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I hope that dog is brought to a shelter. It would be best to keep her away from the Scalfani's
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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It would be adopted out before anyone could blink as it is not a shitbull.
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He's gone to the movies often because he complained about not being able to go during lockdown. There's even a picture of him being a total asshole to Hammy because she wanted to see a Chick Flick and he's acting like it's killing him.
Throw a pair of Depends on him and just have the nursing staff clean him up when he gets back. Hammy sure as hell isn't doing that.
There's no butter there only artificial butter flavored grease unless they give the option for it like a couple extra bucks and you get real butter on your popcorn.
And yes, he's done the "no carbs = healthy" thing before. Charles has really messed with his mind convincing him that sugar is the real enemy. Never mind that glucose is our primary fuel.
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Jack and TamHam at least used to have one of those movie theatre subscriptions. I get that your options for fun are limited when everybody hates you and are so out of shape you blow out both ACLs doing a 2km charity walk, but with how prudish they are it's odd how much they consoom modern cinema.
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When Jack had stroke #4 he fell on hope and crushed her to death. Press F in the chat for Hope.
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Movies are the only thing they have to do besides eating and church.
Usually movie theaters have many options close by catering to those that love shoveling meat, cheese, salt and grease straight down their throat.
So an unlimited movie pass is a great fit for Jagoff and Tranny ... and those two will even go to see flicks meant for eight year olds
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Call me late and gay but also Christmas ends with Epiphany on January 6. the 25th is the first day of Christmas not the 12th. Great theological insight you've got there, Warrior Of Jesus.
Also in those home listing photos I absolutely love the ancient-Greek tragic irony of all the pots and pans in the kitchen being hung up on the ceiling well above Jack's head.
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Jack Scalfani appeals to me in a lot of similar ways as DSP does. Both are fat, ignorant, lazy, entitled narcissists. They both embody the very worse sterotypes of the average american. Just one of them is surreal, making others ask themselves 'how the fuck are they real?' but Fat Jack Scalfani takes it to another level. Years and years of cooking with no increase in ability or skill, he's not some expert when he started that he had no room to grow his skills, he's so fucking incomptent he undercooks chicken regularly. He's at the fucking bottom yet he has not and cannot become better, is this just an aspect of his raging narcissim since you can't grow if you can't admit ever that you may have fucked up and been at fault for something? Or is he just so lazy that since the slop he makes is good enough for him that's good enough?
Even despite this Jack can't life my right arm Scalfani is such a pig, so uttelry obessed with shoving the worse kinds of 'food' avalible down his gob that he's had four strokes. Many good decent people die early from having just one but this fat, ugly, crippled, evangelical christian fanatic idiot has had four and stillwalks waddles is pushed in a wheelchair amongst us.
It's a common sentiment amongst anyone in any medical job to notice its nearly always pieces of shit cockroaches like him that refuse to fucking die. Their body is all kinds of fucked up from their own personal life choices and instead of doing the decent thing of dropping dead they just keep on living, refusing to admit guilt and refusing to change. Scalfani lost his right arm and refused physio to try and get it back and now he's lost his legs. He won't bother trying to learn to walk again but he will post dumb boomer shit talking down and degrading others on his facebook.
Filled with anger as seen when he nearly murdered his own son over nothing, filled with homosexual cocklust that has created a hole within himself that he fills by gorging on meat and fatty greasy food. Incurious about the world but also utterly lacking in any self loathing or self reflection. He's nothing more than a creature of petty comforts that could not exist outside the united states. Like how our Dear Feeder talks about how Ethan Ralph as a wigger could not exist outside the US, I think the same can be said for Jack so fat hes had four strokes and counting Scalfani. He's so american it's almost like hes a method actor that's trying a little too hard and is a little too hard on the nose. He claims hes gone over a decade without walking more than 2 kms, something most people do day to day without thinking about it. So used to having junk food the very second he decides he wants it he goes into a rage if anything prevents that or if his crap food isn't sloppy, greasy and unhealthy enough. He's so hateable and fun to mock because he doesn't have a single redeeming quality.
He'll die soon and we will be the only group of people on Earth to miss him and truly care he's gone, that is his legacy.
Even despite this Jack can't life my right arm Scalfani is such a pig, so uttelry obessed with shoving the worse kinds of 'food' avalible down his gob that he's had four strokes. Many good decent people die early from having just one but this fat, ugly, crippled, evangelical christian fanatic idiot has had four and still
It's a common sentiment amongst anyone in any medical job to notice its nearly always pieces of shit cockroaches like him that refuse to fucking die. Their body is all kinds of fucked up from their own personal life choices and instead of doing the decent thing of dropping dead they just keep on living, refusing to admit guilt and refusing to change. Scalfani lost his right arm and refused physio to try and get it back and now he's lost his legs. He won't bother trying to learn to walk again but he will post dumb boomer shit talking down and degrading others on his facebook.
Filled with anger as seen when he nearly murdered his own son over nothing, filled with homosexual cocklust that has created a hole within himself that he fills by gorging on meat and fatty greasy food. Incurious about the world but also utterly lacking in any self loathing or self reflection. He's nothing more than a creature of petty comforts that could not exist outside the united states. Like how our Dear Feeder talks about how Ethan Ralph as a wigger could not exist outside the US, I think the same can be said for Jack so fat hes had four strokes and counting Scalfani. He's so american it's almost like hes a method actor that's trying a little too hard and is a little too hard on the nose. He claims hes gone over a decade without walking more than 2 kms, something most people do day to day without thinking about it. So used to having junk food the very second he decides he wants it he goes into a rage if anything prevents that or if his crap food isn't sloppy, greasy and unhealthy enough. He's so hateable and fun to mock because he doesn't have a single redeeming quality.
He'll die soon and we will be the only group of people on Earth to miss him and truly care he's gone, that is his legacy.
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To be fair, Jack actually wants to see those since he does watch pre-school shows. He also gets butthurt when Tammy makes him see a chick flick.
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And to Jack, chick flick means anything with more emotional depth than the trough of grease he rams his pig snout into any time he wants more lard.
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I was thinking just the same last night. I hope that Hope is surrendered to a shelter and eventually got that harness taken off of her. That poor sweetheart. She deserves a loving home.
Didn't he go see that League of Superpets movie last year? IIRC he waddled out because one of the characters was gay
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Yeah he also cried about subliminal messaging in a children's cartoon too
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At this point he'd have to stay there and put up with it until the wrangler could move him out.
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"I'm trying out a new form of therapy, it's called placebo."
They really used an advil capsule as a prop lol.
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Whenever I come back in to check up on Jack I'm always amazed at what a shithead he's capable of being. There's a weird amnesia that happens to me where I forget that he's a big asshole crybaby and just revert back to thinking he's just a really bad chef. On one hand I hope the fucker is stuck in that nursing home for months because he deserves it but on the other hand the staff shouldn't have to deal with him any longer than necessary.
Looking forward to when he gets his handicapped sticker and scooter so he can complain about how things are unfair for his specific self-inflicted circumstances, especially when he starts comparing himself to other disabled people who "don't really need to park that close". It'll happen, mark my words.
Looking forward to when he gets his handicapped sticker and scooter so he can complain about how things are unfair for his specific self-inflicted circumstances, especially when he starts comparing himself to other disabled people who "don't really need to park that close". It'll happen, mark my words.
I heard production needed to make extreme financial cutbacks during filming. Apparently, most of the budget went towards butter and cooking pans.
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Caught up on this thread over the past couple days and I really don't have words. Glad to be diving in as the hospital arc is still live.
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To be fair while cheap and something they probably had in their medicine cabinet it's not that much different than what is used in movies and TV when somebody takes a pill. They tend to be sugar pills or, in some cases, candy.
The thing that concerned me was the level of acting in the movie. Hardly better than community theater acting but the trailer was decently cut. I'll give it that.
All producer means in this case is, "I gave some money towards the making of the movie". He's not even listed in the credits on IMDB meaning his effort was minimal at best but Charles, who wrote it, probably played up his involvement.
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jack catered the filming with his famous lazy man's lasagna. and while they were held up a few days by a completely random case of mass food poisoning, they managed to finish filming thanks to their wonderful producer