Bank Run Watch 2023 after Silicon Valley Bank shutdown - Over 97% of SVB's assets were not FDIC insured

[Bill_Blazejowski]

I'm shocked he remembered what side the door was on.

 

[Honored guest]

SELL SELL SELL!

 

[Barry McKockner]

Holy fuck

So many halts on bank trading atm

There's more. It keeps scrolling. Download webull and just watch the biggest losers tab. You don't need an account to watch.

 

[Absolutego]

lmao NASDAQ's website is 50% "plz don't panic, here's our hamster wheel-tier rationalizations why" and 50% "here's why equity investing is the right thing to do", blanketed by a sea of red ticker notices

 

[Barry McKockner]

Banking is all a bloodbath right now. So much red. 5th3rd, regions, everyone is down.

 

[Bill_Blazejowski]

The (((Federal Reserve))) and its consequences have been a disaster for the USA.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Don't know why everyone is so worried, gold is up 2% today, silver is up 5%.

 

[Keystone]

"Doomp eet"

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

My former team lead was a pretty chill Burger who went to join an AI startup a year ago, hope he's gonna make it.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Banking is all a bloodbath right now. So much red. 5th3rd, regions, everyone is down.

JPM isn't doing too bad compared to others

 

[raspberry mocha]

Saw "US Gov. trying to prevent bank run" marquee on my local news this morning. It's so over.

 

[namvata]

>ONE
nothing wrong with me
>TWO
nothing wrong with me
>THREE
nothing wrong with me
>FOUR
nothing wrong with me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

They halted trading on ZION. This is no fucking fun. Damn you bankers

 

[draggs]

The dow is currently up a whole THIRTY POINTS, checkmate sweaties the firm hand of Hoe Biden and intrepid officers of the Treasury and Fed have things under control

 

[WelperHelper99]

JPM isn't doing too bad compared to others

Well that has me relieved, I have a car repair to pay out of savings.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Here's what's being done to prevent crisis from Silicon Valley Bank collapse
Associated Press (https://archive.ph/BtloI)
By Ken Sweet, Christopher Rugaber, Chris Megerian
2023-03-13 11:21:54GMT

What does this strong Black woman provide? A vital service, of course!

>Tiffany Dufu

Lmao I can't decide whether to go with "Tiffany Dindu" or just "ooga booga"

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I'm shocked he remembered what side the door was on.

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Run Gramps! Run!

On another note, look at the great leadership he is demonstrating. I am confident he can handle this crisis with as much tact as he handled that interview. Thank God, we don’t have to see mean tweets from Orange Hitler.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

>Tiffany Dufu

Tiffany Dintdu

 

[Caesare]

Pain meds. Kinky. And at a pretty decent dose. Semi synthetic, I'd still worry about withdrawals if you were planning on using this for survival, but let's be real... this is most likely some doctor hopping addict bullshit

That's not a decent dose. Those are 5mg hydrocodone's. Literally the weakest ones they make. Nobody is going into withdrawals from those unless they take them regularly for an extended period of time, and even then it would be an extremely mild detox.

 

[Bill_Blazejowski]

Run Gramps! Run!

On another note, look at the great leadership he is demonstrating. I am confident he can handle this crisis with as much tact as he handled that interview. Thank God, we don’t have to see mean tweets from Orange Hitler.

That's the last we'll see of him for days. His handlers will dangle an ice cream cone in front of him and lead him into the basement.