Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dollar Store Sentai]

This whole idea that poppers make you want to 'fuck damn near anything' really only applies to people with an interest in receptive anal sex. People who like to take it up the ass seem to derive some pleasure from the combination of poppers and anal. For regular dominant heterosexuals, it's probably the single most unpleasant drug you'll ever take.

The stuff smells like a rancid jockstrap. It comes on like a banging blinding headache, and by the time the headache has settled down sufficiently to stop being grossly unpleasant, the stupid thing has worn off. I'm sure the thing was over the counter legal for as long as it was because nobody in their right mind would willingly take the stuff twice.

Always smelled like Rubber Cement to me, never got the people that would suck the stuff up their nose like lines of coke

 

[RotPockets]

Classic fear of success. Nick is a lazy, privileged man-child who has been under-performing his whole life. Just when it looked like he might meet expectations for once, he self-sabotages by destroying the thing that was going to lead to success (what? more expectations? don't I do enough already?).
I'm sure it's on a subconscious level, but Rekieta is determined to not live up to his family's expectations. Instead, he kept giving his parents the grandkids to distract them from his failures to navigate the real world.

I just want you to be successful.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!
YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER!!!

I’m not? Great. Get out.

(followed by the sound of a Balldo softly hitting the ground as it tumbles out of Nick’s pants leg, as he skulks off hasidically.)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick conspires with chat to circumvent LOCALS rules:

Spoiler: Evidence

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

I wanted to circle back to this because the last sentence raises a good point. Nine months ago Rekieta looked at the precipice of breaking into the A list of content creators - maybe not at Crowder's level, but certainly the level right below.

It amazes me how swift he went from the Rittenhouse and Depp trials doing amazing numbers to when he botched the Rittenhouse interview. That interview was his ticket to the big time and he not only fumbled the ball, he ran it back to his own goal and kept going.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

According to an email I just got from locals one of the topics balldo man is going to cover tonight is Ronnie Radke some rock star people are trying to cancel for being a rock star basically. Can’t imagine why he would want to cover that maybe his next tattoo will be a bad falling in reverse album cover. He should leave the celebrity gossip to Emily his audience is too old to even know who that is even I had to look him up I haven’t seen any news coverage about him but perhaps I just missed it.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Nick conspires with chat to circumvent LOCALS rules:

Spoiler: Evidence

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How hard is it to just, like, open discord, and post nudes there? I wouldn't call it monumentally difficult and there's plenty of degenerate autismos to help the winemoms hornypost on the platform specifically for hornyposting.

This flirting with "well I'm not TEEEEEEECHNICALLY breaking the rules even if you do break them" shit will fly maybe a couple times, and then they'll get sick of it eventually. Nick is not the biggest fish on the platform and at some point they will value their ability to advertise as a safe for work platform for payment processor purposes more than his rules lawyering about fans posting nudes. We need a face palm react at this point. This is just painful.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

How hard is it to just, like, open discord, and post nudes there? I wouldn't call it monumentally difficult and there's plenty of degenerate autismos to help the winemoms hornypost on the platform specifically for hornyposting.

This flirting with "well I'm not TEEEEEEECHNICALLY breaking the rules even if you do break them" shit will fly maybe a couple times, and then they'll get sick of it eventually. Nick is not the biggest fish on the platform and at some point they will value their ability to advertise as a safe for work platform for payment processor purposes more than his rules lawyering about fans posting nudes. We need a face palm react at this point. This is just painful.

Subtlety is not Nick's strong suit apparently, because he didn't take Locals staff deciding to test the algorithmic nudes detection on his page as a very loud message to him to sort out the posting of nudes on a site with no mature content filter.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Subtlety is not Nick's strong suit apparently, because he didn't take Locals staff deciding to test the algorithmic nudes detection on his page as a very loud message to him to sort out the posting of nudes on a site with no mature content filter.

I know Nick will do the opposite because any of us think this is probably a hint, but that's about as close to a hint as you can get without locals staff showing up at his house and literally hitting him with the horny-jail bat.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Subtlety is not Nick's strong suit apparently, because he didn't take Locals staff deciding to test the algorithmic nudes detection on his page as a very loud message to him to sort out the posting of nudes on a site with no mature content filter.

'Conversations were had this week, and I am planning changes for the direction of my channel...'

Sounds like more of a reason for it now, huh?

 

[Not Who You Think]

Based on the contemporaneous discussion in the thread at the time, it looks like it was from a stream the morning of July 4, 2022. Though from the conversation in the thread it looks like the stream got cut off and he had to make a new one, then afterwards people started talking about the dark turn of the stream. From this post I'm going to guess it's at the end of the second stream from that morning:

End of the stream (around 5:27:00 mark) from July 2nd 2022 makes it sound like whatever is going on is something that has been going on for around a month.

Old posts from around that time confirm, though evidence can't be presented at that time (livestream in question never uploaded?).

Jeez. Dark stream.

Nick is struggling y'all. Apparently, the last month has been really bad for him. Now I know all this gay pride shit is hard to take but this is a little much.

He said that specifically on the end of his livestream and was talking about suicide and shit. Dunno whats up.

In his recent LOCALS stream he vaguely hinted that it is something in his marriage relationship.

Yeah he mentioned friction with Lady Rackets a lot in that stream.

Lady Rackets leaving him would be one of the few things I can think of that he would think about killing himself over, especially if she took the kids. Were the sex toys a way to try to save their marriage?

There is speculation that it's actually related to family legal happenings that Nick was involved in, or Nick not spending enough time with Kayla due to his schedule. In any case, it's doubtful he would be in a dark place over poor relations outside of his marriage (clip from December 2022):

Ultimately unsure what the issue was and if it was an event/revelation from that day or if it was the stress from the past month reaching it's peak.

If someone is able to find the stream, or has the means to get locals content from that time, it would shed more light on the situation. Nick evidently seems to confide a lot in that group (for some reason).

 

[feral cat #6385]

'Conversations were had this week, and I am planning changes for the direction of my channel...'

Sounds like more of a reason for it now, huh?

At this point I hope his new direction involves moving to Canada to seek assistance with his drug and alcohol problems. They have a great program for it. It's 100% effective. It's called MAID. Hopefully his bug eyed, junkie, broken wife opts for it too.

 

[Dracula's Blood Sucker]

Nick started a GiveSendGo for his lawsuit - https://www.givesendgo.com/RekietaLaw

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Nick started a GiveSendGo for his lawsuit - https://www.givesendgo.com/RekietaLaw

He's officially jumped the shark. I imagine he told his groupchat cause all the tweets are pouring in at the same time.

https://twitter.com/IanRunkle/status/1635850742299783168

https://twitter.com/hunleyeric/status/1635847878257307648

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick started a GiveSendGo for his lawsuit - https://www.givesendgo.com/RekietaLaw

OMFG! Is this for real!? The stupid man asking people to fund his stupidity?

Pretty gay behaviour.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

He's officially jumped the shark. I imagine he told his groupchat cause all the tweets are pouring in at the same time.

https://twitter.com/IanRunkle/status/1635850742299783168

https://twitter.com/hunleyeric/status/1635847878257307648

I can imagine the groupchat message now
"Hey guys, I know I kinda shitted on the entire 'community' thing and have become a drunken sex-obssessed weirdo, but a melon-fucker is suing me and I've spent all my money on balldos, bowmore, and ballin cars so I have to set up a fundraiser. Care to help out?"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's officially jumped the shark. I imagine he told his groupchat cause all the tweets are pouring in at the same time.

https://twitter.com/IanRunkle/status/1635850742299783168

https://twitter.com/hunleyeric/status/1635847878257307648

Yup, he's been retweeting a bunch of these so it looks coordinated.

Will Rekieta unleash the hounds on creators who don't promote the GiveSendGo?

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nick started a GiveSendGo for his lawsuit - https://www.givesendgo.com/RekietaLaw

What a fucking douchebag. I’m legit MATI. You got yourself into this situation you drunk cuck you can get yourself out. I knew lawyers were scummy but holy shit.

Edit: lmao


Of course tug also retweeted it

https://twitter.com/ThatUmbrella/status/1635847687542038533?s=20

And whoever this girl is @‘d everyone associated with balldo man

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Once you go into the gay piggy bank personal army, you're beyond help. Jesus Christ Nick, how pathetic.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Edit: lmao
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I'm frankly shocked it isn't a complete circlejerk.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Nick is speed running Ethan Kliens life but with way less success.