Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Anonymus Fluhre said:
That's because he likes trannies.
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i think at this point it is very clear he is a chaser. his anger comes from pent up sexual frustration caused by being ignored by brianna wu. if only wu would let him get a piece of that neo-vag then pat would chill out.
 
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I saw Patrick S. Tomlinson at a grocery store in Milwakee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him or ask him for any pepperoni or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him mutter "enjoy prison stalker" as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her with a "no child" and told her to scan them each individually "to prevenT any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and gave me this smug Dreamworks smirk. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
 
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I think I've seen enough of Pat's tweets to guess what his writing is like. The protagonist is a perfect person who can do no wrong and calls every antagonist a "stalker child" before sending them away to prison. He doesn't strike me as someone who could write Sci fi whether it be hard or soft. I'm surprised no one has hit with the Deus Ex quote "Why don't you try getting a job" yet. I don't have a Twitter and I know the rules here say to not poke the cows (sow in this case) so I wouldn't regardless. He really needs to just get offline.

Sorry I'm a bit MATI because fatty reminds me of this guy who used to alog me (also a shitty writer).
 
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James done did it said:
His trolls are slimmer, more attractive, have better relationships and make more money than he does.
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"Hey honey? I've squeezed into my pink push-up bustier, could you hold the phone at a flattering angle so we can send a picture of my breasts to Patrick S. Tomlinson? I think it's so funny when he calls you a stalker child."
Actually nevermind that does sound like a great relationship.
 
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Law said:
"Hey honey? I've squeezed into my pink push-up bustier, could you hold the phone at a flattering angle so we can send a picture of my breasts to Patrick S. Tomlinson? I think it's so funny when he calls you a stalker child."
Actually nevermind that does sound like a great relationship.
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"Look. I was okay when you started having me call you "stalker child" instead of "honey" and even when you moved us to Wisconsin, but you've taken this too far. You forgot our anniversary because you were too busy sending Wookiee texts as Patrick's liver! I feel like you care more about trolling Patrick Tomlinson than you do me!"
"Hush. I no longer have use of you if you can't silence yourself, harlot. I have ascended to a higher plane of Patsistence. If you leave, I shall merely acquire a second, better wife. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to Milwaukee city hall to file a complaint against Patrick's driveway. If you're still here upon my return, we shall dine at Hooligan's per usual in our regular seats so that I might throw peanut shells at Patrick. I shall grant you the opportunity to pay for our meals to make up your insolence to me."

"But I pay every time! Because you don't have a job!"
"Those are your delusions speaking, stalker. Trolling Pat pays me the exact same as his writing career pays him. Plus, you pay using our money, anyway. I'm off on my Vespa to city hall now, I really cannot waste another second talking to my mental inferiors when I have more pressing matters to which I must attend... Love you, honey."
 
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lmao the rascals are so deranged. "look sexy for fatrick! squeeze em together honey, let patrick really see those big tits!"

when patposting is part of your marriage you have crossed a line that i personally hope i will never get anywhere near
 
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lindsayfan said:
lmao the rascals are so deranged. "look sexy for fatrick! squeeze em together honey, let patrick really see those big tits!"

when patposting is part of your marriage you have crossed a line that i personally hope i will never get anywhere near
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Inb4 someone makes a community watch thread for the brothermen.
 
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lindsayfan said:
lmao the rascals are so deranged. "look sexy for fatrick! squeeze em together honey, let patrick really see those big tits!"

when patposting is part of your marriage you have crossed a line that i personally hope i will never get anywhere near
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They’re not married but I think they both enjoy clowning Pat. Sounds p fun tbqhwy.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I think Jabba the Hutt would be more fitting here instead of Darth Vader. Because I don't know if you guys noticed but Patrick is, well, extremely fat.
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Been there, done that, child.
 
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He's been back from Mexico for a week and shared only a single picture with no discernible details. No food photos, no review of the hotel sex he had with his wife, no vehicles spotted down there.

He hasn't shown us his face since Halloween (not counting that one convention since it was other people posting pictures of him)

Pat making an effort to de-lolcow himself? Is he self conscious about being fat all of a sudden? Following orders from Nikki?

His yearly "starting up the bike for the first time after winter" video should be coming up, I wonder if he'll hide his face this year.
 
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