Lolcow STEELEWORLDWIDE / TRENTSTEELE1 / Trent Steele / Adam Azaltovic - Malt Liquor Evangelist, Alcoholic, McDonald's Connoisseur, Harasses Random People On The Street

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SaidNoOneEver said:
The company claims it's not a malt liquor but it technically is
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:disagree: Not MALTLICKERRRR. The ice beer process is similar to applejack. They freeze off some of the water to increase the ABV. Maybe you were thinking of Steel Reserve or Hurricane? Those are Malt Liquors that are usually sold near the Ice Beer tall cans.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
I mentioned that in the OP but I've gone ahead and added the link to where it started in the OP. I did a brief search for his name on the forum and besides one random namedrop in the KingCobraJFS thread, he was only discussed in CG as far as I could tell.
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I glanced over the OP and didn't see the reference, sorry.

Having read it now here's what I think:
From what I recall of his encounter with ComicsGate (it was a while ago and memory has faded), it was hilarious because the CG cows are the sort who want to be respected and taken seriously, then this small channel crazyman in what looks like a wrestling mask chugging 40oz in front of a castle of liquor boxes shows up out of nowhere, gets them all to grovel for his approval, shits all over them, and makes them look retarded. He played them and it was beautiful. It was not an L for him.

However other material you've provided I think is cow behavior:
  • His genuine attacks of other malt liquor YouTubers.
  • His drinking in public and harassing bystanders.
  • His arguing with law enforcement and all the "you assaulted me" shit is no different than first amendment auditor faggotry.
I'm not sure the MAGA hat incident should count though. Hard to tell without more context. Could've just been he went there assuming his hat would be fine but those people chimped out at him unprovoked. However he did upload the video, but I'm not sure if the intention was to attentionwhore or just fish for support because he's apparently a Trump supporter.

The flat earth and conspiracy stuff just seems like trolling to me.

My verdict: Teetering on the edge of cowdom at times, but not a lolcow.

I find him hilarious and overall like him. He's a brilliant weirdo and has been an effective troll. I would enjoy a thread that documents his antics, but I don't know if threads for non-cows are kosher.
 
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Fleetwood said:
:disagree: Not MALTLICKERRRR. The ice beer process is similar to applejack. They freeze off some of the water to increase the ABV. Maybe you were thinking of Steel Reserve or Hurricane? Those are Malt Liquors that are usually sold near the Ice Beer tall cans.
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The fine people at BeverageBeaver.com are calling your bullshit. Are you a beverage beaver? I didn't think so.

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When Did Natural Ice Come Out And Why? (Explained) | BeverageBeaver

Natural Ice, produced by American brewing giant Anheuser-Busch, is the best-selling ice beer in the United States. It is particularly popular among younger drinkers, who…
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Faceless Whore said:
Not sure the MAGA hat incident should count though. Hard to tell without more context. Could've just been he went there assuming his hat would be fine but those people chimped out at him unprovoked. However he did upload the video, but I'm not sure if the intention was to attentionwhore or just fish for support because he's apparently a Trump supporter.
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I included it because it's his most viewed video by far, and an important piece of the shift to the current style of content. It marks a watershed moment in his channel so it would be remiss to not include it. The attention he got from having an altercation in public, regardless of who started it (for what it's worth I believe the guy yelling at him started it) undoubtedly emboldened him to film himself in public more. He used to only rarely post public videos, and those were usually just MLVs with other ML Youtubers, or videos like this one where it just shows him drinking a beer in a bar and he doesn't interact with anybody. It wasn't until after that Barclays Center video took off that he started filming himself annoying people in public throughout the Northeast.
 
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Even in the Chinese countries, like Japan.

Great OP, been watching him since 2018 after a TF2 YouTuber named StaryKrow had some clips of him in his videos, first video I saw was him watching some CNN clip and then playing Rick Astley while doing a weird dance, then sitting down, putting on a rap song, and slamming some delicious Malt Liquor ™️ . Insta-subbed after that, I personally think he's a old time troll and doesn't believe in the schizo conspiracy shit but just likes fucking with people and getting shit faced. Do we know how he got his money though? He owns two Camaro's and a Corvette and is able to afford ML and McDonald's all the time.

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SaidNoOneEver said:
I think they just don't want the brand to be associated with the blacks and turn off the target audience (broke white trash)
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Niggers are the only ones drinking Natural Ice (and formerly, Lady Di). Natural light was a college kid beer like 15 years ago, but the ice variant is pure niggo beer.
 
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Natural light was a college kid beer like 15 years ago
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That's abhorrent, but tracks as that would be in the midst of the hipster cheap-beer-as-a-fashion-statement thing. Natty Ice was always "alcoholic's beer" around my parts and I honestly have zero recollection of it being in anything smaller than a 24-pack suitcase because why drink just 1 dozen? Before hipsterdom, Bud Ice was the theoretical college kid's beer (Bud Light being the one in practice). I do recall a pretty serious marketing effort in that regard, Beware of the penguins or some shit. I don't recall it ever catching on, though. That's probably because it's disgusting.

Admittedly, this sub-genre of competitive/entertainment drinking is not my thing to partake and God bless anyone who does, but maybe some cheap Ice beer is more smooth. I dunno.
 
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Trent is in a new room today, normally he has three main locations in his house: the room with malt liquor boxes as furniture, his unfinished garage, and the murder basement, but this place seems new. Curtains are a first to me.
This video continues a feud he's been having with another MLVtuber named Muskrat (could be Trent's nickname for him, I can't find that guy's videos right now) over which is better, microwave popcorn or pre-popped. Trent espouses the thrifty nature of microwave popcorn:

However, Muskrat accuses Trent of "homebrewing" because you have to make the popcorn yourself. This is a good time to touch on a trend I've noticed with Trent in particular, and the MLV community in general, that they place great emphasis on the things they like being mass-produced and inexpensive, much like malt liquor. It's why Trent adores fast food and TV dinners so much. It's kind of the anti-slow food movement.
 
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Trent shows off his dance moves in another new video:

I really can't stress how consistent and frequent his uploads are. Yeah, there's often zero editing and what there is is usually in-camera, there's no script, and no production values, but you try uploading 10+ videos a week for 14 years and not getting burnt out.
 
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Unless this guy starts fucking his mother setting themselves on fire raping dogs or starting a cultural revolution in Cuba or a myriad of the other truly insane shit. I'd say he's wholesome entertainment for the most part to some goofy dude. Drinking a bunch of 40s and acting stupid. I like this content like I'll continue enjoying it. Thanks OP
 
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Trent shows off his vintage malt liquor bottles that he says are a decade old. His Corvette is also for sale because he wants a Hummer. Make him an offer!
The comments are not too keen on his current car:
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Who Trent actually calls out in the video, and explains that he doesn't care his check engine light is on:

Other takeaways from the video: He's looking for an H2 (of course) but he will settle for an H3 if the price is right. Trent also is a self-proclaimed fan of haggling. He mentions some possible trolling coming up weather permitting so we have that to look forward to.
 
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