Manosphere Jordan Peterson - Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

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That being said, as a teenage boy I didn’t need my father to tell me to clean my room, that was just sort of something I knew I was supposed to do. Nor did I need my dad to engage in traditionally male activities, I just did what I enjoyed and that’s how it went. Needing daddy to explain every aspect of life is some heavy infantilization.

Then Jordan Peterson shouldn't even be popular. He should just be another obscure academic book writer.
 
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Sometimes I wonder what his internet history looks like
 
For a group of internet retards who like to bleat about "the sjws" being "fatherless" and lacking strong male role models they sure do have a lot of daddy issues.

Is that why they think everyone else does as well?
lol I don't hate JBP and I doubt most in this thread does either. He's a technologically inept boomer sadbrain addict who almost killed himself by eating too much meat -- and so is essentially harmless -- who nonetheless provides a valuable service (grifting dumb dudes out of their part time Taco Bell job paychecks by telling them that they'll get a 90lb, 48DDD trad Boyfriend Free gamer girlfriend if they just wash their balls enough and make sure to never question their corporatist overlords try to change anything in society until their own metaphorically uncleanable metaphorical 'rooms' are metaphorically 'clean'. Oh, and since he's now leaned into the religio-rightoid Daily Wire grift, make sure to pray to vague, non-denominational, deist Cultural Christian godjesus, too; basically Hulk Hogan's "train, say your prayers and eat your vitamins" gimmick but with benzos and crying instead of shirt ripping and 24" pythons).

Cringe fedora-tipper "nice guys" have always been the funniest online demographic to me because dudes literally losing their minds about not getting pussy is extremely hilarious and the majority of them have all drifted into Peterson's parasocial orbit. JBP milks (pun intended) them for cash while offering life advice that won't do anything to actual fix the deep, consuming unhappiness they feel. Continuing to be broke and miserable means they'll continue to congregate online to sperg and doompost about how the West is doomed because they can't get their dicks wet, which gives me never ending amounts of content to laugh at.

Bless JBP for his ongoing contributions to internet comedy, tbh.
Man, you guys will literally do anything to not admit that feminism could possibly have any unforeseen negative consequences. Anything to never even tangentially hold women accountable for anything whatsoever, under any circumstances, even when it's not even the main thrust of the discussion.

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Jordan "dox the internet" Peterson finally manages to take a break from being an unhinged crybaby to be funny for once and we have both sides of the retard spectrum turning it into a debate over their respective daddy issues.

I mean really is it funny or sad that he saw that and probably thought to himself "holy shit! that has to be authoritarianism because what human would willingly do that!?", it's kind of a dire indictment of the internet in its own right.
 
ok but lets look at the junguian interpretation. On one hand we have the dyonisian, right, the chaos of the subconscious and then we have the machine that is like the super ego, and the marxist demon trolls are using this collectivistic device to bind our shadow selves . Postmodern neo marxists wll have us believe this hedonism represents order but it is a fake order, one born out of gooning, the order of the milking contraption. Our judeo-christian values tells us, a dick that is being milked is not being washed, the man has hands and yet he can not clean his room.
hahaha perfect
 
I'm not even surprised at this. Jordan Peterson is insane, he doesn't even make sense even when dressing (have you watched how he dressed? He looks like a faggot peacocking trying to fuck a Twink) and when he talks he always sounds angry and over the edge.

I'm calling it now! Jordan Peterson will troon out.
 
Needing daddy to explain every aspect of life is some heavy infantilization.
i think this is more on the money. Father absence usually correlates to antisocial behaviour, like violent crimes rates that spike in communities with high number of single mothers and absent fathers, but this internet daddy shit is more like arrested development, a lot of these white kids in parasocial relationships with memetubers and influencers have fathers sitting in the other room who probably tried to reach them too at some point and their mistake was probably coddling them too much.
 
i agree. im not a peterson fan,but too many people dismiss him as just giving basic or common sense advice. the thing is, yeah it is basic, but we have plenty of men in the western world who have grown up without any male influence in their life, no adult man has ever given them this advice. they desperatly do need to be told by an older adult to wash their penis and clean their room. it is sad the state our society has gotten into when someone like jordan peterson is considered a necessary voice.
Do you really need to have a male authority figure to tell you to wash your penis, make your bed and not be a complete failure in life? This stuff should be obvious to anyone who is not mentally retarded.
 
Ya know, despite me getting my name and profile picture from the "great" Jordan Peterson, I've never actually posted in this thread. I mostly found his obsession with lobsters and cleaning your room/penis funny. In reality though, he's mostly boring.

Or at least, he was. Because suddenly, he starts going on about "anonymous demon trolls." He starts crying about literally everything. And in his latest move, he pulls a full-boomer and reposts fetish porn thinking it's real life. And suddenly: JP is fucking hilarious.

On the one hand, it's pretty sad to see a dude who was once so eloquent and well-spoken turn into a simpering out-of-touch loony. He was smart. A little eccentric, sure; he's always been a bit nutty. But he knew his principles and stood by them. I remember when Canada was trying to pass the law to make misgendering a hate crime (or something along those lines, I'm a dumb Amerimutt so forgive for not keeping up on Leaf Politics). He said something along the lines of "I won't accept this. I'll go to jail instead, and if I do I'll hunger strike because this is wrong." I really respected that; it showed a respect for the ideas of freedom of thought and speech. That shit spoke to me.

Now though? The dude is off his fucking rocker. They put him in that coma and he came out of it with his brains all scrombled. And so now he cries about incels, he cries about demon trolls on the internet, he cries about woke moralists and cries about, well, anything. And it's all so fucking hilarious.

It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't his fault. How does such a smart man fall into the snare trap of benzos? How does a genius not realize, quickly, that he's slipping into an addictive cycle? At the end of the day, he let KAY-AWS into his life, and THAT'S NOT GUD, it's THE BELLY OF THE BEAST. Suddenly all of his practical advice (meant for retarded dudes that need an online pseudo-father) has turned into comedy. He has literally fried his brains through drugs and his daughter is a whore. That's not an ordered life, that's pure chaos, and yeah, it's not good. It may, or may not, be the belly of the beast.

So yeah, I for one am enjoying the downfall of Jordan B. Peterson. I look forward to the next unhinged rant this fried-brain idiot goes on. Please JP, keep the comedy coming, it's fantastic.
 
Theres been some focus on "inclusion" but outside of the internet the only stereotypically "macho" things that's been attacked are the ones that should be, like sexual harassment or the stereotypical fat slop who spends all day drinking beer and domineering over his wife.
Funny how he's getting his license pulled then isn't it? JP is a flawed person, but it's pretty disingenuous to assert that there aren't certain dominating social forces at work that are pushing an anti male narrative particularly in the government and academics.

People forget that he got his start by merely suggesting people should say "no" to being complicit in a tranny's sexual fetish. The fact that not being a total sycophant was even worth reporting on, and that even the tiniest aggression (a predominantly male trait) got him such pushback should tell you where the narrative is pointed in our current state.
 
Do you really need to have a male authority figure to tell you to wash your penis, make your bed and not be a complete failure in life? This stuff should be obvious to anyone who is not mentally retarded.
I think the challenge has less to do with what comes naturally & more to do with what everything else surrounding you insists you do or be like. I feel bad for kids nowadays because they are constantly bombarded with messages or demands. If you're a still-developing human, probably medicated & constantly fighting off a deluge of mass-produced feedback parroted by your friends then nobody should be surprised when you start sawing your dick & balls off because somebody told you it will make the voices go away.

@LobsterBoy669 I have no idea what causes this & can't pretend this website functions well anymore.
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Peterstein was never good. He doesn't want to help young men but rather defuse them. He has admitted publicly that he believes young men (specifically young white men) are dangerous animals who will destroy the planet if they decide to play the same game as cultural marxists. He recites the same old well-poisoning myths about World War II, the nazis, Adolf Hitler & whatever else audiences have been trained to respond to as "proof." He's a literal zionist & has bastardized Romans 1:20 into something that not only destroys its actual meaning but boils discourse down to a dismissive ad-hominem slogan which is the literal exact opposite of what a professor or life guru ought to do. I'm surprised it took long for people to realize he's a charlatan who should be laughed at.
 
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Funny how he's getting his license pulled then isn't it? JP is a flawed person, but it's pretty disingenuous to assert that there aren't certain dominating social forces at work that are pushing an anti male narrative particularly in the government and academics.

People forget that he got his start by merely suggesting people should say "no" to being complicit in a tranny's sexual fetish. The fact that not being a total sycophant was even worth reporting on, and that even the tiniest aggression (a predominantly male trait) got him such pushback should tell you where the narrative is pointed in our current state.
"he got his start by merely.."
If his "start" isn't why he's got a thread here and his liscence pulled then focusing on that is like saying Ethan ralph "got his start merely talking about sjws". It isn't the point.

Noone IRL cares about some guy whos just manly and a "feminine" guy is gonna face a lot more shit for it.

Man, you guys will literally do anything to not admit that feminism could possibly have any unforeseen negative consequences. Anything to never even tangentially hold women accountable for anything whatsoever, under any circumstances, even when it's not even the main thrust of the discussion.
Because noones talking about online feminism, it's laughing at incels.
 
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Do you really need to have a male authority figure to tell you to wash your penis, make your bed and not be a complete failure in life? This stuff should be obvious to anyone who is not mentally retarded.

"Think of how stupid the average person is. Now realize, half of the people in the world, are stupider than that." - George Carlin.
 
That being said, as a teenage boy I didn’t need my father to tell me to clean my room, that was just sort of something I knew I was supposed to do. Nor did I need my dad to engage in traditionally male activities, I just did what I enjoyed and that’s how it went. Needing daddy to explain every aspect of life is some heavy infantilization.
You, and I had very similar experiences, and it's yet again why I just can't wrap my head around this obsession.

Growing up, I didn't really have a role model. I had parents who were around, and shit, but they didn't really teach me much, and the one who actually did teach me a few things was my mom, not my dad. And it's not because my dad's some pussified faggot, or anything. It was because he was (and still is) an asocial, miserly, dickish control freak who thought me, and my siblings would burn down the house if we so much as even thought about using the stove.

But despite all that, I managed to be okay. I didn't need a dad to tell me to wash my crotch, or clean my room. Just like I didn't need him to tell me that wrestling's fun, and that there's fewer things more satisfying than going to the bar to drink with your friends after a hard day's work. Like you said, it's just something I knew, and did naturally.

I didn't care if what I was doing was particularly masculine, or not, and I still don't because it doesn't matter. I do what I think is fun regardless of shit like that. The same goes for figuring stuff out. I can make my own decisions. I have common sense, and know a bad thing when I see it. I can think for myself. I don't need anyone to do it for me, let alone some loser grifter on the internet, and I don't get why so many other people seem to.
 
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