Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Gunter Hatherer]

Not even in his dreams-

His subconscious knows something and is trying to tell him.

You think so? Honestly, it's hard for me to tell where the cope ends and the delusional mental illness begins.

The key concept is "fake it till you make it", even if they don't put it in those terms.
The delusion is they think it will work like that as long as the whole world cooperates.

 

[Surfherder]

I don't think many normal people have an issue with getting misgendered. You know how some of us can have those androgynous features or haircuts, just woke up, threw on some baggy shit to pop out for a pack of fags or pint of milk and the cashier totally misgenders you but you totally don't give a fuck because you know you pretty much look like a whatever. It doesn't destroy our day because we're aware that we are not the perfect and ideal picture of the gender we were born as. That's it.

Very true.

Spoiler: Sperging on being misgendered online

And it is very very common for women that interact in nerd spaces online to be misgendered. In the past it was more highly suggested that women did not use extremely “female/girly” usernames or avatars at all. (I would estimate that the “main username” for most women above 27 or so in gamer spaces is “gender neutral sounding” at best. Extremely girly usernames are “clocky” as hell.)

That is why it is so funny for me when trannies complain about people calling them a guy online in gamer spaces. Literally every woman that games in public spaces gets misgendered if not using voice chat.

Women would rather be perceived as a guy online than getting random dick pics!

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

Literally every woman that games in public spaces gets misgendered if not using voice chat.

Women would rather be perceived as a guy online than getting random dick pics!

Yeah, I think most women don’t care about pronouns online. I kinda laugh when people on reddit etc feel the need to correct someone. Why do you even care?

 

[rotpocket]

Women would rather be perceived as a guy online than getting random dick pics!

All game usernames I have are dudeish or memey for this reason- I figured out real quick not to say I'm a girl in games dominated by dudes, if not dick pics there's guys that try and white knight for you or act like there's no way you can play the game on your own and try to 'help', or on the flip side they get annoyed you're a female and harass you and act like total dicks. Just ain't worth the drama when you just wanna play vidya gayme.

 

[Surfin Terf]

I remember once being at a restaurant with my father and the waitress kept calling him "ma'am" then immediately correcting herself to say "sir." Would you like a refill, ma'am-SIR? No idea if she was on autopilot, not native English speaker, or what. My dad was trying hard not to laugh the whole time. Ma'amsir even became a dumb inside joke nickname between the two of us. It was all very traumatic.

I'm so sorry that that happened to you

 

[Rapunzel]

All game usernames I have are dudeish or memey for this reason- I figured out real quick not to say I'm a girl in games dominated by dudes, if not dick pics there's guys that try and white knight for you or act like there's no way you can play the game on your own and try to 'help', or on the flip side they get annoyed you're a female and harass you and act like total dicks. Just ain't worth the drama when you just wanna play vidya gayme.

Same in a male dominated, physical workspace. It was easier to just be one of the guys. The one time I turned up in gym gear all I got that day was stares and, 'we didn't know you looked like THAT' (I live in baggies inside and outside of work except for at the gym. Work was never really the same after and it sucked, sometimes it is easier to just be one of the guys.

 

[Cascade]

I don't think many normal people have an issue with getting misgendered. You know how some of us can have those androgynous features or haircuts, just woke up, threw on some baggy shit to pop out for a pack of fags or pint of milk and the cashier totally misgenders you but you totally don't give a fuck because you know you pretty much look like a whatever. It doesn't destroy our day because we're aware that we are not the perfect and ideal picture of the gender we were born as. That's it.

Because normal people usually don't build their whole identity around their gender. If you ask the average person "Who are you?", most will answer with their name and occupation/profession/hobby. And if you ask a tranny... Yeah, expect to hear "I'm a trans man/woman."

 

[Tinidril]

Any men in here who’d have a problem with getting “misgendered”? Aside from maybe chuckling about it afterwards.

Not I (natal female here), but my SO...he's had long hair since his youth, and there have numerous times when we've been seated in a diner, for instance, across from each other, and the waiter/waitress approaches sees me facing her and SO facing away, with his long hair halfway down his back, and we get a "What will you ladies have?". We always laugh, and the wait staff reaction ranges from laughing too, to embarrassed apologies.

Also, he tells of a time before his hair was almost completely grey, when he was walking downtown and a drunken man approached him from behind and touched his hair, then took his hand and gently kissed the back of it, and staggered away. I don't think the guy ever noticed he was kissing a man's hand. (Maybe an even funnier story if he knew perfectly well!) Anyway, SO, in his youth, was tall and skinny, and his hair was a glorious shade of red, and redheads have a lot of fans. From the back he was apparently an inebriate's dreamboat LOL.

 

[Real Mayun]

Because normal people usually don't build their whole identity around their gender. If you ask the average person "Who are you?", most will answer with their name and occupation/profession/hobby. And if you ask a tranny... Yeah, expect to hear "I'm a trans man/woman."

If only the Risperdal didn't take away my focus (though not interest) for many of my hobbies. It left me in a cycle of doing something 'til I'm mediocre, dropping it when I started getting brain farts, trying something else, having the same thing happen, coming back to the other thing, and just getting dolled up for ReddInsTuBook because that was my strongest dopamine high (which was quite fleeting). I miss when this machine was used for learning things and composing music, and not half-assed music videos done in a day with the help of your mom.

 

[Snuckening2]

Another collection of L's from r/ttttrans:

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"If I was born correctly..."

Yeah, if only you didn't hit a snag in the birth canal, which ripped off your True and Honest coochie, and replaced it with a cock, balls, and XY chromosomes.

You have to admire the sheer balls, to fully commit to idea as transparently retarded as "born incorrectly"/"born in the wrong body" and ride it so hard that strangers actually go along with it.

 

[Real Mayun]

There'd be no you without your XY neurons.

"If I was born correctly..."

Yeah, if only you didn't hit a snag in the birth canal, which ripped off your True and Honest coochie, and replaced it with a cock, balls, and XY chromosomes.

You have to admire the sheer balls, to fully commit to idea as transparently retarded as "born incorrectly"/"born in the wrong body" and ride it so hard that strangers actually go along with it.u

 

[sheepworldvizor]

I had people mistake me for a woman from behind when I had long hair. I think that’s partly because I took good care of it, unlike most troons.

Troons brag about their damn hair all the time.
Search “trans curly girl” they’re obsessed with it (co-opting a female regime and claiming they did it first).

 

[Cascade]

Troons brag about their damn hair all the time.
Search “trans curly girl” they’re obsessed with it (co-opting a female regime and claiming they did it first).

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>i couldn't figure out how to do my hair for years
Well, I guess there's no need for that anymore. You're balding, dude.

 

[melty]

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Yikes. This is the type of person whose face I don't look too closely at because odds are they are a junkie who perceives eye contact as some kind of threat.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

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This is from a thread they made on Reddit a year ago, when they were 28: -

All I can tell you is that I was born with a penis and still have it and I take estrogen and I have breasts. I don't know if I want a vaginoplasty. I've adopted a fairly androgynous aesthetic. People gender me about 50/50 he/she.

I live with my parents because our economy is collapsing and I can't afford to live anywhere.

So, a bloke with tits who gets misgendered all the time and can't afford to get a place of their own at 28. Hmmm, I wonder why they're struggling to find a man willing to fuck them?.....

 

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[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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I just love the fact he somehow managed to fuck up his preferred pronouns. Aside from the fact that it makes no sense that pronouns should vary between female singular and neuter/plural, the second one should be in the dative case, i.e. them/theirs =.

Let me give her they troonshine. Sounds insanely ghetto lol.

 

[Fareal]

Baby lesbians unashamedly refusing the dick and the trans cult brainwashing always makes me proud somehow

 

[Hepativore]

 

[Real Ariana Grande]

This is absolutely hysterical.