I wonder if Dylan is aware that tomorrow (day 365) will be the best day of his life. Never again will he get so much attention and adulation for so little effort. It will all be shallow and superficial, but I don't think that matters to him. Attention is attention, after all.
I was hoping the show was going to be a bunch of overly theatrical variations of sucking Dylan’s metaphorical dick, but it appears to have taken on the role of being a vehicle for transgender talking points and faux-activism…..which makes me sick
I may or may not have thrown up in my mouth just now
I hope this is as bad as I think it’s going to be
Oh no! Dylan’s conservative, distant father flew in to ruin Dylan’s big day! Think Dylan can perform despite all the hate from his father? I mean….look at Jim, just standing there all transphobic and shit….

Frankly, it’s Dylan that looks uncomfortable and distant , not dad….
Dylan is the “Bless Your Heart” to Keffals’ “You Dumb Fucking Cunt”….a smoother, more polished face that’s easier to market to the mainstream, but the same insidious gender cult indoctrination and the same dismissive, seething hatred of women lies beneath the surface….
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I wanted to make triple sure that I wasn’t imagining that Dylan was first gay, then non-binary, then trans….
While rummaging around online, aside from the recent “news” that Dylan came out as trans at 4 years old, I found one article from April of ‘22 that also reported Dylan’s claim of precocious transitioning…..
4/18/22:
https://www.upworthy.com/transgender-comedian-shares-journey-tiktok
Archive:
http://archive.today/nTPfp
You know what would be wild, Kiwi’s? It would be just bonkers if during my searching, I stumbled upon one of Dylan’s TikToks, and it like, totally contradicted Dylan’s “I came out at 4” narrative? ….. Oh gee, that would just be crazy!
….Oooooh and it would be even nuttier if that very same TikTok was uploaded
two and a half months before the claims of coming out at 4 started up too! Oh man, that would just be insane!…… Because Dylan wouldn’t lie to us, right?….
Right?…..
I mean, the faces below are those of an honest man and definitely don’t look like the faces made by con artists when they are mid-lie or anything…..
Oh heyyyyy…..look at that, a TikTok made two and a half months before the April article was published…. Huh….I wonder what Dylan has to say here?….

So real

So fucking raw you guys
Wait…whoa….I’m sorry, Dylan, I think I stroked out for a second there because I didn’t quite catch that last part…. Can you run that by me one more time?

Well, both narratives can’t be true at the same time, so I wonder which one is the lie? Is it the story that he was gay for years the enby then trans, with years of social media posts to corroborate that sequence of events? Or the the story that not only fits the woke mold, but gives Dylan a victimhood card ad props up the idea of transing kids early?
It's a good thing that that totally happened for sure for realz.
If you liked that super beleveable story, you’ll love this very
TRUE and
HONEST TikTok that also completely and totally happened:
I’m considering hard drugs after this
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Remember when I said I’m seeing more and more in common between Keffals and Dylan?

Article:
https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/03...ssee-governor-bill-lee-trans-youth-statement/
Archive:
http://archive.today/AZfSA
Dylan is the “Bless Your Heart” to Keffals’ “You Dumb Fucking Cunt”, if you will…...a smoother, more polished face that’s easier to market to the mainstream, but the same insidious gender cult indoctrination and the same dismissive, seething hatred of women lies beneath the surface….
Never thought I’d say this, but between the two of them, Keffals is the
REALER one….
…And now that I’m thinking about it, I wonder what Queen Clara thinks of Dylan….. like his
actual opinion…..would he wholeheartedly accept Dylan as as trans equal to him, pre-op, 5’ o clock shadow and all? Could Keffals ever see someone without the chop and moobs an Equal?…Maybe even join forces to help trans kids all over the world? …..
OR…. Would Keffals try to use Dylan for clout/optics, either out of desperation or genuine desire? What if Keffals was cool to Dylan’s face for whatever reason, but tone-deaf, manic Dylan fucks up one day and basically tells Keffals that he’s “just like you Keffals” or “I understand completely/im going through that as a trans woman too” and Clara’s repressed rage boils to the surface?…. Then what would happen?
(nothing. Nothing would happen. They would only flap their cocksuckers at each other and do everything possible to avoid physical engagement)