DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

DSP added a super cringe intro and outro to his latest TLOU review
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>THANKS FOR WACHING
Also the Twitter in the outro video is not his @DSPreacts is clearly a troll account lmao

https://twitter.com/dspreacts

At this point, I can't tell which supersedes the other: Phil's laziness to check "fan" submissions, or his outright stupidity in failing to check them. Seriously, how many times has this happened, Phil? You claim to not be stupid, but we all know better.

 

[Corpun]

Clip channels are too much work but detractors are lazy and illegally steal his content. You just know that if one of his dents made a DSP clip channel he'd want total control over it and bring out LegalSydePhil to explain to the dents how just because they made the channel doesn't mean they have a right to choose the khantent they put on it.

 

[clothes in my closet]

Gunna pry open a lid I probably shouldn't involving my relationship, but here we go. When my girlfriend and I decided to try anal, she got advice from a gay coworker who told her that anal was a 4D game, as in "the four dos of anal." Number 1 was eat light and clean up a few hours before hand, second was use a lot of lube, if it seemed like a lot of lube, use a little more just for good measure. Third was relax and warm that hole up by starting with a finger before moving on to the main event, and the fourth and final was for her to gently push like she was having a bowel movement, because that's what anal feels like at the start.

I don't want to feed into/jump into the debate of DSP being gay, but if he actually relates arousal to having to take a shit, then he's 100% stuck something up his ass at some point of time. Either because he wanted to try it out, enjoys it, or thought it would help with his ED.

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[strandedcastaway]

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"decompression session" = gonna sit around on his fat ass and wait for tips

If anyone thinks that Phil isn't using this for drama/tips and also thinks it will go well, why is he doing it on a day he works? He went on and on in his "you're all so dumb" voice for his dents not guessing the podcast was on Thursday, but since his work time is soooooooooo precious, wouldn't it logically be on his day off? But then he can't milk it for tips right afterwards.

 

[Tears for T]

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"decompression session" = gonna sit around on his fat ass and wait for tips

Instead of decompression why can't he just decompose in a ditch somewhere?

 

[Old Tonto]

Do you think he means 'debriefing'?

"I know you guys might THINK, uh, that I ran away from the Sidescrollers the second I figured out they were gonna ask me questions harder than, y'know, what, uh, what I was gonna have for dinner. Right? WRONG! Let me take the next three hours to explain what you ACTUALLY saw, those five seconds I was on Craig's bullshit detractor podcast before he betrayed our almost twenty years of friendship for a few fucking clicks. Okay? Sound good?"

 

[ViperfistX]

Do you think he means 'debriefing'?

"I know you guys might THINK, uh, that I ran away from the Sidescrollers the second I figured out they were gonna ask me questions harder than, y'know, what, uh, what I was gonna have for dinner. Right? WRONG! Let me take the next three hours to explain what you ACTUALLY saw, those five seconds I was on Craig's bullshit detractor podcast before he betrayed our almost twenty years of friendship for a few fucking clicks. Okay? Sound good?"

Phil is a very unique specimen in that he can somehow ramble and prattle forever and turn something simple like "We ran errands and bought groceries today" into an hours long story. It genuinely baffles me how the regular dents are able to stomach this shit almost every single on the prestreams and Level 1 Podcast, they must just be completely numb to his ranting or maybe they just turn their brains off.

And you can guarantee he will have some "post-interview special" or debriefing like you mentioned where he gives his take on what went down on Sidescrollers, even though any normal functioning human being would be able to draw conclusions from watching the interview themselves instead of trying to take information right from the Pigroach's mouth.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If anyone thinks that Phil isn't using this for drama/tips and also thinks it will go well, why is he doing it on a day he works? He went on and on in his "you're all so dumb" voice for his dents not guessing the podcast was on Thursday, but since his work time is soooooooooo precious, wouldn't it logically be on his day off? But then he can't milk it for tips right afterwards.

This is another one of Phil's expertly laid traps and social studies master's thesis. If it goes well he can gloat later and get some tardbuxxx from some of the new whales he hooked from Craig's podcast. If it goes badly he can run damage control and collect pitybux from the already existing dentsemble of retards.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Gunna pry open a lid I probably shouldn't involving my relationship, but here we go. When my girlfriend and I decided to try anal, she got advice from a gay coworker who told her that anal was a 4D game, as in "the four dos of anal." Number 1 was eat light and clean up a few hours before hand, second was use a lot of lube, if it seemed like a lot of lube, use a little more just for good measure. Third was relax and warm that hole up by starting with a finger before moving on to the main event, and the fourth and final was for her to gently push like she was having a bowel movement, because that's what anal feels like at the start.

I don't want to feed into/jump into the debate of DSP being gay, but if he actually relates arousal to having to take a shit, then he's 100% stuck something up his ass at some point of time. Either because he wanted to try it out, enjoys it, or thought it would help with his ED.

that's revolting

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

"There is absolutely no one out there, to my knowledge, that highlights the good stuff"

Ever wondered what's up with that, Phil? For someone who claims to have thousands of fans all over the world, isn't it weird that not a single person out there clips your chill, fun, interactive streams? Because there are A LOT of channels that make clips from a variety of streamers, so how come none of them ever feature you since you're so much better than them, and how come none of your dedicated fans ever do it, either?

I know Phil's answer to that is that his fans are so afraid that the trolls will siege their countries that they become incapable of ever showing their appreciation but yeah, that sure is weird, wouldn't you say? Almost like the negative things overwhelm the positive by a long shot and the positive aren't even that positive or fun either.

 

[Coke Zero]

"There is absolutely no one out there, to my knowledge, that highlights the good stuff"

Ever wondered what's up with that, Phil? For someone who claims to have thousands of fans all over the world, isn't it weird that not a single person out there clips your chill, fun, interactive streams? Because there are A LOT of channels that make clips from a variety of streamers, so how come none of them ever feature you since you're so much better than them, and how come none of your dedicated fans ever do it, either?

I know Phil's answer to that is that his fans are so afraid that the trolls will siege their countries that they become incapable of ever showing their appreciation but yeah, that sure is weird, wouldn't you say? Almost like the negative things overwhelm the positive by a long shot and the positive aren't even that positive or fun either.

Its kind of like the interview thing going on right now- where are all the darksydephil fans sticking up for phil and defending him? why isn't anyone bombarding Craig with all the positive things about phil and showing him all the proof of why the detractors are all wrong?

If Phil's such a fun guy putting out so much high quality content, why isn't there a single person that wants to fight for him?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

If Phil's such a fun guy putting out so much high quality content, why isn't there a single person that wants to fight for him?

Joke is on you buddy. Kieth the Horsefucker was in Craigs first Twitter thread defending Phil, so you are 100% WRONG!!!

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

At this point, I can't tell which supersedes the other: Phil's laziness to check "fan" submissions, or his outright stupidity in failing to check them. Seriously, how many times has this happened, Phil? You claim to not be stupid, but we all know better.

To quote him from his Computer Science course in college rant yesterday,

"I didn't learn anything"

It really makes sense. He's actually stupid. Some form of learning disability. That rant he had just explained everything to me.
He was so fuckin' stupid he expected the teacher to teach him everything just because of some weird form of entitlement, like the dealership not telling him to change his oil.

 

[hector85]

Does he think this looks good or impressive or what? That is some shit straight outta 2013. Leave it to Phil to pull the most cheap and low-effort execution of an already cheap, low-effort concept for a channel.

seems perfectly suitable for someone still living in the glory days of 2013

Clip channels are too much work but detractors are lazy and illegally steal his content. You just know that if one of his dents made a DSP clip channel he'd want total control over it and bring out LegalSydePhil to explain to the dents how just because they made the channel doesn't mean they have a right to choose the khantent they put on it.

i think demanding a cut/all of the ad revenue is more likely than demanding control. why would he want to do more work?

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

i think demanding a cut/all of the ad revenue is more likely than demanding control. why would he want to do more work?

Because Phil is a MASSIVE control freak. He would demand both. At least half of the revenue and final say about the khantent. Or even more likely whatever dent that would be willing to do this having to send the clips to Phil so Phil could use one of his 2 remaining dead channels as a FORMAL DSP clips style channel......sound good? OK then.

 

[Tears for T]

"I didn't learn anything"

Thinks that sums up Phil's whole professional career as a youtuber.

 

[Chernabog3000]

DSP Says Boogie Vs Wings Is Online Bullying And Should Be Illegal 😂😂😂

#dsp #boogie2988 #wingsofredemption #dspgaming #darksydephil #dspreacts

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3:25. I may actually be mati. My b bros.

"Ill being find out about what happend with wings the last couple of years cause I don't know it. I just go off what I'm told"


Every fucking day this clown bitches about how his career and feelings are shit because of hearsay and shit people absorb secondhand and out of khantext.

He can send the dude a faggy lengthy email when it's time to bank change off Richard's misfortunes. But fuck using the same means to continue that discourse about things your curious about. Just go get that info secondhand from the same means you say are hurting your mental health. But yeah pretend to care about the fat guys health some more you fat fuck.

 

[Toby Flenderson]

To quote him from his Computer Science course in college rant yesterday,

"I didn't learn anything"

It really makes sense. He's actually stupid. Some form of learning disability. That rant he had just explained everything to me.
He was so fuckin' stupid he expected the teacher to teach him everything just because of some weird form of entitlement, like the dealership not telling him to change his oil.

I’m still shocked that he graduated college even though the school is a glorified community college

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

But yeah pretend to care about the fat guys health some more you fat fuck.

I'd bet that Wings will outlive PPB, tbh.

And if not lolcow boxing, how about lolcow arm wrestling? Is that ok with Nanny Burnell?

 

[clothes in my closet]

Holy fucking CopeCast