Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[cybertoaster]

How the fuck you get crow's feet like that at 24?

And he has middle age office clerk-face, don't know how delusional you have to be to think you can transition with that.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Favorite fan encounter: he was seeing Sweeney Todd, there was a young trans girl behind him and she said her and her mom already had tickets to his day 365 show and that they watch his video together everyday. Dylan met the girl's mom and the mom started crying seeing him. Dylan hugged the mom and thanked her for accepting her child

It's a good thing that that totally happened for sure for realz.

 

[Risky Horse Business]

How the fuck you get crow's feet like that at 24?

And he has middle age office clerk-face, don't know how delusional you have to be to think you can transition with that.

Smoking, sun, absolutely dogshit bad diet or bad luck?
Some people are suggesting hormones but I don't know if Dylan is really tru trans and popping them titty skittles.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Smoking, sun, absolutely dogshit bad diet or bad luck?
Some people are suggesting hormones but I don't know if Dylan is really tru trans and popping them titty skittles.

Thin skin, genetics etc, botox and fillers can fix that but your milage may vary by results.

 

[Jane Eyre]

Dylan gave a short rundown of the show tomorrow, how he will be entering the Rainbow room, where some people will sit, where the all female orchestra is going to be and similar things in this Tiktok vid.

On IG stories he posted videos without a sound of his coming duet with Renee Rapp.

He also advertised that there will be a lottery of some tickets to come to the show in person for free but whenever I looked today during the day at the link it showed that no tickets are available. However I might have missed the deadline.

Rest of IG stories.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Them eyebrows.

 

[Amin Yamumm]

where the all female orchestra

Transphobe!!!!

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Dylan gave a short rundown of the show tomorrow, how he will be entering the Rainbow room, where some people will sit, where the all female orchestra is going to be and similar things in this Tiktok vid.

Dylan's open-mouthed dead-eyed looks remind me of nothing so much as Sock & Buskin, the comedy and tragedy masks or a snake unhinging its jaw.

How the fuck you get crow's feet like that at 24?

It could have something to do with the campy and exaggerated facial expressions he's regularly making. A human face can presumably only sustain so much abuse.

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

I wonder if Dylan is aware that tomorrow (day 365) will be the best day of his life. Never again will he get so much attention and adulation for so little effort. It will all be shallow and superficial, but I don't think that matters to him. Attention is attention, after all.

I hope you enjoy it, Dylan. It's all going to be downhill from here.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Smoking, sun, absolutely dogshit bad diet or bad luck?
Some people are suggesting hormones but I don't know if Dylan is really tru trans and popping them titty skittles.

Dude, I've worked outside all my adult life in sun and rain, smoked since I was 13, am a non drinking alcoholic who is significantly older than Dyldo here and I've got zero crows feet.

That just leaves bad luck - and no one's luck is THAT bad.

 

[umami's milk]

Dude, I've worked outside all my adult life in sun and rain, smoked since I was 13, am a non drinking alcoholic who is significantly older than Dyldo here and I've got zero crows feet.

That just leaves bad luck - and no one's luck is THAT bad.

He's also anorexic. I know his face seems wide and full but that's just his bone structure. Without the fat to fill the skin his face just deflates.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

I wonder if Dylan is aware that tomorrow (day 365) will be the best day of his life. Never again will he get so much attention and adulation for so little effort. It will all be shallow and superficial, but I don't think that matters to him. Attention is attention, after all.

I was hoping the show was going to be a bunch of overly theatrical variations of sucking Dylan’s metaphorical dick, but it appears to have taken on the role of being a vehicle for transgender talking points and faux-activism…..which makes me sick


I may or may not have thrown up in my mouth just now

I hope this is as bad as I think it’s going to be


Oh no! Dylan’s conservative, distant father flew in to ruin Dylan’s big day! Think Dylan can perform despite all the hate from his father? I mean….look at Jim, just standing there all transphobic and shit….

Frankly, it’s Dylan that looks uncomfortable and distant , not dad….

https://instagram.com/stories/dylanmulvaney/3056945752662060107?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Dylan is the “Bless Your Heart” to Keffals’ “You Dumb Fucking Cunt”….a smoother, more polished face that’s easier to market to the mainstream, but the same insidious gender cult indoctrination and the same dismissive, seething hatred of women lies beneath the surface….

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I wanted to make triple sure that I wasn’t imagining that Dylan was first gay, then non-binary, then trans….

While rummaging around online, aside from the recent “news” that Dylan came out as trans at 4 years old, I found one article from April of ‘22 that also reported Dylan’s claim of precocious transitioning…..


4/18/22: https://www.upworthy.com/transgender-comedian-shares-journey-tiktok
Archive: http://archive.today/nTPfp

You know what would be wild, Kiwi’s? It would be just bonkers if during my searching, I stumbled upon one of Dylan’s TikToks, and it like, totally contradicted Dylan’s “I came out at 4” narrative? ….. Oh gee, that would just be crazy!

….Oooooh and it would be even nuttier if that very same TikTok was uploaded two and a half months before the claims of coming out at 4 started up too! Oh man, that would just be insane!…… Because Dylan wouldn’t lie to us, right?….

Right?…..

I mean, the faces below are those of an honest man and definitely don’t look like the faces made by con artists when they are mid-lie or anything…..



Oh heyyyyy…..look at that, a TikTok made two and a half months before the April article was published…. Huh….I wonder what Dylan has to say here?….





So real


So fucking raw you guys




Wait…whoa….I’m sorry, Dylan, I think I stroked out for a second there because I didn’t quite catch that last part…. Can you run that by me one more time?




Well, both narratives can’t be true at the same time, so I wonder which one is the lie? Is it the story that he was gay for years the enby then trans, with years of social media posts to corroborate that sequence of events? Or the the story that not only fits the woke mold, but gives Dylan a victimhood card ad props up the idea of transing kids early?

It's a good thing that that totally happened for sure for realz.

If you liked that super beleveable story, you’ll love this very TRUE and HONEST TikTok that also completely and totally happened:

I’m considering hard drugs after this


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Remember when I said I’m seeing more and more in common between Keffals and Dylan?




Article: https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/03...ssee-governor-bill-lee-trans-youth-statement/

Archive: http://archive.today/AZfSA


Dylan is the “Bless Your Heart” to Keffals’ “You Dumb Fucking Cunt”, if you will…...a smoother, more polished face that’s easier to market to the mainstream, but the same insidious gender cult indoctrination and the same dismissive, seething hatred of women lies beneath the surface….

Never thought I’d say this, but between the two of them, Keffals is the REALER one….

…And now that I’m thinking about it, I wonder what Queen Clara thinks of Dylan….. like his actual opinion…..would he wholeheartedly accept Dylan as as trans equal to him, pre-op, 5’ o clock shadow and all? Could Keffals ever see someone without the chop and moobs an Equal?…Maybe even join forces to help trans kids all over the world? …..OR…. Would Keffals try to use Dylan for clout/optics, either out of desperation or genuine desire? What if Keffals was cool to Dylan’s face for whatever reason, but tone-deaf, manic Dylan fucks up one day and basically tells Keffals that he’s “just like you Keffals” or “I understand completely/im going through that as a trans woman too” and Clara’s repressed rage boils to the surface?…. Then what would happen?

(nothing. Nothing would happen. They would only flap their cocksuckers at each other and do everything possible to avoid physical engagement)

 

[thebigdream]

Everytime I hear this faggot talk I can't help but think, this person has never faced adversity in their life. Yet much as I want to get MATI at him, he really is the perfect piece of surreal performance art, at which I cannot help but laugh. He looks and sounds like a demon in a way no actor could replicate, because that's the one part of his experience that isn't fake - he really is freakish and demented.

 

[Amin Yamumm]

I may or may not have thrown up in my mouth just now


I hope this is as bad as I think it’s going to be

Dylan said in that video that "At a time when the trans community is so under fire". Does he not realise that he is at heart of this "being unfire"

I don't think anyone attending the show of viewing it online will ever be critical of it, no matter how bad it is. Which it probably will be.

Dylan won't care eithrr way as he counts the money in his bank account

 

[soryu2electricboogaloo]

Dylan looks so much like Davey Havok from AFI here

Incredible to see another man express his femininity and never once thought he should've been born female because of it.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

An all female orchestra? Yeah, there's no way you can write the existence of such a thing as anything but woke pandering. All female choirs exist because there are some pieces that simply cannot be performed by men. But an orchestra? You can't tell me there are pieces that simply cannot be performed by a male cellist and must be performed by a female cellist.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

How many social media posts do you think Dylan will make today? I’m thinking 4 at a minimum….



As a matter of fact, yes Dylan, I have….

That headband is one of the worst things I’ve ever seen


Edit: if anyone knows how to look into deleted Instagram accounts or posts made before an account changed names, please dm me.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator II]

Dylan case got me thinking how we can use wokeness to self-immolate.
Hear me out.
1. I think that genuine part of critical race theory popularity is that in brown cultures narcissism is less tolerated. It's relatively easy for miseducated brown people to point at whites who are clueless narcissists and to mistake whiteness with narcissism.
2. There is of course the insidious part of CRT instilled by crazy leftists who want to undermine any vestiges of tradition, but I think brown people are less susceptible to intellectual brain-washing, they operate more on emotions, and the natural repulsiveness of narcissism would be a source of genuine emotional response.
3. Here enters Dylan. He seems to be beyond reproach due to the current year hierarchy of oppression. However, I noticed that some of his more vocal critics are women of color.
4. We can amplify POC women critique of Dylan as he stands against the values of black and indigenous women, and operates on his "white privilege". Stress his class, his wealth, and consumerism. Show that he presents impossible standards of beauty and skin-care. Also trans-folk of color has to endure years of hard sex-work before they can even dream about gender-affirming surgeries.

 

[Unabomber Eleven]

Hooray!

We are on post # 2 and it’s not even noon yet!


Oh how I wish this were a “What’s in the box???!” moment….



Um… excuse me?….


Jesus fucking Christ

 

[LimeRikki]

Dylan case got me thinking how we can use wokeness to self-immolate.
Hear me out.
1. I think that genuine part of critical race theory popularity is that in brown cultures narcissism is less tolerated. It's relatively easy for miseducated brown people to point at whites who are clueless narcissists and to mistake whiteness with narcissism.
2. There is of course the insidious part of CRT instilled by crazy leftists who want to undermine any vestiges of tradition, but I think brown people are less susceptible to intellectual brain-washing, they operate more on emotions, and the natural repulsiveness of narcissism would be a source of genuine emotional response.
3. Here enters Dylan. He seems to be beyond reproach due to the current year hierarchy of oppression. However, I noticed that some of his more vocal critics are women of color.
4. We can amplify POC women critique of Dylan as he stands against the values of black and indigenous women, and operates on his "white privilege". Stress his class, his wealth, and consumerism. Show that he presents impossible standards of beauty and skin-care. Also trans-folk of color has to endure years of hard sex-work before they can even dream about gender-affirming surgeries.

I think in woke paper scissors trans beats poc UNLESS the poc is also trans.

Which trans black queen is up to face Dyldo head to head?