Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

No wonder Viva & Barnes wanted nothing to do with the Vegas meetup.... theirs actually looks put together and thought out...

not off to the side of a gambling floor in a random casino.

The Ahern hotel doesn't even have a casino. I believe that the old casino floor of the "Lucky Dragon" is the meeting rooms in the Ahern. Nick went "cheap" all the way.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Some more interesting things I ran across in my onward trek toward Rekeitlightenment...

O RLY!? Where is my money, Nose!?


LOL! Female powers activate!

 

[feral cat #6385]

Okay, I'm willing to consider some of that: Maaaybe she had a meaningful affair - or wants to have one - while Nick was off being an asshole in whatever capacity - getting a BJ in Houston, or whatever.

Someone here (along with me) keeps bringing up his "breakdown" Locals stream last summer in which many of us then-fans thought someone was literally dying. It was that dramatic.

I could lean into Kayla having strayed. Later it was clearly a marital issue. He basically said so.

But... the sex toys, crosses, swings.... that's Nick and his porn addiction. Kayla's just a normie with whatever she's done. I stand by that until proven wrong.

(Fwiw, a wife getting surgeries BEFORE the divorce is a classic wealthy wife thing to do because it's from shared assets. I've paused on that.)

Nick is too much of a weak, sad excuse of a man to be the sole driver of this. The dude married the first woman who would fuck him. He will continue to do what Kayla tells him to do like a little dog. Until she leaves him. He should have walked away. At least he would have preserved his self-respect.

How antisemitic.

 

[northstar747]

little late but fuck those videos where nick is in the kitchen and fuck him for eating while talking.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Something like that. It's not particularly original - midlife crises.

Here's what I'm NOT BUYING in this Kiwi narrative... The Kayla Saga.

I'm sorry, call me parochial but none of this adds up. Farmers, put on your Mossad/CIA hats.

There is NOTHING in this woman's history that points to HER degeneracy, writ large. (Who cares about tats and piercings? That's silly.)

She was a highly private person until recently and has since retrenched. Born/raised in MN, kicks Nick's ass to go to church, clearly keeps the calendar for 6 people + the nanny, got some kind of certification in education to allow her to homeschool (at least the younger ones before the coop rings in), fostered for a while (still undecided if they did that for money), 3 miscarriages + 5 kids and her uterus was literally gutted by multiple high-risk pregnancies.

Oh, and historical streams in which she's clearly more conservative than Nick re public education and SJW's risks to kids. Meanwhile, does anyone actually think Nick participates in his kids' bible camp and the men's conference willingly? He HATES it. That's 100% Kayla.

The narrative that she wanted the sex swing, Hedonism II, swinging, and the St. Andrew's BDSM cross simply does not work.

[Also, the dummies on Locals have invented a narrative that I accused him of cheating. I didn't. I said he had 5 lost hours in Houston - by his own admission - after being ruffled. Nick being SHOCKED at the speculation is what I laughed at. Like, duh, Nick, did u really think people wouldn't gossip? Fwiw, I STILL don't buy that story.]

Anyway, to the degree that actual "degeneracy" exists within that marriage, it's from Nick, I'm certain.

You are correct that Kayla is private, but what she has chosen to show is concerning. Here are a few primers to get you started here (I reference you there twice, apologies if it reopens old wounds) and more recently here. They are by no means exhaustive, as there is more content out there, like the masseuse story Kayla told.

You don't have to buy any narrative. That said, yours is harder to believe as it requires one to disregard what has already come out, relies on sympathy points for Kayla, and relies on a list of obligations that are in all likelihood a moral tax for Nick's behavior, hers, or likely both given what we've seen so far. All those brownie points Kayla racked up could also bring a sense of entitlement like it does for Nick, who claims that he lived his life for others for so long and is therefore entitled to a reward of some description.

In any case, Nick and Kayla share the same big problem that started a lot of this; hypocrisy. The positive points you raised are only more damning of Kayla and Nick's behavior (which has been going on for who knows how long). I maintain that they are both at fault for not treating their marriage with respect, and if they don't want us to joke about their marriage, they have to stop treating it like one.

But... the sex toys, crosses, swings.... that's Nick and his porn addiction. Kayla's just a normie with whatever she's done. I stand by that until proven wrong.

I doubt that the infamous "field kit" isn't for Kayla. She would need something to do in the Vegas hotel room while Nick was out until morning getting his body written on. I'd wager a field kit for Nick would more closely resemble a mini-bar.

For interested parties: The bit near the end of the clip below (pertaining to Nick's birthday in December) suggests we've only heard part of what happened. Whatever is happening, from karaoke to an underwear party (both at the same gay bar over a period of days), Kayla appears to be heavily involved:

So we've gone from Nick's birthday being in his office, to the above. How times change, thanks in part to Kayla Rekieta.

 

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I've yet to meet a woman that I'd consider conservative who would solicit or accept lingerie from random strangers on the internet. Any man who is buying underwear for a woman is either having sex with her or is masturbating over the the image of the woman wearing that lingerie. I don't believe there's a married woman in her forties who doesn't know this.

Nick's acceptance/tolerance of this behaviour is outright cuckoldry, but Kayla's involvement is equally degenerate.

Didn't she also organize Nicks gay underwear party? After everything we've seen, I think trying to portray Kayla as some kind of innocent angel is ridiculous. She is into this shit.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Didn't she also organize Nicks gay underwear party? After everything we've seen, I think trying to portray Kayla as some kind of innocent angel is ridiculous. She is into this shit.

And wanted him to wear one of her thongs during it.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Didn't she also set up the gay underwear party for Nicks birthday?

Yes. It was her "present" to him.

At least he would have preserved his self-respect.

This guy talks about how he uses a testicular torsion device and his best friend is a black man who bangs white bitches like MJ brings kids over to his neverland. He had no self-respect from the beginning.

Most people tend to pair off in their early twenties

Mate, I don't know what in the devils blazes you're fucking smoking cause I need some of that good shit, but that's more bollocks than Nick's inflamed pair after a session of torture torsion. Outside of Mormons I don't know a single married couple under age 30 without major issues and I work in some of the of the most "conservative" states in the US. The youngest male I know in a proper relationship is 28. I tried asking some women once and they wanted money to consider meeting me, I have self-respect so no thanks. Now, that might be because I live in a small town (<3K) as a outsider and there may not be "decent" young women who would date someone who grew up as a city-slicker.
That being said, it's still better than living in a urban hellhole
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[Arcade Gannon]

LOL! Female powers activate!

Skip the training, ladies, simply pick up a gun and start shooting. It just works.

 

[dustnight]

That would be true if she hadn't posted lewds of herself in lingerie on locals of her own volition. That one action breaks that narrative of her not being a degenerate. The tattoos and willful participation at the swinger resort are just adding confounding factors that further break your narrative.

Nick is too much of a weak, sad excuse of a man to be the sole driver of this. The dude married the first woman who would fuck him. He will continue to do what Kayla tells him to do like a little dog. Until she leaves him. He should have walked away. At least he would have preserved his self-respect.

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How antisemitic.

I doubt that the infamous "field kit" isn't for Kayla. She would need something to do in the Vegas hotel room while Nick was out until morning getting his body written on. I'd wager a field kit for Nick would more closely resemble a mini-bar.

For interested parties: The bit near the end of the clip below (pertaining to Nick's birthday in December) suggests we've only heard part of what happened. Whatever is happening, from karaoke to an underwear party (both at the same gay bar over a period of days), Kayla appears to be heavily involved:

So we've gone from Nick's birthday being in his office, to the above. How times change, thanks in part to Kayla Rekieta.

Didn't she also organize Nicks gay underwear party? After everything we've seen, I think trying to portray Kayla as some kind of innocent angel is ridiculous. She is into this shit.

And wanted him to wear one of her thongs during it.

Speaking of swinging

 

[footballteam]

The Ahern hotel doesn't even have a casino. I believe that the old casino floor of the "Lucky Dragon" is the meeting rooms in the Ahern. Nick went "cheap" all the way.

Fair enough... I thought I saw slot machines in the background of one of the pictures and just assumed. Nonetheless, Rekietas event didn't look like much thought was put in it.

Mate, I don't know what in the devils blazes you're fucking smoking cause I need some of that good shit, but that's more bollocks than Nick's inflamed pair after a session of torture torsion. Outside of Mormons I don't know a single married couple under age 30 without major issues and I work in some of the of the most "conservative" states in the US. The youngest male I know in a proper relationship is 28. I tried asking some women once and they wanted money to consider meeting me, I have self-respect so no thanks. Now, that might be because I live in a small town (<3K) as a outsider and there may not be "decent" young women who would date someone who grew up as a city-slicker.
That being said, it's still better than living in a urban hellhole
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Getting married young used to be the standard, but it has been getting later in age as time has gone on. Not sure if that is for better or worse.

What I can say is that there is a significant amount of young married folks, especially in religious circles.

20s is generally a tough age range to get married. Lack of money, having kids, being young all make it more difficult which is the "problems" you usually see. If the couple makes it through that, then they will be stronger on the other side.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Re: the our wife being innocent conversation I am firmly on the side of her not being innocent. The probable cheating happened at a time when he was streaming like 20 hours a day she’s all alone in bumfuck nowhere with a gaggle of kids, a nanny to take some of the load off and an alcoholic husband who almost definitely has ED who is now paying even less attention to her. We know they have both had fans in their dms it would be hilarious if balldo lawyer got cucked by one of his former fans and that’s why he’s so pissy about doing his former content because now he wants nothing to do with it. This is rampant speculation but I’m on board with it.

 

[Anticipointment]

I've yet to meet a woman that I'd consider conservative who would solicit or accept lingerie from random strangers on the internet. Any man who is buying underwear for a woman is either having sex with her or is masturbating over the the image of the woman wearing that lingerie. I don't believe there's a married woman in her forties who doesn't know this.

Nick's acceptance/tolerance of this behaviour is outright cuckoldry, but Kayla's involvement is equally degenerate.

Wasn’t it Cari Machet who sent the lingerie? I can understand any confusion though, she looks like a man.

 

[Kheapathic]

LOL! Female powers activate!

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Well that's a load of shit; there's plenty of studies showing men outperform women on spatial tasks.

As for shooting, if you're at a listed range, it's simple math; if it's an unmarked range, spatial awareness and guestimation is what you rely on. Everything else is just practice to get your proper grip, proper sight alignment, not flinching when the gun shoots, and follow through. Sure that's a simplistic explanation, but those are main points on how to not botch your shot.

As for men wanting to "embarrass women," it's called competition, it's something guys do.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

To Elissa and Cynthia. I recognize the loss of someone you cared about. You tried your best for Kayla.

I honestly choked on my wine (wine mom confirmed) reading that. We did try. I can't say I particularly care about her. I just see her as a fairly provincial midwestern mom working super hard. It's difficult for me to square that with the BDSM swinger narrative.

(I reference you there twice, apologies if it reopens old wounds)

No wounds... mostly embarrassment, tbh. (But I genuinely appreciate your humanity - on Kiwi, no less.) The Locals crowd is dangerously culty, confirmed. It was initially hilarious and combative in a fun way. It got very vindictive very fast. I'm grateful people from here (and elsewhere) found me. I was genuinely starting to think I was the crazy one. Turns out there are hundreds - if not thousands - who saw through what was happening.

You are correct that Kayla is private, but what she has chosen to show is concerning. Here are a few primers to get you started here (I reference you there twice, apologies if it reopens old wounds) and more recently here. They are by no means exhaustive, as there is more content out there, like the masseuse story Kayla told.

STOP INUNDATING ME WITH EVIDENCE, BITCH!!! This was posted before I joined. I missed it.

So I watched that election stream (going in and out with MSM bc I actually cared about the results, unlike Kayla and Nick.). She was mostly drunk and acting intentionally stupid (shame she's not blond bc the 'blond moments' are epic).

I'm gonna remain on the fence about the hyperbolic swinger-wannabe stuff. I'm leaning into her just falling out of love (+ possibly just a small-town extramarital affair) and he's desperately trying to keep it together by being more exciting for her.

Edit: Words

 

[Procrastinhater]

In November he disclosed that the OLPR was investigating him over this. I had missed this clip because it's age-gated on YT - here's a Rumble clip from Elissa;

https://rumble.com/v1tfwpf-rekieta-law-is-under-investigation-lets-rant.html

Tbh he might have been a rude beligerent drunk there but he's not wrong.
Telling the OLPR he would fuck them in the ass may have been ill advised but I agree with what he said there.

 

[Twitter Is Cancer]

(+ possibly just a small-town extramarital affair) a

She let a nigger fondle her tits, at least twice. The nigger in question is a break-and-enter felon with aggravated assault who also had charges dropped for anally raping a white woman. He was the bartender at a sports bar she went to when she was buying drugs and they hit it off somehow. A local (local to the Rekietas not one of the online pervert retards) suggests the nigger WAS the drug dealer and a discount was conditional on feeling up the bug-eyed junkie whorewife.

I got all this from a local Rekieta hater btw, he has quite a local anti-fan club. He is every bit as whiny and obnoxious in real life, if anything, worse.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Some more interesting things I ran across in my onward trek toward Rekeitlightenment...

It went from it was just trad con prudes on the farms that were spurring up drama because we needed a father figure or some shit to now it's people who see real money making opportunities making fun of a degen drunk lawyer who threw their burgeoning youtube career away for online tit pics. That's quite the jump, Nick. Even those who do make videos on him, many will retain little to no interest and profit from doing it. Let's be real. No good sized audience fucking cares about a drinking lawyer who seems to have peaked in sub count a year ago and makes increasingly boring content. It's fun for people who've watched him or knew of him for a long time, but that's not a whole lot of people.

Edit: I'm retarded and keep forgetting words in my sentences

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

(Who cares about tats and piercings? That's silly.)

The presence of tattoos and piercings are always a very good indicator of a person's morals or rather, lack thereof.

The literal rest of the world is onto something by considering tattooed people trouble and refusing them entry in many fine establishments and considering them first as suspects of crime.

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....what?

 

[Spaded Dave]

I just see her as a fairly provincial midwestern mom working super hard.

I think you're giving her too much credit with the "working super hard" thing. I just woke up so sifting through to find the posts is a no for me but there have been a number of posts on the Farms indicating that she doesn't actually do all that much. A few quick bullet points:

-They have at least a nanny that they've admitted to.
-The kids are never involved in their vacation.
-Nick certainly does zero percent of the raising.
And yet
-Somewhere it was mentioned that Kayla frequently sleeps in until odd and late hours leaving you to wonder who is taking care of the kids during that time.

If I had to guess I'd say they have a live-in Nanny that does a lot more than they are given credit for. Nick and Kayla will be living out the movie stereotype of their kids not really knowing them and viewing the Nanny as the real parent except without the luxury of having a multi-million dollar business as either an excuse or an inheritance. Sad.