Horrorcow Tommy Tooter / Thomas Wasserberg - Dog-Abusing, Trash-Eating Pedo, Neo-Nazi, Fake Tranny, "1st-Wave Incel", Hounded YouTuber to Suicide

[BigTodd]

So you're totally cool with taking away part of this woman's support system? Truly, sir, you are the most compassionate being on the planet.

Oh, and "Lt. Colonel" means "Lieutenant Colonel," not "Light Colonel." Light Colonel sounds like a really shitty brand of beer.

Tommy is a grifter, plain and simple. If he could wreck a marriage and take away a disabled woman's support system, he would. Not happening I'm this case, but only irrational mean trolls like us would take exception to that because she, after all, is disabled and hasn't worked a day in her life. Never mind the fact the Tommy is on disability and doesn't appear to have worked a day in his life either.

You simply can't apply logic to Tommy's thought process. He's mentally ill.

 

[AnOminous]

Tommy is a grifter, plain and simple. If he could wreck a marriage and take away a disabled woman's support system, he would. Not happening I'm this case, but only irrational mean trolls like us would take exception to that because she, after all, is disabled and hasn't worked a day in her life. Never mind the fact the Tommy is on disability and doesn't appear to have worked a day in his life either.

You simply can't apply logic to Tommy's thought process. He's mentally ill.

If he really is on disability why the fuck does he eat garbage? Does he spend all his tard bucks on drugs?

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

Far out! TheJabroni got "misinformed mental midget" again.

Now, help me understand why "misinformed" is an insult. There's a lot of misinformation floating around in elementary-level textbooks ("Squanto and the Pilgrims were totes BFFs u guise") and more attempts to add more misinformation every day ("all of those slaves weren't slaves at all, they were absolutely 'migrant workers' who sailed to North America en masse to work on plantations for a bowl of cornmeal a day and severe torture for misbehavior, because that sounded like a great deal to them"). In elementary school, you're not really primed to question the teacher, right? Especially not in Tommy's day, when corporal punishment in school was a thing.

Conspiracy theories about The Media aside, there are also a lot of clickbait articles all over the Internet that are full of egregious bullshit ("Dermatologists Hate This Housewife Who Discovered One Simple Trick to Erasing Wrinkles"). Click on one, congratulations, you've just been misinformed. So all in, it seems impossible to make it to adulthood, or through adulthood, without coming across some sort of misinformation. Anyone who lived through the '80s may have been told that Dungeons and Dragons caused Satanists to ritually murder babies. Does simply hearing or reading something wrong make a person bad, evil, dangerous? Because that would be most of the US population. "Misinformed" as an insult is pretty much on par with using "taxpaying" as an insult.

Also, a "mental midget" would probably have a learning disability, cognitive delays, or hell, even traumatic brain injury, making them a member of a protected class. So the entire athlete population of Special Olympics (in which, no, everyone doesn't get a trophy; that's common misinformation) is insult-worthy, according to Tommy. Even getting hit on the head would make you the target of an insult... or the target of an attempt to become a dependapotamus late in life, whichever. Alas, poor Coll!

(Side note: Using "pedantic" as an insult doesn't quite work either. To become a pedant, you have to know something. Jealousy, much? Also, "pedantic pseudo" what? You accidentally a few words out, former frat dude.)

tl;dr how about verbose?

Slight powerlevel: When I was actually doing undergrad, you had to either be taking a computer science class (even 101-level) or have a professor's signature to get an email account on the school's .edu. Maybe Tommy is thinking that rule still applies, and CompuServe is still a thing too (I had a friend who chatted with Douglas Adams on there on the reg, and I will kick myself forever for being too shy to ask her for his CompuServe number), because he's been all over Usenet for the last X hundred years -- so if that still exists in some form, why shouldn't all these other things be the same? (It would be kind of nice to live in Tommy's mental time frame, actually, because Jerry Garcia would still be alive too.)

But yeah, I guess not only are we all in undergrad, we're all in the Greek system. It's that theory-of-mind problem so many of our cows have, like the way Iconoclast can't imagine other people's college experiences being different from his. Since Tommy himself was a frat boy, anyone who is in college must also be in the Greek system (and all sorority girls are "sluts": nice misogyny and lack of sex-positivity).

Or maybe it comes from Tommy's Pretendian side, and assumption that as an "elder," he would be revered in actual Indian culture, the way it's theoretically supposed to work in the Rainbow family. (Pro-tip: The alleged "Hopi prophecy" of the Rainbow Warriors comes from a fundie-evangelical book meant to convert Indians to Christianity. Sorry, Greenpeace.) So since we're clearly not "elders" because none of us, to Tommy, are as cool as he is, or have lived and done things, etc., we must be college students. Which is terrible, because actual evidence-based knowledge is terrible (e.g. "pedantic" as an insult)... why that is, I don't know, because Tommy sure does lean hard on the DES thing, which is science done by scientists that blames occasional intersex births on in-utero DES exposure. And he seems to think that his mother's having taken that drug during pregnancy (why would you tell your kid that? How does he know this is true?) makes him a more authentic tran.s than all the tran.s people who can prove their condition with a brain scan or bloodwork. Shades of Autphag!

lots of meaningless words strung together there, along with the usual assumptions built on insufficient data, rat runner (that's an old lab tech insult for psychology researchers). i have suffered gender dysphoria my entire life, first realizing that there was a problem when i was not quite four and knowing what it was at about nine when i learned about christine jorgenson. i suffered it in silence for many years and finally decide to live authentically two years ago.

hormone panels return low testosterone and brain hormones in the normal range for a female. my physique is what is called gender ambiguous, neither clearly male or female, similar to the klinefelter's presentation and i may have had surgery to descend my testicles that they called an inguinal hernia repair. it's suspect because the surgeon, a friend of my father's , insisted on inspecting his work until i was at least ten, which suggests that he was concerned about the way they were developing.

when i learned about DES, my mother confirmed that she had been prescribed vitamins, which was a very common way of administering it, without informing the women of the nature of DES at all. there seem to be a lot of chemicals that have entered the artificial ecosystem of the petrochemical run human society that are causing large increases in the incidence of transgenderism and autism in newborns, as is evidenced by this collection of so

So you're totally cool with taking away part of this woman's support system? Truly, sir, you are the most compassionate being on the planet.

Oh, and "Lt. Colonel" means "Lieutenant Colonel," not "Light Colonel." Light Colonel sounds like a really shitty brand of beer.

light colonel was slang that was used in my family. i have no idea if anybody else uses it or not.

as for coll's partner, her welfare is a concern of both of us.

If he really is on disability why the fuck does he eat garbage? Does he spend all his tard bucks on drugs?

most of the check goes to paying my overhead. i avoid spending it on weed, using money i earn busking or selling jewelry instead. if i don't have the cash in my pocket to buy weed, i do without.

when you say "eating garbage" , you are envisioning crusty tramps picking in the trash cans on the street, eating whatever scraps they find. i don't do that. i'm diving the trash in student housing complexes

Tommy is a grifter, plain and simple. If he could wreck a marriage and take away a disabled woman's support system, he would. Not happening I'm this case, but only irrational mean trolls like us would take exception to that because she, after all, is disabled and hasn't worked a day in her life. Never mind the fact the Tommy is on disability and doesn't appear to have worked a day in his life either.

You simply can't apply logic to Tommy's thought process. He's mentally ill.

recovering completely unused or only partially used groceries. my cupboards and refrigerator are usually overflowing. i'm only eligible for about $25 in SNAP benefits and i find that much food on a half hour walkabout, which is less time than it takes for me to get registered to receive it.

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

Is Tommy really mentally ill? He just seems like a huge, huge, self centered asshole.

 

[Overchek]

Is Tommy really mentally ill? He just seems like a huge, huge, self centered asshole.

Yes.

 

[autism420]

Is Tommy really mentally ill? He just seems like a huge, huge, self centered asshole.

He's just an old loser pedophile who is depressed because he wasted his life doing drugs.

 

[MasterDisaster]

light colonel was slang that was used in my family. i have no idea if anybody else uses it or not.

How convenient a lie.

as for coll's partner, her welfare is a concern of both of us.

Another bullshit lie.

when you say "eating garbage" , you are envisioning crusty tramps picking in the trash cans on the street, eating whatever scraps they find. i don't do that. i'm diving the trash in student housing complexes

That means you're still eating garbage, fucker, doesn't matter what kind of trash can you take it out of.
And yes, we envision you as a crusty tramp picking in trashcans. That's how we'll always see you.

 

[crunchysalty]

How convenient a lie.


Another bullshit lie.


That means you're still eating garbage, fucker, doesn't matter what kind of trash can you take it out of.
And yes, we envision you as a crusty tramp picking in trashcans. That's how we'll always see you.

Crusty smelly tramp.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

So is there going to be a wedding with a reception and everything? I imagine that in either Texas or Arizona it would be really difficult to find a cake shop run by someone who isn't too bigoted to assert their religious freedom rights all over your attempts to get into their dumpster.

 

[BigTodd]

Today, on AMB, Tommy is impressing is all with his vast knowledge of weaponry. Apparently absolutely nobody hunts with an AR15, especially deer. You also simply cannot have an AR15 chambered in anything bigger than .223 which is essentially a popgun.

Honestly not sure what side of the gun debate he's arguing today, but I have to assume it's the anti-gun liberal side based on the overwhelming lack of real knowledge on the subject matter and his typical "feelings" based logic.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

So is there going to be a wedding with a reception and everything? I imagine that in either Texas or Arizona it would be really difficult to find a cake shop run by someone who isn't too bigoted to assert their religious freedom rights all over your attempts to get into their dumpster.

if there is going to be such a thing, it will be in either a forest or shore in wisconsin or the alabama gulf coast so that ti's convenient to my parents. if all this "intel" you sociopaths are turning up about coll is true, the relationship could well be over by tonight, but i have very serious doubts about what any of you believe.

Today, on AMB, Tommy is impressing is all with his vast knowledge of weaponry. Apparently absolutely nobody hunts with an AR15, especially deer. You also simply cannot have an AR15 chambered in anything bigger than .223 which is essentially a popgun.

Honestly not sure what side of the gun debate he's arguing today, but I have to assume it's the anti-gun liberal side based on the overwhelming lack of real knowledge on the subject matter and his typical "feelings" based logic.

you're an idiot who either can't read or is deliberately distorting what i say to further your agenda to harm me. the AR-15 can be modified to chamber a variety of rounds.

Robert Stone strange people like or care about this weapon. It is as a pop gun compared to a real hunting rifle. Only a .223.

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Tommi Jayne Wasserberg it is built for larger rounds too.

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Robert Stone no that is not true. I have one. I know. No way to put a larger than .223 round even if you make your own ammo. I was an expert marksman with the M16 in the Army. Never liked it.. It is really only a popgun compared to a real hunting rifle.

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Tommi Jayne Wasserberg i guess it can be modified if they don't do it at the factory then. my buddy had two of them that fired the .223, but if you google it, the thing can handle all the way up to a .45 with modifications.

http://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=337969

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Robert Stone If the AR15 is banned what will that do? Nothing. Much lager caliber weapons are available at Wall Mart.

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Tommi Jayne Wasserberg prohibition laws do nothing to eliminate the demand. increase it if anything because it inspires sociopaths to break the law. it also invites criminals to take over the supply side. we need regulations and it seems that the simplest and least painful...See More

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Robert Stone Wonderful idea!

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Tommi Jayne Wasserberg the gun nuts have been obstructing gun law reform based on the no infringement clause for many years. ok fine. let's hold them to the letter of the law. the bundy brother's y'all qaeda and the yokel harams the christian extremists are forming are a far cry from a well-regulated militia. looks like an armed and inbred, woefully misinformed, redneck rabble to me.

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Robert Stone so with you on that..

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[bacterium]

if there is going to be such a thing, it will be in either a forest or shore in wisconsin or the alabama gulf coast so that ti's convenient to my parents.

If it's in Wisconsin do I get an invite?

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I nominate @yawning sneasel as flower girl.

 

[Goofy Logic]

@Null can be the pastor and @chimpburgers can be the ring bearer.

I'll throw rainbow rice around.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

*snerk* Tommy called me verbose, meaning I use more than two or three words at a time (he forgot the end of one of his sentences again), and a "rat runner," which he helpfully explained was a research scientist. Holy shit! I might be gathering data that lend weight to a scientific hypothesis, and maybe even contributing to an academic paper! I have never been so insulted in all my life! Isn't it totes adorbs when someone has no idea how human beings think?

These are insults: Your physique is not called "gender ambiguous," Tommy. It is called "obese." Also, I'd rather be a rat runner than a home wrecker any day of the week.

 

[Keerakh]

Wait. Your parents are still alive, Tom?
What are they, 90?

 

[Goofy Logic]

a "rat runner," which he helpfully explained was a research scientist. Holy shit!

His hippy think probably dictates that being called a university assistant instead of a lazy, stinky love-think nature child is a horrible insult.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

*snerk* Tommy called me verbose, meaning I use more than two or three words at a time (he forgot the end of one of his sentences again), and a "rat runner," which he helpfully explained was a research scientist. Holy shit! I might be gathering data that lend weight to a scientific hypothesis, and maybe even contributing to an academic paper! I have never been so insulted in all my life! Isn't it totes adorbs when someone has no idea how human beings think?

These are insults: Your physique is not called "gender ambiguous," Tommy. It is called "obese." Also, I'd rather be a rat runner than a home wrecker any day of the week.

ok, bye felicia. too many words, not enough substance and terribly boring. have a nice life -- far from me.

 

[Loxiozzz]

too many words, not enough substance and terribly boring.

The nerve.

 

[facepalm]

too many words, not enough substance and terribly boring.

Good job summing up your life!