Resident Evil - Virgin Vampire Wine Mom vs Chad Magnetic Lebowski

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I was today years old when I learned that not only is Sphere Hunter a Troon, but he did porn. It is also dawned on me how a few simple voice filters that I clocked up to shitty mic quality and video editing magic, has had me fooled for an embarrassingly long amount of time. The slow realization that this will only get worse as time goes on is horrifying. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. There truly are no women on the internet....
Did you like the porn too?
 
If they use her face 20 years ago on MadTV, that's not a deal breaker. If they use her face in Fallen Order, that's a whole lotta bug eyes.
It's such a shame too because she's a fine VA and while the game itself is looking like a "Games as a Service" fiasco she's cast appropriately as Amanda Waller in Rocksteady's Suicide Squad.

Why they think we want to see an elderly woman in video games is beyond me.
 
Did you like the porn too?
No. Shit quality. Shit production. Mid-tier actors. Bad scene planning. No good camera angles. Also, holy fucking hell is SphincterHunter's voice annoying. I can almost excuse the voice filters he uses. Without it, it'd be impossible to listen to any of his videos. Even for those who don't mind that he's a Troon and wants to.

Shock still remains though. I was genuinely fooled. I mean what's next? Are you gonna tell me Mistrare Fusion is a Troon too?
 
Well, Ashley's face got fixed and doesn't look like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle.
So her 'being fixed' is having her face changed beyond recognition? I really don't think she looked like Dewey at all. I think people kept complaining about her ears due to low fov values. Sure her ears are outward a little too much but in cutscenes the camera almost got orthographic projection in some shots. Like the cabin scene was really zoomed in.
 

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What the hell is this though...?
I'm really not hyped for RE4 remake at all.
They look ridiculous.
Why in God's name did they not bring back the iconic film noir alt costume from the original?

Also lmao on the first one Leon's old timey costume has a scooped neckline but Ashley is literally wearing a bodysuit that completely covers all skin from her ankles to her neck.

They really are on an all out war on anything straight men might find attractive aren't they?
 
What the hell is this though...?
I'm really not hyped for RE4 remake at all.
They look ridiculous.
Alt costumes have always been a thing in the series and there's never been "bad" alts... until these remakes. Although classic Leon was good, and I loved Elza Walker for Claire.

REmake had great alternative outfits. Although Snowboarder Chris is meh. The Code Veronica look is fucking great. Nemesis Jill is pretty much my go to look for her whenever I play it and the Sarah Connor, big titty tank top look ain't bad either. I like that they added the BSAA looks too.
 
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What the hell is this though...?
I'm really not hyped for RE4 remake at all.
They look ridiculous.
OOF! The sheer Buttoned Up status of modern Ashley... Discounting Japan's own retardedly young age of consent laws, it's like CapCom is trying to avoid the woke western media backlash (that will come regardless). That's the only way I can rationalize them completely turning off Ashley's bunny-like sex appeal. Once again, she is a 20 year old woman. Modders will have to make the actual content I want. I miss my busty jug-eared golden-eyed screaming chimpanzee...
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OOF! The sheer Buttoned Up status of modern Ashley... Discounting Japan's own retardedly young age of consent laws, it's like CapCom is trying to avoid the woke western media backlash (that will come regardless). That's the only way I can rationalize them completely turning off Ashley's bunny-like sex appeal. Once again, she is a 20 year old woman. Modders will have to make the actual content I want.

I miss my busty jug-eared golden-eyed screaming chimpanzee...
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Capcom and Squeenix are both Japanese companies that are too busy being absolute globohomo clout chasers, except the latter company focuses more on selling NFTs.
 
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