

So does this actual closeted homosexual have a problem with women in games OVERALL! What are you supposed to do, put a wig on all the male models!?!

Also, tf is this shit Dave? You been spending too much time in derichs twitter again? I don't want to hear this weird old man say the word "jailbait" ever again (the woman doesn't even look young which is concerning that Dave immediately thought of that). Makes me want to take a fucking shower bro

If I wanted to watch a bunch of weird pedophile incels I'd go to cozy TV DAVE!

 

[NotreallyPutin]

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So does this actual closeted homosexual have a problem with women in games OVERALL! What are you supposed to do, put a wig on all the male models!?!

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Also, tf is this shit Dave? You been spending too much time in derichs twitter again? I don't want to hear this weird old man say the word "jailbait" ever again (the woman doesn't even look young which is concerning that Dave immediately thought of that). Makes me want to take a fucking shower bro

Only women who are 500 + kilos are women to Dave. Anything below a miniature pony is considered a child.

But really, he's been doing this since he married his lovely mare. I think he's trying to overcompensate for when he was grossly over sexual by being an asexual cuck now.

Considering how retarded it is, it's actually perfect for his fans.

 

[Old Tonto]

Because this is a typical DSP fan

Great googly moogly, does that talking scoop of mashed potatoes have a tusk?

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So does this actual closeted homosexual have a problem with women in games OVERALL! What are you supposed to do, put a wig on all the male models!?!

Well, you see, those stupid developers don't usually add a 'Forsaking All Others' mode to their games, so matchoor a-dolts like Slobbering Phil can avoid triggering their why-foos. Nothing he could do.

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Also, tf is this shit Dave? You been spending too much time in derichs twitter again? I don't want to hear this weird old man say the word "jailbait" ever again (the woman doesn't even look young which is concerning that Dave immediately thought of that). Makes me want to take a fucking shower bro

As a guess, he probably figures that since they don't have jiggly silicone breast enhancements (In 2nd century China? Sure, why not?), they're obviously underage. Tuhuh.

 

[Japs_eye]

As a guess, he probably figures that since they don't have jiggly silicone breast enhancements (In 2nd century China? Sure, why not?), they're obviously underage. Tuhuh.

That's what is so weird about it. Like, this woman clearly has breasts. Like, ADULT booba. It'd make sense if it genuinely was some weird creepy Loli shit, and she was flat as a board and like 4 feet tall, but it's clearly an adult woman? Very odd.

Only women who are 500 + kilos are women to Dave. Anything below a miniature pony is considered a child.

Probably the realest answer tbh. Dave has the sexual proclivities of a middle aged black man. Call him captain Ahab cause he's chasing them white whales sheeeeet

 

[SamuraiHitler]

Because this is a typical DSP fan

The fuck happen to this creature? Looks like the abortion clinic missed one that day.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

I think has been posted before, apologies, but damn dude. Drunk tweeting an old acquaintance (they were never friends)?

That's low, blyat. He's going through mid life crisis hard.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

$206
why are people still giving this piece of shit money?

I mean it's the same people, if you look at the breakdown it's always funny:

$15 from Tarantula (Whale)
$20 from Dorlan (sock account, never seen before 1st time tip)
$20 from 1mm (Whale)
$28 from Opposite George (recently appeared sock, likely whale George Constanza 6.0/Ukranian Vodka/Superhound etc..)
$100 from ndo (Whale)
$20 from Bissle(?) (sock account, never seen before 1st time tip)

So minimum of $203/$228 of the final total were likely from the same whales/sock accounts that have been keeping him afloat for an age.

 

[Muu]

Door Dash and Patron are at risk
The snort fort is under attack

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

There's always grubhub and uber eats.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

Door Dash and Patron are at risk
The snort fort is under attack
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Oh no. He is either going full SHOOK mode on the pre-stream podcast or he’s going to have a CHILL, POSITIVE STREAM regardless of all the potentially damning news. Get those wallets open before it’s too late guys.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

There's always grubhub and uber eats.

Or lunch meat sandwiches.