Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Law]

I think Jabba the Hutt would be more fitting here instead of Darth Vader.

In Star Wars Tales #16, there's a story about Darth Vader writing in his diary about how none of the stormtroopers remembered his birthday. Big Pat Energy.
Pat also loves ordering people around and threatening to lock them up.

no review of the hotel sex he had with his wif

I, for one, am grateful for this small mercy.

 

[AnOminous]

He's been back from Mexico for a week and shared only a single picture with no discernible details. No food photos, no review of the hotel sex he had with his wife, no vehicles spotted down there.

He hasn't shown us his face since Halloween (not counting that one convention since it was other people posting pictures of him)

Is he mainly a phoneposter? Didn't he destroy his phone out of retardation while in Mexico?

 

[Law]

Is he mainly a phoneposter? Didn't he destroy his phone out of retardation while in Mexico?

True. He might be planning to pay $600 to recover his food pictures and hotel sex anecdotes.
I should've known we wouldn't be spared.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

It's definitely not original.

Project Orion (nuclear propulsion) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Fusion rocket - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/253997599_A_mirror_fusion_device_for_advanced_space_propulsion

More importantly, though, it's been a common trope in SF since the '30s.

List of stories featuring nuclear pulse propulsion - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

There is a 2009 novel called Ark that uses that same ship. Guess piggy isn't as original as I had thought

 

[The Taco Santo!]

There is a 2009 novel called Ark that uses that same ship. Guess piggy isn't as original as I had thought

I highly encourage people to read this book and its companion book Flood. If you like smart, well-written hard sci-fi, this is it. If Pat could write like Stephen Baxter, he wouldn't be a penniless drunk.

 

[FinnSven]

I highly encourage people to read this book and its companion book Flood. If you like smart, well-written hard sci-fi, this is it. If Pat could write like Stephen Baxter, he wouldn't be a penniless drunk.

Now now, plenty of talented writers have been penniless drunks.

Fatrick just forgot to be talented.

 

[curbside2]

I highly encourage people to read this book and its companion book Flood. If you like smart, well-written hard sci-fi, this is it. If Pat could write like Stephen Baxter, he wouldn't be a penniless drunk.

Nah. Science Fiction and Fantasy were a mistake. Don’t let that shit enter your system.

 

[Law]

Pat making an effort to de-lolcow himself?

He's in deep, son. The only way for Pattycakes to successfully begin the de-bovinification process (and I love a good redemption arc), is to delete or private his Twitter and stop reacting to trolls. He probably thinks he needs a "Twitter presence" to be an author but you absolutely don't. Twitter is like an addictive, destructive drug for this guy. He is forever chasing the dragon of his abortion hot-take going viral. He could pay for Duotrope instead - it's probably way more effective for a writer. With all the new free time he has from quitting Twitter, he could work on writing short stories and submitting them to anthologies - way easier and way better pay out than trying to write and self publish a novel. He could also cut back on drinking and start working out. To start building real-world relationships and earn extra cash, he could start bar-backing at Hooligans.With all the extra time and money, he could finally pay Quasi. See, I can write fantasy stories too.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

He couldn't appreciate a good pair of breasts.

Fitting that he's an ass-man, given that he's an ass, man.

 

[Ophelia]

He probably thinks he needs a "Twitter presence" to be an author but you absolutely don't.

He thinks he needs twitter to get CNN’s attention so they’ll hire him as a designated “conservative” commentator. He wants someone to pay him for his rants.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

Fitting that he's an ass-man, given that he's an ass, man.

He certainly does love himself

and he's extremely fat

 

[AnOminous]

Because I don't know if you guys noticed but Patrick is, well, extremely fat.

I don't believe anyone has ever noticed this before, but thank you for pointing it out. I thought Pat was a man of normal weight.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Site was down this morning when I wanted to post this:

He's been replyguying Michael Knowles a lot lately, maybe Knowles is one of the last conservative names who hasn't blocked him yet.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

Site was down this morning when I wanted to post this:
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He's been replyguying Michael Knowles a lot lately, maybe Knowles is one of the last conservative names who hasn't blocked him yet.

I love how he childs people.

Even if he actually had a coherent argument against anything he claims to hate (he does not, he just apes leftist talking points and is fat), he would instantly turn off anyone who might have agreed with him by being such a creepy fat loser.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I love how he childs people.

Even if he actually had a coherent argument against anything he claims to hate (he does not, he just apes leftist talking points and is fat), he would instantly turn off anyone who might have agreed with him by being such a creepy fat loser.

I'm sure this psychoanalysis has been performed before but Pig's childing is very out of step with the overwhelming majority of modern parenting in the States, at least among non-immigrants. It really makes him seem like a fucking lunatic from the jump.

Pat's dismissals of his enemies (lol) are predicated as children rests on the assumption that children never say anything sensible. That's just not how most people think of kids; it's certainly not how professionals invested in children (shrinks, pediatricians, teachers) encourage people to think of children. These days, children aren't assumed to be stupid or immediately dismissed based on their age/powerlessness/lack of education and adults are encouraged to hear them out, engage with their thoughts and feelings, validate valid concerns and so on.

This rhetorical tic of Pig's is therefore strikingly off-putting to most people and seemingly almost completely ineffective, based on the fact that he gives most of his disagreeable non-atalker interlocutors two childs and then a block. His stlakers, he keeps talking to, but that's a whole other disturbing channel of discussion.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I don't believe anyone has ever noticed this before, but thank you for pointing it out. I thought Pat was a man of normal weight.

Innocent enough of a mistake, my friend. You see, though one might think an author and real life badass should be of thin or athletic build, they are - in fact - giant tubs of shit lard.

 

[Mr Moonface]

I can't remember if this was posted on here or on the other forums, but he's actually replying to memes about the police report now:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He’s so boring lately. I hope this means drama is imminent.

 

[Mr Moonface]

He’s so boring lately. I hope this means drama is imminent.

He's feverishly kissing tranny cock as I post this:

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I can't remember if this was posted on here or on the other forums, but he's actually replying to memes about the police report now:

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he replied exactly like the meme and he still doesnt get it.

1.2 really shining here