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REmake gets a lot of shit and I can see some of the points about it. The VA is very dull for one.
I never heard this from anyone. RE:Make is honestly a perfect game IMO. It's right up there with 4, and I think it truly is the best the series actually has to offer. Sure it's still got some clunky things and the age is there, but all in all it's a definitive RE experience.
Why people wanted Mr X patched out is a true testament how terrible modern gamers are.
Modern gamers are just lazy because they're spoonfed everything. RE:make is fun because it's work and there's active decision making and thought involved. Most gamers want hallway power trip simulator. When faced with problems, they blame the game and not how they play it.
 
But you gotta play in the order of release to understand why REmake replaces the original in everyway. Some of the best camera angles in the fixed camera genre are in that game. Very artful and respectful of the original with only adding to it and not subtracting at all. It still is the king of the remakes without even a close rival.
Almost completely agree. There only 4 remakes that I consider better than the originals in every way, and whenever I think of them the OG REmake is the first one I think of. For Number 2 I consider Metroid: Zero Mission to be on the same level as REmake. REmake is the most well known example due to how niche metroid is. The last 2 are, funny enough, fan remakes with a lot of heart put into them.

I hate how these consoomers blab and go on about how modern remakes are so much better than the originals "in every way". I doubt these fuckers even played the originals, or understand what made them great. Now we got these idiots jabbering on about remaking RE1 (again) and RE5. Just like the retards calling for a remake of Dead Space 2.
Didn't the fucking crates in the original game GLOW? Is this really what we're bitching about now?
They didn't. I'm having fun blasting through the og RE4 right now with the HD Project installed and I'm fairly close to beating it on professional. When you get near a breakable barrel or box in the beginning, a prompt comes up for you to check it. Just press the x button and Leon will note that it looks like it can be broken. That's how I found out that you can break them for stuff. Kinda weird that they'd be painted yellow this time around, like the yellow taped crates from RE7.
When I first started playing I found the controls very awkward and clumsy. Took a while to get used to them but now I'm having a great time.
Why does RE4make Ada sound like a man? Her voice just seems way too deep to me, it's almost troonlike.
 
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It looks like the mini gun guys got replaced by the cow heads.
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Also, Luis gets stabbed by Krauser. The image quality is shit but I can help that these Brazilian niggers don’t know how to screen capture.
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The Salazar fight looks a lot better than the original.

There was an argument about if the Striker shotgun was in the game. At the time no streamer was using it, so people began datamining the demo to see what they could find.

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The original game had infinite replay value, and the Remake is expanding on that. If modders can find a way to add more or even just modify the current case charms, you can craft entire playthroughs to your liking.

I hate how these consoomers blab and go on about how modern remakes are so much better than the originals "in every way". I doubt these fuckers even played the originals, or understand what made them great. Now we got these idiots jabbering on about remaking RE1 (again) and RE5. Just like the retards calling for a remake of Dead Space 2.
RE5 was already impacted by journalists like Xplay calling the game racist. A remake for RE5, like Code Veronica, would not fair well with the Capcom of today.
 

The Salazar fight looks a lot better than the original.

There was an argument about if the Striker shotgun was in the game. At the time no streamer was using it, so people began datamining the demo to see what they could find.

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The original game had infinite replay value, and the Remake is expanding on that. If modders can find a way to add more or even just modify the current case charms, you can craft entire playthroughs to your liking.


RE5 was already impacted by journalists like Xplay calling the game racist. A remake for RE5, like Code Veronica, would not fair well with the Capcom of today.
At this point all I need is footage of the Iron Maidens and U-3. Someone will upload that soon of course if they are in the game. Hope one of our 3rd world shithole friends also uploads separate ways to confirm that.
 
RE:Make is honestly a perfect game IMO.
In terms of trying to stay faithful to the original, turning the graphics up to 11, improving the OST, and doing whatever possible to ADD new content, scenarios and avenues for gameplay instead of cutting them - REmake is the gold standard of Remakes.
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Oddly enough, unless my eyes deceive me, Ada lost leg but gained some titty... whereas Ashley just lost.
 
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! CAPCOM HAS GONE BEYONED POSSED! FUCKING SHAPEHUNTER!? REALLY!? MTF TRANNY!

hey, remember the time he shoot a few porno scenes? you can still find them in Xvideos. think he still has his dick?
Damn he is ugly irl...or in other words: Nothing but a man in a skirt
 
Oddly enough, unless my eyes deceive me, Ada lost leg but gained some titty... whereas Ashley just lost.
Well, Ashley's face got fixed and doesn't look like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle. Ada's new voice is kinda bland to me. Sure, the voice itself is pretty, but it lacks that Noir delivery. Did subtlety and implication get trained OUT of actors now?
 
that the game re4 remake goes full force into that the villagers are infected does not sit well with me, the original tried to slightly mask this in the beginning by them being hostile to strangers. hell, you needed to get put of the way to find the boxes full of skulls in the first house.
 
that the game re4 remake goes full force into that the villagers are infected does not sit well with me, the original tried to slightly mask this in the beginning by them being hostile to strangers. hell, you needed to get put of the way to find the boxes full of skulls in the first house.
Yeah I get why they're not hiding that the villagers are already all infected because every RE fan knows plagas as this point. But I'll never forget my immediate reaction to when the original reveals the parasite just bursting out of their heads like they're watermelons.
2 of the several youtube commenters share my exact sentiment it was just totally unexpected and the Villagers from the start were already such daunting enemies.

On that note what I didn't notice from playing the new Demo was that the Ganados seemingly don't try to dodge Leon's attacks anymore. Perhaps that element is just not in the demo or in the default difficulty? What I really liked about the Ganados is that they were seemingly a tadbit smarter than Zombies and I hope that element is further explored. Like the old Halos I really hope/wish the Ganados would display more responsive AI. Like if Leon tosses a grenade some of the Ganados should try (but mostly fail) in getting out of the way.

All nitpicking aside I'm just happy to have the Ganados again, I was expecting Resident Evil Village to have a Romanian Equivalent and I'll continue to bitch and moan that Capcom squandered such a good setting. I love having enemies speak in foreign languages.
 
Yeah I get why they're not hiding that the villagers are already all infected because every RE fan knows plagas as this point. But I'll never forget my immediate reaction to when the original reveals the parasite just bursting out of their heads like they're watermelons.
2 of the several youtube commenters share my exact sentiment it was just totally unexpected and the Villagers from the start were already such daunting enemies.

On that note what I didn't notice from playing the new Demo was that the Ganados seemingly don't try to dodge Leon's attacks anymore. Perhaps that element is just not in the demo or in the default difficulty? What I really liked about the Ganados is that they were seemingly a tadbit smarter than Zombies and I hope that element is further explored. Like the old Halos I really hope/wish the Ganados would display more responsive AI. Like if Leon tosses a grenade some of the Ganados should try (but mostly fail) in getting out of the way.

All nitpicking aside I'm just happy to have the Ganados again, I was expecting Resident Evil Village to have a Romanian Equivalent and I'll continue to bitch and moan that Capcom squandered such a good setting. I love having enemies speak in foreign languages.
I just want them to go back to Africa so I can kill niggers for free again. I'm sorry, I mean those infected with Ouroboros. Guess I'll just have to stick to GTA...
 
I just want them to go back to Africa so I can kill niggers for free again. I'm sorry, I mean those infected with Ouroboros. Guess I'll just have to stick to GTA...
I also frankly enjoyed the company of an Ethiopian babe complete with unlockable skimpy tribal costume. Her AI was bearable as long as you just gave her all the healing items.
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Chalk this one on the list of NEVER EVER will happen again. As Cinderella famously sang "You Don't Know What You Got Till It's Gone."

EDIT: Seriously just imagine if Resident Evil Village had infected Gypsies stealing and shivving poor Ethan. Remake Resident Evil Village give me my Romanian hoodlums.
 
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Ada's new voice is kinda bland to me. Sure, the voice itself is pretty, but it lacks that Noir delivery.
I agree with you that her voice is bland. Looking at her models side-by-side, CapCom gave her some extra weight. It's not even subtle, they're milk factories now...
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I also frankly enjoyed the company of an Ethiopian babe complete with unlockable skimpy tribal costume.
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Another caucazoid-featured nog from the nips... Where's that monkey snout CapCom? Where's the pube hair? The sun-singed Ethiopian skin? If you're putting transvestites in your press releases, you're gonna have to be ""progressive"" and change that model for the inevitable RE5 remake.
 
I agree with you that her voice is bland. Looking at her models side-by-side, CapCom gave her some extra weight. It's not even subtle, they're milk factories now...
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Another caucazoid-featured nog from the nips... Where's that monkey snout CapCom? Where's the pube hair? The sun-singed Ethiopian skin? If you're putting transvestites in your press releases, you're gonna have to be ""progressive"" and change that model for the inevitable RE5 remake.
I'm almost willing to forgive that shit downgrade of the outfit in the new one for this. Almost.

Also, please don't jinx it, I know they'll do it, but I hope they don't fuck up Sheva. Her & Rebecca are the best girls of the series.
 
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Another caucazoid-featured nog from the nips... Where's that monkey snout CapCom? Where's the pube hair? The sun-singed Ethiopian skin? If you're putting transvestites in your press releases, you're gonna have to be ""progressive"" and change that model for the inevitable RE5 remake.
Sheva will be back... voiced and mocapped by Debra Wilson.
 
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