Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Sniperwoof]

No Chudjack don't do it, don't go troon!

I must fulfill my destiny and coom father.

 

[ShitLurker]

In year 1 of "girlhood" this dude met the President and had FFS. I wonder what year 2 will be like. There's only so much higher he can go

- Name change?
- Boobjob?
- "Barbie" pocket installation?

I think people getting coerced into sterilization and the mutilation of their genitals is terrible but the rubbernecker part of me wants to see Dylan deal with that.

Getting discarded like an old hat and sucking cocks under a bridge would be my take.

 

[Kali Nelly]

Dylan's Day 365 full show was uploaded to YouTube not sure if anyone else posted it yet. https://youtu.be/N3dMaq6ap-U

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Dylan came from Miami, F.L.A.
Hitch-hiked his way across the U.S.A.
Plucked his eyebrows on the way
Shaved his legs and then he was a she
He says, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
Said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."​

 

[Jane Eyre]

Dylan's Day 365 full show was uploaded to YouTube not sure if anyone else posted it yet. https://youtu.be/N3dMaq6ap-U

Here's the archive. Sorry that it's only 360p.

 

[the last eunuchorn]

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Thank you! The phoneception is real, but it gave me a laugh once I figured out what was happening. Dylan really surrounded himself with DUFFs (Designated Ugly Fat Friends) to make himself look more attractive and smaller in comparison, including a bearded lady sideshow in the corner as a sign language interpreter. I’m gonna try to get through this but, Jesus Christ, this is really gay.

 

[No. 7 cat]

At least that puts some effort into his fake femininity. Yet while he does put a superficially better face on troonery than say some of the freaks seen here, but they are good in a way as they repulse most people whilst this man, to whom Drew Barrymore did her cringeworthy homage, might be better able to groom confused youths. Great OP.

 

[LGHDR+]

Thank you! The phoneception is real, but it gave me a laugh once I figured out what was happening. Dylan really surrounded himself with DUFFs (Designated Ugly Fat Friends) to make himself look more attractive and smaller in comparison, including a bearded lady sideshow in the corner as a sign language interpreter. I’m gonna try to get through this but, Jesus Christ, this is really gay.

@A Rastafarian Skeleton - If you're too busy to call them all gay I can sub in for you

 

[Johan Schmidt]

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I got 40 seconds in. This is literally on the same level as 'Some Like it Hot' for LARPing as a woman. What an insufferable faggot.

 

[𖦹Junkpop𖦹]

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I can't believe this shit is real life. I used to think the people who thought American's were all fat and dumb were retarded BUT NOW I CAN COMPREHEND WHY. I can't believe this faggot thinks TERFS and TRANNY'S are fighting for the same thing.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I would be happy to see Dylan to die soon. I don't care whether or not it's painful, I just believe the planet is better off without him. I don't want KingCobraJFS or Chantal or Ethan Ralph to die anytime soon because they put on an entertaining show. If they died, I wouldn't be surprised but I'd miss the funny. Dylan has no value whatsoever.

 

[the last eunuchorn]

@A Rastafarian Skeleton - If you're too busy to call them all gay I can sub in for you

Maybe the word I’m looking for is campy? To a straight woman (ew!) this show is something I can only see being created by/enjoyed by gay men with a mostly gay male cast. It’d be way quicker to point out who isn’t a gay male. It’s just really gay.

 

[AssignedEva]

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The parody of "Part of Your World" (starts at about 11 mins in) is sheer lunacy. This is absolutely trans content for trans people - I wonder if that's why it was available only as a live stream, to stop people clipping it for ammo?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I made it 3:30 into that. That is the worst, most narcissistic song I've ever heard. Motherfucker really thinks his life is a ~magical musical~ doesn't he? Ugh.

His dress was nice though. It was wasted on his male body though.

 

[NoReturn]

Dylan's Day 365 full show was uploaded to YouTube not sure if anyone else posted it yet. https://youtu.be/N3dMaq6ap-U

Here's the archive. Sorry that it's only 360p.
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I got 40 seconds in. This is literally on the same level as 'Some Like it Hot' for LARPing as a woman. What an insufferable faggot.

I made it 3:30 into that. That is the worst, most narcissistic song I've ever heard. Motherfucker really thinks his life is a ~magical musical~ doesn't he? Ugh.

His dress was nice though. It was wasted on his male body though.

I jumped to some random spots with the sound off to see what I could see and I don't think I want additional context for these:




Looks like there's a haters section at ~34 minutes, lol

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Maybe the word I’m looking for is campy? To a straight woman (ew!) this show is something I can only see being created by/enjoyed by gay men with a mostly gay male cast. It’d be way quicker to point out who isn’t a gay male. It’s just really gay.

I can't mistake how effeminate (not feminine) all of his hand gestures are. That's a super effeminate gay man's body expression from top to bottom (no puns intended).

Troon falsettos greatly irritate me so I have to watch these with the sound off, which probably helps me notice things.

 

[sweetie_squad_4_lyfe]

im looking through the list of sponsors and TAMPAX???? he doesnt even have a uterus what the fuck!!!

 

[the last eunuchorn]

Dylan’s cast are mostly brown and black people, but his audience is mostly white.

At 16:25, Dylan plays an old tampon-related tiktok. After, he says that the odds of anyone asking him for a tampon are slim to none. The token black lady in the crowd then asks for one on a microphone, and Dylan sings about tampons.

At 33:37, Dylan replays some funny videos of Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro, and others roasting him. I was a little surprised they included these clips, but I think that was to further provoke the hate-watchers, like a little reminder. It was just a really weird route to go to garner sympathy.

At 44:01, after replaying clips of his interview with Biden, Dylan admits he wasn't the right person to interview the president and gives a shout out to some tranny icons including Erin in the Morning.

At 52:35, Dylan says, “We have a boob update! They’ve just evened out, thank god. And I’ve been on estrogen now for about a year, so I finally got to graduate to progesterone. I’m telling you, it’s doing the lord’s work.” The two real women in his show are larping as men. One is a black woman in a tuxedo and she says, “My fabulous boobs are a huge part of my trans-masculinity.” The Asian tuxedo lady says, “I got a breast reduction in college because it was the closest thing I could get to a top surgery, but my dream body, a ken doll: nothin’ on top, nothin’ on the bottom.”

At 54:15, Dylan introduces his FFS surgeon, Dr. Harrison Lee, and then sings a cover of Shania Twain's "I Feel Like a Woman" to Dr. Lee.

These moments stuck out to me, but I tuned out a lot of the show. It was boring and all about being trans with lots of pink frills and feathers all around. I don’t remember seeing many (if any) shots of the all-woman orchestra. Edited to add links and some more highlights.

 

[Banquet Meal]

that was the most narcissistic circle jerk, ever..and he still, only came off as a gay man doing broadway numbers, at best

eta that i honestly thought he would spend at least SOME of this time talking about actual womens rights, or even gay rights, anything, but no, it was truly a huge fancy party to make him feel special. i bet the letdown the day after was/is unreal. its only downhill from here.

 

[Half Empty]