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[Fapcop]

FTM living that sweet “stealth” life… Nobody knows she’s a pooner, honest!

Goes to a convenience store and is instantly clocked as a pooner:



Didn’t screenshot the comments but they were full of cope. “She was probably trans herself hehe! That’s why she could tell! Totally not because you’ve been living a lie, he!”

 

[LimeRikki]

FTM living that sweet “stealth” life… Nobody knows she’s a pooner, honest!

Goes to a convenience store and is instantly clocked as a pooner:

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Didn’t screenshot the comments but they were full of cope. “She was probably trans herself hehe! That’s why she could tell! Totally not because you’ve been living a lie, he!”

I'm starting to think that "passing" is actually just everyone else is not saying anything.

How does it never occur to them that everyone is just being polite?

... I mean the answer is mental illness and denial. But still.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

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That day is growing closer every day, and i hope i live to see it...

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Cucked by puberty

There's a lady at my job who's really tall, around 6'1"-6'2". She also works out a lot and rides a bike to work so she's pretty thin. Somehow no one mistakes this lady for a man even though she's taller than the average guy and has, as the troons say, a "small chest". Entry #1,000,292 in troons reducing the opposite sex to what they find fuckable.

 

[Dylan]

Turkish tranny "Selin Ciğerci" (powerword: Hasan Ünsal) opens his own cosmetics/beauty shop in the most conservative city in Turkey, almost got "lynched" by conservative Muslims. The tranny has been defended by feminists and leftists online, even made it on the TV.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1634879231149867008

https://www.diken.com.tr/selin-cigerciye-konyada-linc-girisimi/

Hasan "Selin Ciğerci" Ünsal before and after troonism:
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85% HSTS, married to a man after transition.

Even after transition, he has the "look" of a merchant.

 

[Meiwaku]

That is a RUFF 26 bruh

 

[Fapcop]

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That is a RUFF 26 bruh

Ahh, the gender euphoria of looking like a 40 year old NEET!

Something about a woman’s skull just look fucking OFF when they get bald.

Men can pull it off, but these chicks always end up looking like weird goblins.

The pube beard only makes it look comical.

 

[SpiderBitch]

That day is growing closer every day, and i hope i live to see it...

Oh, cis allies are already leaving not because it's too much work, but witnessing how unhinged trannies truly are.

Yeah hun… Sure! It’s the CHEST that’s the dealbreaker! Suuure…

(This is the same person that was too fat to fit a strapon and mad that gay men don't find ftms who dont even pass attractive, lol)

 

[gateway]

 

[glue eater]

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That is a RUFF 26 bruh

Holy shit it's Cobson.



Balding at 18 and becoming a soyjak, very normal.

 

[Dylan]

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Girl will probably attempt a suicide, we can hope the scare of near death experience will invigorate her desire to live.
She can go scorched earth on those loons with this message.

 

[gateway]

Girl will probably attempt a suicide, we can hope the scare of near death experience will invigorate her desire to live.
She can go scorched earth on those loons with this message.

If he didn't already. When you get to that point in your tranny "career", it is very hard to go back.

 

[Neko GF]

>TFW when you ruined your body because of /tttt/ meme

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[S.C Malthus]

"I sure hope I can pass as a scrawny guy while having to censor major portions of my selfie to do so"

FTM triggered due to inanimate boner joke.

Despite regularly claiming that misgendering them is a transphobic microagression bordering on genocide...a lot of them sure do get off on being misgendered

 

[Phenax]

Something about a woman’s skull just look fucking OFF when they get bald.

Agreed. I have the feeling that if Tiffrey Dahmer here turned her head, her skull would look exactly like Tyler1's. Unfortunately this phrenological phenomenon is all she has in common with any man in terms of appearance...

 

[Am a tigoor]

The inverted penis thing didn't work.
Tear out the hideous remains of a penis, transplant some of his anus to be the pseudo-vagina.

Something disturbing just occurred to me.
Does this mean that getting dicked in the ass is ruined also (assuming he was into it)?

Potentially yeah. Intestinal scarring is a common problem with bowel resections, which this pretty much is. The scarring can cause strictures so surgery on the rectum could prevent anything from being inserted, unless you want to tear yourself a new asshole. However the sigmoid colon is above the rectum, but it's close enough that these sorts of complications might be a concern depending on which section they remove.

 

[Procrastinhater]

These minors are turning out this way because no one is allowed to call them retarded

Exactly. Bullying serves a useful purpose something I would have e thought a self proclaimed "Longtime Lurker" would have understood.
Instead this clown comes in here acting like a moral faggot as if he really cares, when all he is doing is concern trolling he was even on the fucking Gunt Board telling posters on the Gunt Board they should have "basic human empathy" for the Gunts creepy horse bride.

Coddling kids and not laughing at them and shaming them back into line is the reason our society is such a fucking mess and full of weirdos.
Shame and bullying serves a useful purpose in straightening out freaks that would otherwise end up worse, or scaring the ones that can't be helped into keeping that shit to themselves.
If you put yourself online acting like a freak, I'm gonna take the piss.
I don't care if its 14 year old Brett Ghey, grooming kids and preaching about "sissy hypno" or a 45 year old gigahon showing off his skinny skirts.
Do dumb shit, you're gonna get mocked.
Do it enough, you might even get your own thread.

 

[Toilet Grenade]

Yes, they could. Our digestive system's health directly affects our mental state.

Would it kill them to eat a salad every once in a while?

 

[Houseplant]

I'm starting to think that "passing" is actually just everyone else is not saying anything.

How does it never occur to them that everyone is just being polite?

... I mean the answer is mental illness and denial. But still.

Practically nobody passes and it is all polite pretending that troons took as sincere, probably because troons are usually autistic. They took it and ran with it and claim all sorts of shit like gynaecologists being unable to tell a male with a rolled up sheet of colon stuffed into his crotch from a woman.

It occurs to them that this is what’s going on, but that thought hurts so they run from it and demand they be soothed by their peers or spend hours editing photos of themselves into something less disgusting.

 

[Monuklear]

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That is a RUFF 26 bruh

How/why does this even happen? I know a guy who started balding in highschool, but even he didn't reach this level by 26. And this poor girl probably started taking HRT a few years ago, so this must've happened very quickly.
Are women just naturally more susceptible to DHT? Or is it something to do with the cancer drugs in their hormone cocktails?

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Practically nobody passes and it is all polite pretending that troons took as sincere, probably because troons are usually autistic. They took it and ran with it and claim all sorts of shit like gynaecologists being unable to tell a male with a rolled up sheet of colon stuffed into his crotch from a woman.

It occurs to them that this is what’s going on, but that thought hurts so they run from it and demand they be soothed by their peers or spend hours editing photos of themselves into something less disgusting.

Correct. I’ve been thinking how painful and addictive a Pass or Clock app would be for them, where the troon would be required to record themselves in movement and talking at random times of the day (similar to BeReal).