Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Ravenor]

I kinda view ADF's Australatina stuff as the equivalent of a teenager slamming their door shut and listening metal music on full volume because "Fudck u, dad!", but with the U.S government filling the role of the father he's protesting against.

There is certainly a element of that, but as I said before it's mostly a deflection activity when the world get's to much for him to deal with he Derps off to try and impose some order on his beffudled mind.

 

[Club Sandwich]

i must have missed something, but why all the references to cheese? i would figure Phil would stick to inexpensive fast food as he doesn't seem like the type to cook or clean.

 

[ActualKiwi]

i must have missed something, but why all the references to cheese? i would figure Phil would stick to inexpensive fast food as he doesn't seem like the type to cook or clean.

Phil fuckin loves cheese.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/f-a-q-phil-phacts.12212/page-9#post-1297914

 

[MMX]

i must have missed something, but why all the references to cheese? i would figure Phil would stick to inexpensive fast food as he doesn't seem like the type to cook or clean.

That set of rat teeth and the fact he bulk buys blocks of (latinx) cheese.
Its become somewhat of a meme around here.

 

[Ravenor]

That set of rat teeth and the fact he bulk buys blocks of (latinx) cheese.
Its become somewhat of a meme around here.

I love the way his eye's can never seem to focus on the exact same point ever, I haven't seen a picture where they are not lifeless or wandering off to do there own thing.

 

[nhocgreen]

I love the way his eye's can never seem to focus on the exact same point ever, I haven't seen a picture where they are not lifeless or wandering off to do there own thing.

It's even worse looking at him sideway. Dude looks like some sort of Innsmouth reject.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

buys blocks of (latinx) cheese

And of course there was that incident where he was literally caught buying cheese. Phil though it didn't warrant scrutiny because he was "just grocery shopping" and that it "justified his need for violence."

At one point I saw him holding a brick of cheese in his hands and staring at it longingly, as though he was truly contemplating if he needed it or not.

 

[Taily Puff]

Phil is going to lose his tardbux this fall lol.

I wonder what the tone of his obvious lies will shift to when someone is put in charge of his entire life. Will he stop making up random lies about rape, and start making up random lies about getting to go outside without a handler? Will he try to accuse his government appointed payee of some kind of financial rape? Will he just fully retreat into Australatina and settle for making up fake military stuff and road signs for roads that don't exist? Or will he just jump off a bridge instead of sleeping under it?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

It's even worse looking at him sideway. Dude looks like some sort of Innsmouth reject.

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He has the droopiest jowls I've ever seen. They never seem to go away even when he's been at thinnest.

 

[Ravenor]

He has the droopiest jowls I've ever seen. They never seem to go away even when he's been at thinnest.

Same goes for his Chin Wattle.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I haven't seen a picture where they are not lifeless or wandering off to do there own thing.

Dude looks like some sort of Innsmouth reject.

He has the droopiest jowls I've ever seen.

Chin Wattle.

And that's just some of his physical issues. Phil definitely didn't do too well at the genetic lottery.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil is going to lose his tardbux this fall lol.

I wonder what the tone of his obvious lies will shift to when someone is put in charge of his entire life.

Why would he have a payee if he stops getting tardbux?

He'll be his own bum at that point.

 

[Coldgrip]

Phil is going to lose his tardbux this fall lol.

Eh, I don't know about that. I'm pretty sure he'll be assigned a payee.

 

[Taily Puff]

Why would he have a payee if he stops getting tardbux?

Clarification: I think he'll lose control of his tardbux. Lost in the sense that he'll no longer be spending it on fantasy knives and bondage gear.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

I wonder if Phil will ever develop a basic understanding of human history and realize that atrocities such as imperialism, slavery, and genocide aren't exclusive to European civilization.

 

[Positron]

I wonder if Phil will ever develop a basic understanding of human history and realize that atrocities such as imperialism, slavery, and genocide aren't exclusive to European civilization.

He knows about Mao. And he doesn't care because China in Hetalia is so kawaii.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

He knows about Mao. And he doesn't care because China in Hetalia is so kawaii.

He should talk to someone who actually lived under Mao.

 

[Pocoyo]

He should talk to someone who actually lived under Mao.

He still won't give a damn.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

He still won't give a damn.

What if they told him in detail about how evil Mao and his thugs were and how he is fairly responsible for the polluted dystopia that China is today?

 

[Pocoyo]

What if they told him in detail about how evil Mao and his thugs were and how he is fairly responsible for the polluted dystopia that China is today?

Isn't that what Australatina is though? I'd say that if anything, it would uphold Phil's support of Mao.